Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1143830132806836224

Tatsuta Age posted:

Well now that she's out of a job, more time to fight with Teen Vogue on twitter I guess

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/1143595101727395840

friendbot2000 posted:

Stop trying to make fetch happen Dana


This is my fav reply to the Teen Vogue story

https://twitter.com/T_S_P_O_O_K_Y/status/1143631565928505344

Anal sex! THE HORRORS!

friendbot2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/1143681071390679040

LOL this is a Dying Neutron Star level of dense.

FizFashizzle posted:

He’ll never get off that either.

Every single time he feels slighted he’ll scream about patriotism and make it an affront to the flag.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Just ban all schools. Look around you, clearly they are not fit for purpose

cr0y posted:

So ummm /r/the_donald has a giant "This sub is quarantined are you sure you want to visit?"

Lol

And everyone is losing their poo poo lmao

FizFashizzle posted:

Love to brag that John McCain is in hell

Gatts posted:

Private schools are excuses for white conservatives to have a place for alternative education and pump out Fox News crazies to establish their power and are racist amongst other things.

gently caress private schools.

Also I went to a private primary education school set up by American and British embassies in Saudi with kids of diplomats and military and it was really baller and awesome.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Mahoning posted:

Am I crazy or did I read something about Nintendo moving (or preparing to move) a lot of its manufacturing out of China for its next Switch revision?


Boy, you're not kidding...

https://twitter.com/StephenGutowski/status/1143946365636100096

fool_of_sound posted:

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1143943603682795520

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Goddamn

https://mobile.twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1143964482390990848

Deuce posted:

I don't particularly want to be here.

turnip kid posted:

https://twitter.com/SenRickScott/status/1144021281131679744?s=20

Barf

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

Did anyone post this yet? Because...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1144072877290872832

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Toadsanime/status/1143874204904951811

Groovelord Neato posted:

https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1144251243302412289

thanks to gerrymandering, the democrats were denied 16 seats in the blue wave btw.

cr0y posted:

At this point I am voting for everyone who vows to lie cheat and steal better than the republicans. Add seats to scotus, rig every electoral map, pack every court, launch endless investigations into everyone with an R next to their name.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Woah

https://twitter.com/CharlieGileNBC/...ingawful.com%2F

Telsa Cola posted:

Im waiting for the inevitability where blue states essentially tell scotus/other rulings to gently caress off.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

- most gerrymanders are fragile by definition in wave years
- state courts, sometimes

it's still a bad decision

DaveWoo posted:

Seems like the common theme of both of Roberts' opinions today was "yes, you can be racist, but for the love of god please be less obvious about it".

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/1143859202017902592

Piell posted:

https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1144276518786555906?s=20
https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1144276520875319296?s=20

Groovelord Neato posted:

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1144274230261014528?s=20

Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1144298734311878657

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/joelpollak/status/1144381074098855938

Ershalim posted:

The worst parts of Florida are generally the safer bits. The panhandle isn't anywhere near as likely to be a flooded cinder as all the cool parts. I think we should just do a modest proposal and eat all the old fucks. We'd get kuru, but the general atmosphere of the US would be way more pleasant and welcoming.

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/ModerateVoters/status/1144328222886154240

love that the moderate democrats ran to the endzone with the same arguments demented chuds pulled out of their asses

GreyjoyBastard posted:

so far none of the rando mooks in the executive branch have been willing to blatantly ignore court orders and point guns at federal marshals who come to enforce them

ignoring the supreme court doesn't just involve the one man in the country who (arguably) isn't federally indictable, it involves an awful lot of miscellaneous bureaucrats who are

Ershalim posted:

I mean, the military didn't ignore it because they didn't implement it, but Trumpie and the gang continued to slow roll it the entire time it was getting fought over. Maybe you're right and the institutions will hold against them, but I don't see that for this one. The census is arcane to most people and the public isn't going to make a big fuss about it getting screwed with.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Like if trump has just gotten to the point he can openly and publicly ignore supreme court decisions what additional powers does getting a bad census even get him? Why does someone unbound from even supreme court rulings need to slightly influence census results?

It's like stealing a nuclear bomb to rob a convenience store. If you are already powerful enough to just openly ignore the supreme court you are powerful enough you don't need anything slight statistical bias in census data would earn you.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1144285393510178816

Ubiquitous_ posted:

It's weird how this hasn't gained traction again recently given how often he is in the Twittersphere.

quote:

Matt Gaetz, currently a member of the Florida House of Representatives, portrays himself to the Bible-thumping voters of the Panhandle as a God-fearing conservative. However, even a partial glance at Gaetz’s record reveals at least seven arrests for drunk driving and a reputed alternate gay life style. Gaetz’s politically powerful father Don ensured that none of the arrests led to prosecutions.

The current U.S. House hopeful Matt Gaetz saw his political career launched when he became a legislative aide to Florida’s Republican House Speaker Ray Sansom. Sansom, who succeeded Marco Rubio as Speaker, was pressured to hire Matt by the elder Gaetz. Sansom fired Gaetz twice due to his aide’s DWI arrests and Gaetz’s habit of speaking on behalf of the Speaker without clearing statements first with his boss.

Sansom represented Florida’s 4th House district. In 2010, Sansom resigned after he was indicted on fraud and conspiracy charges by Leon County state prosecutor Willie Meggs. The Florida House’s campaign to have Sansom resign over his alleged ethical violations was led by Don Gaetz, who then arranged to run his son Matt to fill the vacant 4th district seat in a special election. Matt Gaetz won and was easily re-elected in 2014 with no Democratic opponent. After Meggs was indicted, Florida prosecutors dropped all criminal charges against Sansom. However, the political damage to the former Florida House Speaker was done. Matt Gaetz and his father used the corrupt prosecutor-manufactured political grave of Sansom to launch Gaetz’s current campaign for the U.S. House.

And what would be Panhandle politics without a dead body? Gaetz’s roommate at Florida State University was reportedly found dead under suspicious circumstances while they were undergraduate students. The same political machine that drove Sansom from office was used to cover up the circumstances of the roommate’s death. Sources close to the investigation of the death, however, told WMR that the Florida Department of Law Enforcement investigated the death as a possible homicide but the agency was later politically-pressured to rule it a suicide. As with Gaetz’s multiple DWIs, the suspicious death of his college roommate was buried by Florida authorities and the university.

Matt Gaetz later, according to WMR’s sources in the 1st Congressional District, became involved in a gay relationship with a well-known pastor of an evangelical mega-church in Fort Walton Beach. Matt Gaetz is running for the U.S. Congress as a traditional “family values” and anti-gay rights conservative. Gaetz has also endorsed GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump.

On August 30, Florida Panhandle Republican voters have the opportunity to maintain their storied tradition and elect another scoundrel to the U.S. Congress. Our guess is that they will not disappoint.