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Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


PMush Perfect posted:

gently caress, there's something actually kind of cute about him having a library card.

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

Now, am I constructing this in a fever dream state, or is "sequel starring bort and no dialogue" something mookie threatened us with prior to the end of the original comic? When I saw this had rebooted (if you're here, thanks Lesbiathan!) it seemed familiar to me.

I loved the old dd threads but only read them with archives. It'll be fun to participate in one live.

I can't believe this poo poo. He starts out with a sexualized dead woman's rear end, then immediately thuds into badly represented disability. If we saw this in an edit, we'd tell the artist to tone it down. I can't wait to see what comes next.

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Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


It's nice to see that "there will be no dialogue in any of these comics" doesn't stop Mookie from hiding behind a shield of

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Ague Proof posted:

The character will magically heal from their disabilities once it becomes too difficult for Mookie to write around.

That or he'll start showing thought bubbles and make every other character telepathic, like Jon from Garfield.

I hate that this is exactly what will happen.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Rotten Red Rod posted:

Supposedly this entire storyline will be completely without dialogue: http://www.dominic-deegan.com/about-dominic-deegan/


Dunno if that means it's just a short one-shot or if he's committed to an entirely new epic storyline without any dialogue.

It is almost certainly the latter. I suspect Mookie will continue to cheat by using writing and if/when other characters are introduced sign language, telepathy, etc.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


God, what the gently caress? If there's one thing Mookie ought to be able to draw by now, it's snouts.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


How much do we have to pay to stop him?

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3



God, it's loving perfect. Well done.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


I like how panel 5 is blatantly someone else's face completely.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Full frontal nudity and a masturbatory self-congratulation screed about it. My cup runneth over.

Now it's time to ask the real questions:

Who thinks Snout's circumcised? Why or why not? I'm going with cut, because Mookie's lazy and stupid and doesn't think through the implications of anything in a fantasy setting (with comic books and electric guitars) so of course Snout's circumcised like most Americans.

Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Aug 1, 2019

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Hostile V posted:

I dunno how to exactly articulate what I'm feeling, but this latest comic is the perfect example of both "someone going through the motions in order to savor their dessert later" and also "the artist is drawing something that clearly does not interest him". Like. It feels like a mix of a straight male gaze on a masculine body vs. a straight male gaze on a feminine body type deal? It's a really sadly drawn dick. I know that, like, not all dicks are porn dicks, especially if it's got no blood flow and you're just tastefully nude (and sleeping on a hardwood floor for...some reason).
Agreed entirely. Contrast with the occasionally flaccid dicks in Oglaf or I Roved Out in Search of Truth and Love. It's not rocket science, Mookie. Look at a dick for 5 minutes. It's not gonna awaken anything.

quote:

I guaran-loving-tee you when he draws a naked lady her chest isn't just gonna be four lines and two circles worth of titty.
Please don't make me think about this. We're gonna see the witch naked next week when Snout (lovingly, consensually, mind you) fucks her, aren't we? Yipee

quote:

He is absolutely circumcised for the reasons you listed plus gently caress putting in the effort to add shading and definition of a foreskin when you can just add some curved lines and tadaa it's a glans.
I'm glad you agree, but your screed has knocked loose something I failed to explicitly elaborate on. How ridiculous is it that Mookie has somehow, with 3 lines, managed to draw a Schroedinger's dick that could be either circumcised or uncircumcised? He keeps finding new ways to fail. It's magnificent.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Hostile V posted:

1: he's absolutely going to draw a vulva that's just either a patch of hair between two thighs or a single slit between two thighs with no, like, contouring. It's going to just be assumed equipment to allow protagonists to have vaginal sex because there's no way he's got enough gumption and gusto to give a poo poo about depicting sex in a detailed way in this comic, it's all just plot mechanisms to engage with. Not to say I want him to pull a XKCD and do that, I would just be impressed and amused if he did.
2: Not very ridiculous when you just don't give a poo poo. I wouldn't call it ridiculous. I would call it consistent with his design ethos and interests.
1) And it'll be way too high, like all the way on the front.
2) Hell, you got me there.

