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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


I'm not sure who to root for here: the lady that took so much HGH she permanently looks like Bigfoot or the wimpy and frail tattle tale

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Brut
Aug 21, 2007

https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1146934063053312001

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Glad we are in the prop era of mma promos

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
Diego took what he learned from Dan Quinn and added in some Randy Savage

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oHr1sTpimE

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


YES!


YES!


YES!

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
i dont know if it's too early to call this an all timer but it's a good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMw4WGSrXo

Destro
Dec 29, 2003

time to wake up
Diego gonna go to pro wrestling after retirement

So this is Diego's only cornerman

https://www.instagram.com/joshuafabiaknowbody/

Perfect match if you ask me.

Destro fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jul 5, 2019

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008


marianna williamson VP

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Destro posted:

Diego gonna go to pro wrestling after retirement

diego is far too stupid and real to do pro wrestling. i don't know if there's enough there for another pro wrestler to get big by copying his weirdness though, so maybe that will happen

mewse
May 2, 2006

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

i dont know if it's too early to call this an all timer but it's a good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMw4WGSrXo

channeling Macho Man for sure

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqychcZh5YE

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
Pat Barry I love you but protect yourself at all times means at all times

I don't know if she too wins fights by low-kick TKOs but that guy is a fuckin mega-expert on how to kick and would be an interesting teacher

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

diego is far too stupid and real to do pro wrestling. i don't know if there's enough there for another pro wrestler to get big by copying his weirdness though, so maybe that will happen

aaa wants him

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://middleeasy.com/mma-news/diego-sanchez-mickey-gall-virginity/

quote:

“I got hit one time in the fight,” Sanchez began (H/T to BJ Penn). “I dominated. Poor Mickey Gall. I haven’t heard from him, where he is, what he’s doing, [about] his next fight… I haven’t heard nothing from him. That’s because I went inside him and I took his virginity — in a Dirty Sanchez kind of way.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
"I'm not the old guy I'm the Jedi" is my new favourite Diego line

e] Uh on second thought it might be him talking about the "importance of brain health" :allears:

Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Jul 5, 2019

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

FishBowlRobot posted:

Motherfuckers actin like they don’t know The Schmo, the only MMA journalist with integrity.

Who was that low-tier MMA journalist who posted here about a decade ago and got all huffy when Duncan made fun of him and had a meltdown? The Garr? Wonder whatever happened to him (not enough to Google it).

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


DumbWhiteGuy posted:

i dont know if it's too early to call this an all timer but it's a good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMw4WGSrXo

The flip from saying no he's coming to kill Chiesa and then "Oh he's been perfectly respectful" would win any actor an Oscar

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

i dont know if it's too early to call this an all timer but it's a good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMw4WGSrXo

I love this

I hope he makes a huge comeback and just fully unleashes his madness

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Neurosis posted:

Who was that low-tier MMA journalist who posted here about a decade ago and got all huffy when Duncan made fun of him and had a meltdown? The Garr? Wonder whatever happened to him (not enough to Google it).

TheGarv

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Ad by Khad posted:

Pat Barry I love you but protect yourself at all times means at all times

I don't know if she too wins fights by low-kick TKOs but that guy is a fuckin mega-expert on how to kick and would be an interesting teacher

Shortly before he got into K-1 Pat was one of the instructors where I started kickboxing and he has the scariest sounding kicks I've heard in person.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

i dont know if it's too early to call this an all timer but it's a good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMw4WGSrXo

This is brain damage in action and shouldn't be celebrated.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

willie_dee posted:

This is brain damage in action and shouldn't be celebrated.

He's always been like that. If anything he's more coherent now

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

willie_dee posted:

This is brain damage in action and shouldn't be celebrated.

Strong post/redtext combo, WillieD

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I don't explicitly cheer for brain damage, but also I follow Nick Diaz on snapchat so in conclusion MMA is a land of contrasts

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006




He's higher than giraffe pussy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
That how he always be man

are you guys new to Diego Sanchez?

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Zzulu posted:

That how he always be man

are you guys new to Diego Sanchez?

Sorry I'm new to the internet.


If watching Jorge Masvidal talking to Dan Hardy for over 80 minutes is your thing, for some reason this video exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt-Z7D4o2PQ

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Zzulu posted:

That how he always be man

are you guys new to Diego Sanchez?

at one point he was a spilled drink away from a felony assault. I'm glad he's alive and becoming more powerful everyday.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Zzulu posted:

I love this

I hope he makes a huge comeback and just fully unleashes his madness

Same.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
Diego Sanchez knows the secrets of cold fusion and how to bring cats back from the dead, and also the secrets of positive cartwheels and meditative qi energy

No other person on this planet knows that specific combination of things. What the gently caress is some fighter I've never heard of gonna do against that?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Brut posted:

Sorry I'm new to the internet.


If watching Jorge Masvidal talking to Dan Hardy for over 80 minutes is your thing, for some reason this video exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt-Z7D4o2PQ

It is extremely my thing. Thank you.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ad by Khad posted:

Diego Sanchez knows the secrets of cold fusion and how to bring cats back from the dead, and also the secrets of positive cartwheels and meditative qi energy

No other person on this planet knows that specific combination of things. What the gently caress is some fighter I've never heard of gonna do against that?

punch him in the liver.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Ad by Khad posted:

Diego Sanchez knows the secrets of cold fusion and how to bring cats back from the dead, and also the secrets of positive cartwheels and meditative qi energy

No other person on this planet knows that specific combination of things. What the gently caress is some fighter I've never heard of gonna do against that?

Meanwhile, in some distant forsaken desert, the ward of a moisture farmer approaches a robed Dan Quinn...

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Diego's new coach and sole cornerman for the fight had some things to say

Josh Fabia posted:

"What I’ve done is I’ve revived ancient wisdom with modern technology"

"I’m addressing things that start at the time of earth and last to the day you die."

"A lot of people go to school 10 years, 15 years, you got all these degrees on the wall. How many of these people know how to breathe? So, you don’t know how to do the basic physiological functions of your body, but you want to run your mouth?”

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

MMA has a long history of quack cornermen, this guy goes well with the witch doctors and spiritual healers of the sport

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

While u were studying degrees, I was mastering inhale

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

https://twitter.com/UFCEspanol/status/1146969860926144512

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Best Friends posted:

While u were studying degrees, I was mastering inhale

Isnt that basically how obama became president of the united states

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I think masvidal could win, or at least his chances of winning are higher than Vegas is giving him.

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