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Maxwell Lord posted:Hey, something vaguely resembling conflict! They will all sleep in the same bed and somehow end up naked. This will make them forget the conflict as they suddenly realize how awkward that is, unlike before, via the addition of old weird ork.
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evilmiera posted:They will all sleep in the same bed and somehow end up naked. This will make them forget the conflict as they suddenly realize how awkward that is, unlike before, via the addition of old weird ork. What will orcdick look like?
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YF-23 posted:Yeah, this shifts the problem from "character that is doing bad and shady poo poo is also unquestionably good" to "snout is a stupid protagonist that is not keeping pace with the audience". The only way to really save this is if Snout responds with "I know". Now I'm just imagining this going full Code Geass S2 with everyone going "aha, I knew your were going to do that and so I did X" at the end of each episode only for the next episode to start with "aha, I knew you would expect me to do that and do X, so I did Y." Rinse and repeat.
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Tesseraction posted:Now I'm just imagining this going full Code Geass S2 with everyone going "aha, I knew your were going to do that and so I did X" at the end of each episode only for the next episode to start with "aha, I knew you would expect me to do that and do X, so I did Y." I can't wait for an endless supply of this: 
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At this point I'm only here for the potential of some gay stuff to happen.
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Safari Disco Lion posted:At this point I'm only here for the potential of some gay stuff to happen. You will be disappointed, because Mookie is a homophobic piece of trash, who wrote exactly one gay named character in Dominic Deegan (Szark, who is gay.) There was one other gay character, a golem butler who Szark flirted with. I know textually Szark was bisexual in his introduction, but Mookie immediately abandoned this. He did nothing but embody harmful stereotypes. I kind of hope he's done drinking from that well. But I'm probably hoping in vain. I wonder if their balls will touch while they're making an ink witch inkwich.
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Szark was cured of his bisexuality when he redeemed himself. Wait, he went to a monastery to reform himself didn't he? Did he undergo conversion therapy?
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Ague Proof posted:Szark was cured of his bisexuality when he redeemed himself. He was immediately cured of his bisexuality when it was revealed his wife, one of Luna's evil sisters, was plotting to kill him. He never pursued another woman again. Szark was never evil, his wife goaded wealthy tourists into challenging Szark to duels for her hand. He would kill them in duels (legal in Erossus) to soothe the pain from his cursed wound, and due to how the laws work in Erossus, he then claims the wealth from the loser. Once she was killed with her rear end in the air, he immediately stopped doing this. This is the arc where he was introduced, so this is why I don't count him as bisexual rep, not just because he's bad. It was years before he went to a monastery. The reason he want to that monastery was to master his curse that made him thirst for blood in order to soothe the pain he experienced from his cursed wound. Through meditation and tai chi and crap (no prayer or anything like that) he managed to conquer this handicap and it never came up again. I know you were joking about conversion therapy, but his time sequestered in the monastery actually managed to make him gayer, and not because he was blowing the monks. His time in the monastery (which was a very long time, but we only saw him once or twice there in montage) was spent writing love letters to Dominic about the adventures they'd go on together once he got better and telling him how well the treatment was going. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 15:49 on May 3, 2020 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:You will be disappointed, because Mookie is a homophobic piece of trash, who wrote exactly one gay named character in Dominic Deegan (Szark, who is gay.) There was one other gay character, a golem butler who Szark flirted with. I know textually Szark was bisexual in his introduction, but Mookie immediately abandoned this. He did nothing but embody harmful stereotypes. I kind of hope he's done drinking from that well. But I'm probably hoping in vain. I wonder if their balls will touch while they're making an ink witch inkwich. Oh I'm fully aware of all this. I just want to see the train wreck as it happens.
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evilmiera posted:They will all sleep in the same bed and somehow end up naked. This will make them forget the conflict as they suddenly realize how awkward that is, unlike before, via the addition of old weird ork. The sad thing is that there’s a non-zero chance this winds up going in the same direction as Stranger in a Strange Land.
