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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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sign my dumb rear end up

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I'm vanilla scum and town godfather

Captain Foo
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Captain Foo posted:

I'm vanilla scum and town godfather

Confirming that I got my pm and it's literally this, I'm a town death miller

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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fuckin rekt lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Prince of Space posted:

*From the front row of the audience, Prince of Space laughs and stands up to clap and cheer at Slord with gusto, continuing to do so even after the rest of the audience has died down.*

*Finally, Prince of Space recognizes that the cameras are trained on him. He faces the nearest camera and smiles broadly.*

Oh hey - that's right - I'm not just an audience member, I'm a contestant too, here on: Bastard Modfia! Who's ready to vote some scumbags out of the ring, cuz I sure am!

*There's a brief pause as Prince of Space hustles up onto the stage.*

Now, I might suck at Mafia but I sure don't trust a Vanilla Town Godfather Death Miller claim day 0/1. It's like they're begging to be ignored!

##vote Cap Foo

oh my god you suck

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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##vote jen x

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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enormous lmao if real

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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PMush Perfect posted:

the flavor justification is that hal is using .22 rimfire rounds

just fyi

lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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anyway that was p great and I'm not gonna vote Hal today for it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Tired Moritz posted:

Real talk I keep getting these phonecalls from people asking me to trade gold? Should I do it

nah just give me you're money

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Mr. Humalong posted:

oh who wants me to use my power on them tonight? if you're town something great happens


if you're scum or 3p something also great happens

do me plz

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Prince of Space posted:

OP is shooting blank eggs and Mr. Humalong is making me angry from bleeding everywhere!

Meanwhile Chaoslord is stealing OP's jokes before she can make them! Unprofessional, Mr. Slord.

What a debacle, team! Who do we vote for in times like these? Lurkers? Jen X for looking like a fool? Hal Incandenza for making us all look like fools? Toalpaz (blink once if u r scum)??

##vote pos

looking for consensus before putting down a real vote

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Prince of Space posted:

Psh. I'm not looking for consensus, I'm looking for those with Mafia experience to know what's supposed to go on at times like these.

Also I've currently got a vote on Tired Moritz and before then I was voting for you, Cap Foo, for your bad role-claim vibes...

"I'm not doing a thing (but I actually am)"

lmao see ya, scum

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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chaoslord posted:

*Slord looks in OMGVBFLOL's direction with a concerned look on his face and then turns to address everyone else*

"Friends, I do not believe OMGVBFLOL is well. We must send him to the hospital."

if you're rping slord, who's chao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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loving Smooth

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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what the gently caress people

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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redneck nazgul posted:

guys we got rid of OMG, i win

granted he won first but now he is dead so therefore i am the winner

as i keep winning, i get more hated

lmao if your actual wincon is to get autolynched

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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who's the scum tho

i still think it's binch of space

##vote space binch

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Toalpaz posted:

The very last thing hum said to me before I scum night killed him was 'kill rednecknazgul' and I will. ##vote rednecknazgul

what now

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Toalpaz posted:

The very fact that scum haven't quick hammered red neck nazgul means that he's 100% scum thank you I am also mod confirmed town thank u

nah

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Prince of Space posted:

Okay I've been looking over the votes and the posts and this is what it looks like:

The most bloodthirsty (most votes):
- Squiggly
- Jen X
- Hal Incandenza
- Toalpaz (Town)

The least engaged (lowest content):
- Redneck Nazgul ("Winner," double-hated)
- Tired Moritz
- Cap Foo

The most annoying (ye gods I suck):
- Prince of Space

I'm voting for Squiggly right now because they've been the most bloodthirsty since Day 1.

##vote Squiggly

this is the worst lumpenlist i've ever seen

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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##vote toalpaz

claiming both to have NK'd someone and hiding behind mod confirmations in a bastard mod game

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Squiggly posted:

Okay I'm gonna shoot the moon right here

There are no scum in this game only a bunch of third party

I win

rn being a3p launcher

Hm

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Squiggly posted:

I'm laying down a vote for who I think is scum and why, yes. How terrible of me to give a track record. You can see why scum typically do the opposite, correct? Because no track record is better. But I don't care because I'm town.

The no you vote is because I no longer think there are scum, only third party. I think you're a second lyncher personally.

With votes like Jen X's, you should surely feel good about voting me right


Not a bandwagon vote at all!

But you're not looking for scum, you're looking to lynch me specifically, so you're gonna ignore that poo poo to get me lynched

If you were actually looking for scum you'd probably look at the people who voted the mod confirmed town yesterday but don't let me stop your third party shenanigans. Redneck voted for toalpaz and was a third party. Guessing foo is too

am I fuckin nuts here or is everyone doubling down on toal being confirmed town


even after you quoted me explaining why it's stupid to trust the idea of confirmed town

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Toalpaz posted:

dudes I am in a 'confirmed masonry' with mr humalong now

oh

frankly i had remembered that hum made this post about toal and not the way it actually went down, which would not have been confirmed anything

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Toalpaz posted:

I'm head town. Big bad town. Time to suck up to me scum. All acknowledge me now.

acknowledged, Colonel Schiesskopf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Prince of Space posted:

Well I'm not a third party (unless everybody is), I'm just trying to help town as best I can in the limited time I have left in this world before I...

Well, it's neither here nor there what happens after I'm gone.


are u a fuckin lynchbomb lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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don't answer that, PoS

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PMush Perfect posted:

this is definitely going to be one of those everybody is kicking themselves games

especially me

hail satan and pass the votes

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I inherited a cop role after the insane cop flip and investigated tired Moritz with a "not town" result

Do with that what you will

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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PMush Perfect posted:

everyone should ignore that accidental posting of an insane cop flip

that totally wasnt on purpose

ae lmao

Captain Foo
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PMush Perfect posted:

If Prince died, she'd be able to recruit a new person instead of doing a kill.

I was loving right about pos

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Also thanks pmush I did enjoy this game quite a bit

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Imagine enjoying a game when you're a loving death miller lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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PMush Perfect posted:

I'm glad. I was worried there'd be hurt feelings.

i would have been upset about it in a "more serious" game but it's perfect for this, I knew what I was getting into

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I won because I fullclaimed death miller and nobody even reacted

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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because of the nature of this game, the bonkers claims weren't suspect

normally claiming death miller is going to cause loving mayhem - is the mod an rear end in a top hat, what if it's weird scum cover, etc etc etc

but in a known bastard mafia game i kinda feel like people went "yep he's probably a town-aligned death miller like he said" and went with it

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