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I caught my dad putting ketchup on pork fried rice once. It broke my heart.
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Have you had this? What exactly is it? What was it like?
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Jul 1, 2019 06:01
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It's me. I'm the guy who starts shouting at the wait staff and turning red if my food comes with ketchup.
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Jul 1, 2019 08:37
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https://i.imgur.com/npQhnPY.mp4
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Jul 1, 2019 08:42
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As a tiny child I used to put ketchup on my eggs until one magical day I stopped to re-examine my life and wondered what the gently caress I was doing. Now I just put some hot sauce on there if needed and the only ketchup I buy is jalapeno ketchup for whenever I need some tater tots or chicken burgers or some other kind of lovely frozen foods. I also I have a big-rear end tub of gochujang in my fridge and if you thinned it out I guess it would be a Korean, more flavorful version of spicy ketchup? But also like not at all because gochujang has that fermented, funkiness going on. It's the loving tits on veggie stir fry with some sesame seeds and sea weed flakes, just stir a forkful right in. I could eat tots dipped in gochujang, is what I'm saying here. Hell I might try it this week.
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Jul 1, 2019 08:48
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Edgar posted:The secret is out now folks. To make the famous Utah Fry sauce, you mix ketchup and mayonnaise. A bit of hot sauce as well if you are adventurous. I googled this and it's just golf sauce!?! in Germany you can get rotweiss which is mayo and ketchup in a toothpaste tube that somehow doesnt mix so you get a red/white stripe log to lay on your food
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Jul 1, 2019 09:02
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Caesar Saladin posted:lmao yeah let me just ask the waiter, sorry sir do you have any buffalo sauce? This ketchup is too common for the likes of me. Well why wouldn't you?
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Jul 1, 2019 10:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfYgiASkm6s&t=175s (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 1, 2019 11:05
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i like ketchup, i think its nice on lovely bland food like breaded chicken or pork sausage sandwiches on white bread and also i really like lovely bland food cause it makes me remember being a kid and that was the last time i was consistently happy and satisfied.
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Jul 1, 2019 11:09
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Cook perfect pasta and grate some real nice parmigiano, then smother the pasta in ketchup instead of spending 3 minutes making a real sauce. It's me, Italy's worst nightmare
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Jul 1, 2019 11:19
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Jeza posted:Cook perfect pasta and grate some real nice parmigiano, then smother the pasta in ketchup instead of spending 3 minutes making a real sauce. This is pretty much a fairly popular Japanese dish. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naporitan
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Jul 1, 2019 11:23
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Ketchup with grilled cheese is so good.
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Jul 1, 2019 11:55
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As far as eggs go, you should try some really mild, vinegar-based hot sauces. A grown man putting Cholula (or Tabasco or most other hot sauces named after Mexican places) on his eggs is unremarkable, spending two minutes and an innocent butter knife getting the ketchup out of the bottle and on to your eggs is odd. Some guy has to wash that butter knife, and he’s gonna have some opinions about you. If you’ve got hash browns though, gently caress it.
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Jul 1, 2019 12:11
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The Cubelodyte posted:Have you had this? What exactly is it? What was it like? It's ketchup made from mushrooms rather than tomatoes. Ketchup was originally made from mushrooms first, before tomatoes were "a thing". Mushrooms WERE what people thought of when they though of 'ketchup' as a condiment. There was also walnut and oyster ketchup, too. It's essentially "thing" boiled to pulp with enough salt and seasoning added to make shelf stable and used as condiment, which ta-da, is still what ketchup is. Unsurprisingly, the first three are an extremely british invention, though common in the colonies. The tomatoes becoming standard later were more...American. All the flavors vary as much as their bases. They're all a lot more liquid than today's version. Think...Worcestershire sauce/soy sauce consistency/a little thicker sorta. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Jul 1, 2019 |
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Jul 1, 2019 12:38
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The best ketchup is Secret Aardvark. Sweet and hot without too much of either.
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Jul 1, 2019 14:27
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UltraRed posted:The best ketchup is Secret Aardvark. Sweet and hot without too much of either. My favorite hot sauce hands down.
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Jul 1, 2019 14:30
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Mushroom ketchup sounds like it might have a lot of umami. I think I’m gonna find some.
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Jul 1, 2019 15:06
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someday I'm going to make mushroom ketchup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29u_FejNuks
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Jul 1, 2019 15:13
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ketchup is gross you gotta add like a whole bunch of molasses and bourbon and sugar and vinegar and spices to it to make it good
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Jul 1, 2019 16:51
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numberoneposter posted:Dunk my balls in srirancha. ....THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jul 1, 2019 |
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Jul 1, 2019 17:13
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i prefer congealed blood over ketchup. better texture although the taste is about the same.