Who What Now posted:

I believe that Mookie can and will depict a close-up of full penetration
I thought there wasn't going to be any graphic violence in Legacy

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


How has it been 50 comics and nothing has happened? It started with a bare-assed bloody witch dying in snout's yard, and we're still right there.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Oh wow, he's abandoned the conceit of not doing dialogue and shat a wall of text all over us. Looks like we all win the no-prize!

Synthbuttrange posted:

lmao they cant stop talking about how amazing DD is two hundred years later

Whenever Dominic Deegan isn't on-page, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Dominic Deegan?"

Nuns with Guns posted:

Like other people said, it was an edit. The original dwarf dick-punch scene was from when Dominic and Luna when on a cruise around the world for some rushed world building vacation time. Mookie would sometimes draw Dominic with a big scarf, sometimes when it was chilly out or just whenever, because Mookie's also a big Doctor Who fan. It was more frequent in earlier chapters, but it'd crop up periodically later on.

Other fun facts: Dominic himself is based on a D&D character Mookie played. Two other characters, the priestess woman and her werewolf boyfriend, were also D&D characters his friends played. Another character, Nimmel, was... either an MMO character or a character of Mookie's in another RPG, I forget which now.

I think Nimmel was his wow character.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Who What Now posted:

I still remember the pictures of Mookie's wedding where his wife is dressed as some sort of forest pixie and he's a bog troll or some poo poo and she has this pained rictus grin in every single photo.

Those were really terrible. Mookie is so goofy.

Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Aug 6, 2019

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Please excuse me. Forget I said anything. I don't want to cause you or the thread any trouble.

I predict this diary will be an irregular or possibly even one-off thing, and next time Snout needs to write to talk to Elpheba, he'll go back to talking like the Hulk.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


I mean we know Mookie doesn't have a buffer and just makes poo poo up as he goes along. I mean what's the alternative? It isn't like he took a years long hiatus from this terrible comic he could've used to plan out its sequel.

Mors Rattus posted:

wait, why is THIS sign suddenly in cheezburger

Well, obviously, it's a reference to the series's deep lore and was left there by Bort hundreds of years ago, and Snout, his descendant left it up without correcting it as a way to honor his legacy. Perhaps, Snout wrote it while he was still learning to spell.

Or Mookie's an idiot and can't keep anything consistent.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Rotten Red Rod posted:

Ok now I'm getting convinced Mookie is reading this thread and intentionally making this comic just to troll us
If he were trying to troll us, snout would encounter evil trolls from the realm of umthing sawful and throw acid in their faces or something. I don't think he has the patience for something like that.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


I know people have pointed out the obvious already, but how the hell is a 2d piece of paper supposed to help you navigate in 3d in a gorge? The arrow pointed "forward" with a weird bend on it. Good thing Snout was holding it at the exact right angle for it to point to the MacGuffin. Wait. That means he was already looking right at the page, but needed the pagemaster to... remind him he was looking at it? This is like when you're 12 and your gm says "ok, so you arrive at the goblin camp" because everyone wants to get to the good stuff and fast forward through walking, except it's with everything all the time. Mild edge.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


It retreats up into his pelvic cavity when he's aroused. It's the opposite end of his bortner. That's why it seems to move around.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3



This reaction gif is really funny. What is it? God of war or Skyrim or something?

I like how legacy is so boring, that we've all just adjusted to the main guy hanging dong regularly and don't even comment on it anymore. It completely owns.

As far as plot (if any) I'm definitely getting flashbacks to the old threads where it was abundantly clear, especially for major plot twists, that Mookie was making this poo poo up as he went along. I bet the ink witch is the descendant of dominic or someone from the old comic. Mookie can't possibly resist not telling us about Dominic and Luna's child of an unspecified sex. I know it's coming and I'm powerless to stop it. I feel like a silent movie heroine tied to train tracks.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Cool. Thanks.

I'm shocked Snout isn't also enamored of mavpel.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


SardonicTyrant posted:

Tempted to change the thread title to "Does the penis grow back?"

You're still hung up on the nudity thing, huh?

Don't be so clothes-minded.