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Safari Disco Lion posted:Oh I'm fully aware of all this. I just want to see the train wreck as it happens. Regalingualius posted:The sad thing is that there’s a non-zero chance this winds up going in the same direction as Stranger in a Strange Land. If this comic ends with everyone else cannibalizing Snout, I will take back every bad thing I've ever said about Mookie.
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 So the Ink Witch didn’t actually lie about anything. Arudak gave all the same answers except explained how they make her look like an rear end in a top hat.
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We know she's a liar because she lied to Snout about being a spell.
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If she's trying to get out of ţe olde Wilde Edge, why did she pick the one guide who's clearly never been more than ten feet away from his house and knows less about the place than she does?
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I love it when people who are accused of being liars immediately try and cover up the accusation and inflict violence upon the accuser. Because using violence to stifle accusations of wrongdoing is what heroes do!
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TheHan posted:
Real shame Arudak decided to arm the ink witch further by dumping an entire ink well onto those pages.
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At least things are happening? Edit: And by this I mean "I last checked in on the thread a month ago and at least the plot has forward this time." girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 05:18 on May 4, 2020 |
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Wait, so... All Ink Witches share that trait she has? Are Ink Witches some kind of hive mind? Is that why the lack of name?PMush Perfect posted:At least things are happening? Nothing of consequence
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Wait, so... All Ink Witches share that trait she has? Are Ink Witches some kind of hive mind? Is that why the lack of name?
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PoptartsNinja posted:If she's trying to get out of ţe olde Wilde Edge, why did she pick the one guide who's clearly never been more than ten feet away from his house and knows less about the place than she does? Maybe the truth... is in the middle...
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PoptartsNinja posted:If she's trying to get out of ţe olde Wilde Edge, why did she pick the one guide who's clearly never been more than ten feet away from his house and knows less about the place than she does? I’m not sure why she’d need him at all. She had/has a ship/spell capable of flight. And those pages were worth fuckall. Glad to come back after my short break to an argument carried out in a book for a deaf idiot. In this comic with “no dialogue”.
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I mean she managed to crash her ship just looking for some pages. She needed a guide of any description just in case she managed to crash again. Which is likely to happen even without a ship. Maybe ink witches are all just ink poured from the same well, so to speak. Like some kinda grey goo AI amalgamation.
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It’d be funny if this was Mookie’s way of making the orc racist against the white woman. “oh you ink witches are all the same!” But feels a lot more like he’s setting it up for our perfectly bland boy to be the centrist voice of reason.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Wait, so... All Ink Witches share that trait she has? Are Ink Witches some kind of hive mind? Is that why the lack of name? I would bet money the existence of ink witches plural was decided in the last page or two
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the yeti posted:I would bet money the existence of ink witches plural was decided in the last page or two Nah pretty sure she mentioned it was an order of witches a while ago. Mentioned. In this comic without dialogue.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Nah pretty sure she mentioned it was an order of witches a while ago. Fair enough, I am definitely not paying too close attention 
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Toalpaz posted:I love it when people who are accused of being liars immediately try and cover up the accusation and inflict violence upon the accuser. Because using violence to stifle accusations of wrongdoing is what heroes do! it's a fakeout. She's going to use the ink to yell at Arudak in a way that's Legally Distinct From Dialogue.
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She's going to reveal that Arudak is a former ink witch himself, hence his ability to dispel the page finder and whatnot.
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Snout’s expression in the final panel can only be described as ‘vacant muppet’
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Nighthand posted:She's going to reveal that Arudak is a former ink witch himself, hence his ability to dispel the page finder and whatnot. Nah, he's a watercolor warlock
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I think you'll find he's a tempera telepath
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My money's on Crayola Conjurer.
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Marker Mage, maybe?
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Blackwater Mage.
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Oak Gall Oracle.
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