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Jul 1, 2019 17:28
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i love ketchup on fries, but not much else OP. i eat a lot of fires though, i like to make my own with a home deep frier. though lately i have been doing poutine gravy instead of ketchup for dinner
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Jul 1, 2019 17:39
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you complain everywhere you go
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Jul 1, 2019 17:39
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Ketchup flavor definitely varies by region. I remember being a kid and traveling abroad for the first time and being incredibly disappointed when I finally got a meal I recognized, covered it in ketchup, and basically ate plastic flavored paste. I'm in Thailand now and McDonald's has two different ketchup dispensers. One is labeled "ketchup" the other is "American ketchup".  When you order pizza, instead of getting a satchel of crushed red paper, you get ketchup packets. They smother the poo poo out of pizza here with ketchup.
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Jul 2, 2019 00:55
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Atlas Hugged posted:Ketchup flavor definitely varies by region. I remember being a kid and traveling abroad for the first time and being incredibly disappointed when I finally got a meal I recognized, covered it in ketchup, and basically ate plastic flavored paste. I'm in Thailand now and McDonald's has two different ketchup dispensers. One is labeled "ketchup" the other is "American ketchup". What’s the thai ketchup taste like vs the American?
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Jul 2, 2019 01:21
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Flavors aren't as developed
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Jul 2, 2019 01:22
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Big Beef City posted:Flavors aren't as developed
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Jul 2, 2019 01:27
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I don't use ketchup on anything except sauerkraut, but I put Frank's Red Hot on fried eggs. Goes really well.
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Jul 2, 2019 01:30
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Burt Sexual posted:What’s the thai ketchup taste like vs the American? It's not very sweet and tastes industrial to me. Europeans seem to like it, so maybe it's similar to what you'd see there too? Basically if it's not Heinz, I tend to avoid it. I'm mostly amused by the fact that McDonald's here, and no where else I've traveled, felt the need to have two separate dispensers.
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Jul 2, 2019 01:31
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I would would say generally speaking ketchup is a child’s food but all goes out the window if you’re a dad My old man would put condiments on the most random poo poo, like cheez whiz on pancakes, so if you’re a parent you get a carte Blanche till your kid is a teenager then it’s back to being off the ketchup
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Jul 2, 2019 01:33
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Atlas Hugged posted:It's not very sweet and tastes industrial to me. Europeans seem to like it, so maybe it's similar to what you'd see there too? Basically if it's not Heinz, I tend to avoid it. its because your american sense of taste has been ruined through high fucktose corn syrup injected into everything you eat
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Jul 2, 2019 01:36
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My dad would mix ketchup and mustard and dip anything at all in it. It took me until my 20s to recognize the simple brilliance of it.
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Jul 2, 2019 01:38
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Caesar Saladin posted:lmao yeah let me just ask the waiter, sorry sir do you have any buffalo sauce? This ketchup is too common for the likes of me. Like every half decent casual restaurant in America has one or more hot sauces, at least Tabasco, sriracha, or Frank's Red Hot (otherwise known as buffalo sauce), either at the table or available in the back. Do you live in the rural Midwest where only ketchup and ranch are the options? Do you seriously eat your meals without hot sauce? Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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Jul 2, 2019 01:46
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Like every half decent casual restaurant in America has one or more hot sauces, at least Tabasco, sriracha, or Frank's Red Hot (otherwise known as buffalo sauce), either at the table or available in the back. Do you live in the rural Midwest where only ketchup and ranch are the options? Do you seriously eat your meals without hot sauce? No i live in Australia where people go to a restaurant and they don't smother everything in condiments mindlessly
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Jul 2, 2019 01:53
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Caesar Saladin posted:its because your american sense of taste has been ruined through high fucktose corn syrup injected into everything you eat I dunno man. I haven't lived in the states in over a decade and mostly eat local, which uses real sugar. I just think American style ketchup gets the flavor right.
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Jul 2, 2019 01:55
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Caesar Saladin posted:No i live in Australia where people go to a restaurant and they don't smother everything in condiments mindlessly You are really loving mad about Americans that you are real sure you know everything about, all of whom you're smarter and better than, clearly.
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Jul 2, 2019 02:11
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It actually doesn't look too bad once you see how it is made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29u_FejNuks E: I didn't realise I had been beaten to this so thoroughly... Valko fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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Jul 2, 2019 02:15
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Atlas Hugged posted:I dunno man. I haven't lived in the states in over a decade and mostly eat local, which uses real sugar. I just think American style ketchup gets the flavor right. Heinz or gtfo
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Jul 2, 2019 03:07
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Caesar Saladin posted:No i live in Australia where people go to a restaurant and they don't smother everything in condiments mindlessly Pretty sure Australians are into hot sauce too when they aren't unreasonably mad weirdos.
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Jul 2, 2019 03:11
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Zippy the Bummer posted:curry ketchup is good and easy to make. i learned to love it when i lived in germany kecske posted:in Germany you can get rotweiss which is mayo and ketchup in a toothpaste tube that somehow doesnt mix so you get a red/white stripe log to lay on your food  What the hell Germany
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