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"Never expected a bloody stingray to do me in... let alone one that believed the 'friend zone' was a real thing... Crikey!" gasped Steve before collapsing.
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Jun 27, 2019 22:12
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My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom. |
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Laughing at its own stupid jokes, the hyena closed in on me, limping towards me, sneering with its ridiculous overbite, a swaying tendril of drool dancing along from the side of its face. One eye, the good one I presumed... appeared to strain as it sought me out. It was clearly blind in the other. Keeping to it’s blind side, walking in such a way as to make the distance to us actually increase, I hid behind a tree, it’s idiotic laughs (and equally bad jokes...) fading off into the distance. Now if I can only get away from this starving vulture that keeps tracking me. I’m only a little thirsty, drama much? It s a zoo for crying out loud! Not a desert! poo poo, the hyena heard me... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 27, 2019 22:41
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google THIS posted:My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom.
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Jun 27, 2019 22:42
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google THIS posted:My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom.
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Jun 27, 2019 22:44
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google THIS posted:My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom.
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Jun 27, 2019 23:44
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google THIS posted:My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 27, 2019 23:48
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google THIS posted:My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom.
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Jun 28, 2019 00:16
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google THIS posted:My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom. lol
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Jun 28, 2019 00:23
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google THIS posted:My last thought before the voracious army ants clean my bones: All of them, every last one, still live with their mom. |
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Jun 28, 2019 04:04
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"Kind of the lamest Lion, who lives on a mountain anyway" I say as I'm viciously mauled |
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Jun 28, 2019 05:40
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"More like, 'maneless lion' heh" as my arm is ripped off |
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Jun 28, 2019 05:41
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Chases me for two feet, gets winded, only catches me because I trip over a log and break my ankle.
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Jun 28, 2019 05:45
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Me to the bunny rabbit gnawing my leg: "didnt do so well against the turtle, did ya little guy." |
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Jun 28, 2019 06:10
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vanisher posted:"Kind of the lamest Lion, who lives on a mountain anyway" I say as I'm viciously mauled vanisher posted:"More like, 'maneless lion' heh" as my arm is ripped off "You're not even a big cat, technically, you can't roar!" I point out as I'm disemboweled and start to be devoured while still alive.
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Jun 28, 2019 09:49
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Hanging upside-down with no skin in the jungles of Guatemala. "I suppose you think that makes you seem skillful, hunting with infrared laser sights and an invisibility suit like a baby." |
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Jun 28, 2019 13:24
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roomforthetuna posted:Bit soon for the best joke in the thread IMO. v  v
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Well, I think to myself, I may be remembered as the idiot who got mauled by a tiger, but at least it's a Bengal tiger. That's when I see the Patriots pennant on the enclosure wall. google THIS fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Jun 28, 2019 14:50
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wouldn't be the first time. I really enjoy your brand of humor regularly!
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Jun 28, 2019 14:51
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Twenty Four posted:wouldn't be the first time. I really enjoy your brand of humor regularly!
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(embarrassing death support group in heaven) Larry: I'm just, I'm just starting to make peace with it, you know? We all gotta go some way, I'm just the guy who got killed by that stupid smoking orangutan. And maybe…maybe that's OK. Could be worse, right? (murmurs of agreement, a couple members of the group pat Larry on the shoulders) St. Cassian: That was very heartfelt, thank you, Larry. What about you, google THIS? Would you like to share? Me: (vividly picturing a silverback gorilla taking a long drag from a vape) No thanks. |
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Jun 28, 2019 15:36
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google THIS posted:(embarrassing death support group in heaven)
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Jun 28, 2019 17:34
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GT might be the funniest poster in byob tbh
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Jun 28, 2019 17:35
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Goons Are Great posted:GT might be the funniest poster in byob tbh There are so many amazing posters in the yob (and me) for so many amazing reasons, but can't argue that GT doesn't regularly make me laugh my gosh darn butt off!!
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Jun 28, 2019 20:37
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Being eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. "Yeah, well, your species is extinct!" |
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roomforthetuna posted:Being eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. "Yeah, well, your species is extinct!" dinosaur |
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Wouldn't want to be preyed upon by any species that would have ME for a dinner |
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Goons Are Great posted:GT might be the funniest poster in byob tbh I have no idea how he does it. |
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Cow being killed to be eaten by a human: "lol you've got chronic depression, chump." |
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A cannibalistic serial killer eating my liver with kale and a PBR. |
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Lol e: Also lol at every other post itt The Klowner fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jun 29, 2019 |
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Goons Are Great posted:GT might be the funniest poster in byob tbh I'm not really into ranking posters but there's no denying gt is a great poster. |
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The Clowner posted:I'm not really into ranking posters but there's no denying gt is a great poster. Yeah I didn't want to sound like I wouldn't like every single poster, it's just that GT literally makes me laugh out loud while I'm quietly sitting in the library and everyone then stares at me like I'm sort of criminal. Oh god I'm the loser animal, right
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My plan to predate BYOB is coming apace wait |
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Wolves hunt in packs and may crush your balls and tear off your limbs, but deep down we all know, all they really want is a hearty rub on the belly.
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