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Focusing my mental energies, the blade of my laser sword flares in to existence
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Jun 28, 2019 17:35
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*closes eyes, listens to slipknot, gettin so fuckin angry and pumped*
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Jun 28, 2019 17:42
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Willfrey posted:*closes eyes, listens to slipknot, gettin so fuckin angry and pumped* oh poo poo mine's stuck on Enya
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Jun 28, 2019 17:47
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PREPARE TO BE DUNKED
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Jun 28, 2019 17:50
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*stocks up on potions*
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Jun 28, 2019 17:51
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FUSION HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jun 28, 2019 17:58
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*removes pants* *Shits into a hand* Septic fist style!
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Jun 28, 2019 17:58
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*stares* *stares* *stares* *pulls 5 inch knife from pocket and flicks it open* *cocks head to one side* *stares*
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Jun 28, 2019 18:01
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I just dunked the OP. Its over. Everyone disperse. Thanks.
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Jun 28, 2019 18:04
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*stares into eyes of my prey, cuts off own dick without blinking, screams*
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Jun 28, 2019 18:15
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Jun 28, 2019 18:23
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*does two backflips, shadow boxes a whole round, pulls off shirt and puts on sports bra* “it’s mf poundcake time and my fists gonna make some strawberries on your head cojack” 
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Jun 28, 2019 18:30
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*Writes fact sheet outlining the numerous perils and failures of Communism* *Opens https://forums.somethingawful.com*
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Jun 28, 2019 18:33
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if you don't pose you're a fukken loser
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Jun 28, 2019 18:33
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Buddy, we’re either gonna fight or suck each other’s dicks. Now I know which one I wanna do, but you let me know how you think this should go down.
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Jun 28, 2019 18:54
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Buddy, we’re either gonna fight or suck each other’s dicks. Now I know which one I wanna do, but you let me know how you think this should go down. Whats it gonna be man, a shot in the mouth or a shot in the mouth?
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Jun 28, 2019 18:57
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I'm gonna cream your rear end!
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Jun 28, 2019 19:05
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Secretly hopes I get beaten to death
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Jun 28, 2019 19:06
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These fuckin hands are rated E for Everyone come get some *nervously shuffles feet*
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Jun 28, 2019 19:11
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Hey pal, you want a Hertz Donut? 
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Jun 28, 2019 19:15
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*throws an extremely expensive vase high into the air, backflips between the rungs of a ladder, and catches the vase* I don't want any trouble!
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Jun 28, 2019 19:17
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Jun 28, 2019 19:18
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hey pal, you want a Hertz Donut? How bout a Hawaiian Punch buddy?
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Jun 28, 2019 19:19
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Aubergine Mage posted:How bout a Hawaiian Punch buddy? Son, I brought you into this world, I can take you out! 
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Jun 28, 2019 19:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Son, I brought you into this world, I can take you out! unlike you, BOTH my knees still work old man! *proceeds to run like hell*
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Jun 28, 2019 19:25
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I will confront every last one you online, I aint no scared bitch!
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Jun 28, 2019 20:02
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I throw you up against the wall and scream in your face. Then I throw a few punches and miss, you easily overpower me and beat the tar out of me sending me to the hospital. Then I post on Reddit about it.
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Jun 28, 2019 20:03
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Ever since garbage cans have stopped having metal lids my main fight opener hasn’t been possible.
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Jun 28, 2019 20:05
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"I'm gonna break your hip with my super-ultra-Tai kick of death like I did this one guy that randomly followed and attacked me! Yeah, and I've got soooo many guns in my house, you don't even know. I'm totally not scared!"
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Jun 28, 2019 20:07
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I say, you bounder, one might easily mistake you for a d**n fool.
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Jun 28, 2019 20:11
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* rolled 1 on diplomacy check *
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Jun 28, 2019 20:14
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DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?!
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Jun 28, 2019 20:15
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Subscribe to Pewdiepie
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Jun 28, 2019 20:16
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*scooting after drunk muscle guy on my butt* GET IN MY GUARD COWARD
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Jun 28, 2019 20:18
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*does a pose while wind swirls my clothes dramatically*
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Jun 28, 2019 20:47
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*take off my shirt* *kiss both my biceps* - You want a taste of these, you punk rear end bitch? *you kiss both my biceps* *I take advantage of the situation and put my arms around you, locking you in a loving embrace* *we both fall to the floor* *funk music intensifies*
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Jun 28, 2019 20:49
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"I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT!!" I yell as I swing first and knock my surprised opponent onto the ground. "I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT! I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT!!" I yell again, as I get on top of them and continue wailing on their face. "I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I keep yelling, so I'll have a strong self-defense argument in the consequent aggravated assault case.
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Jun 28, 2019 21:05
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grease me up woman!!!!
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Jun 28, 2019 21:18
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