Hurhurhurr oh god the comic is inside of me please help.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Kurui Reiten posted:

So why is exactly is Snout holding out his hand, twisted 90 degrees clockwise, as opposed to palm up?

Is this some new, Wild Edge reverse hand shake?

A sign language thing unique to the Deeganverse?

Yet another sign Mookie is a terrible artist?

the world may never know...

The orc is Stonewater, who's lived for 200+ years because he uses his ice magic to stop his own meat from spoiling.

Snout's wrist is messed up because, uh, well, you know what Stonewater does to peoples' wrists.

someone awful. posted:

the orc is holding the page, i think. snout's holding out his hand, wanting the page to be given to him.

the rest is just... mookie.

EDIT: I think what he means is if the palm is up, we shouldn't be able to see the top of it since the camera is at a 90 degree angle, because Mookie learned everything about art from watching Chuck Lorre sitcoms. We should just see the side of his hand.

Also god drat, the main's literally got his hand out looking to be handed the plot coupons. Being dragged there by the magic arrow wasn't enough. By the end, swarms of spiders are going to be moving Snout's jaw to chew his food for him.

Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Nov 27, 2019

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Rotten Red Rod posted:

Is he actually telepathic? Are we going to get more "not dialogue"?


Oh gently caress this is actually the "heroic rapist" isn't it

Why would he bring this guy back of all loving people

Yeah, that was Stonewater. Because Mookie loved him for reasons we uh, shouldn't get into.


Look, dude, Mookie's magic system is hot garbage with no rules, tell me for certain you don't know ice magic can do that.

EDIT: of course I'm loving wrong. It's not Stonewater. It's not anyone. I hate this loving comic.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


SardonicTyrant posted:

As OP, I am placing a moritorium on jazz hands. We all had a good laugh, but it's really gross and there's plenty of other material to riff.

I thought they meant replacing panel 4 with dwarf.jpg

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Mookie tends to like his noble savage Orcs and he also had a pretty huge Madonna-Whore dichotomy in DD. As much as the man loves big anime tiddies, the characters in DD who were stacked tended to be villains. I think that musclegirl friend of theirs and that one student of Dominicís were the only exceptions.

What I am saying is I totally would not be surprised if NotBayonetta is actually evil and our Orc here is actually good.

Yeah, Rachel the murderball player who tied Dominic up and dressed him as a catboy. And his student who kind of looked like her (though again this is just a case of Mookie only knowing how to draw one face)

I forget if I've complained about this already, but why is Snout circumcised?

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


rudecyrus posted:

It's a mongrelfolk tradition.

The real answer is Mookie doesn't know how to draw an uncut dick.

Implying Mookie knows how to draw a cut dick.

What's the excuse when webcomics like "Oglaf" and "I Roved Out in Search of Truth and Love" exist? Or 70% of the world's dicks.

Tesseraction posted:

Remember that her quirky gimmick was she loved to break things. With her face.

But she didn't break them. She just hurt. Her face.


Out of frame.


Still can't decide if that or the 'assless chaps' running gag is worse.
That's my secret, captain. I remember all the quirky gimmicks.

All the running gags are equally obnoxious and unfunny. I'll have to go with "lower back pain," personally, because it brings Mookie's overt misogyny to bear in a way some of the others don't.

Ague Proof posted:

She raped Dominic and Celesto.

Oh, she absolutely did. Please don't take my earlier post as having downplayed this. I just thought with the moratorium on rapehands.jpg, the general tone of the thread right now was to keep the rape talk to a minimum, despite how futile it is when discussing Dominic Deegan.

Think of Celesto as basically Vegeta. Whenever a villain needs to be dispatched but Dominic must keep his hands clean, Celesto does the heavy lifting for him.

He was introduced as part of a polyamorous throuple with Szark (who is gay!) and one of Luna's bitch sisters. Celesto and the sister planned to kill Szark to steal money from him (money they... already had free access to since he's a pretty generous dude). In this comic's run of 3000+ strips, Celesto is the only bisexual character. (bla bla perpetuating biphobic stereotypes, Mookie is a bad writer, etc.) The sister had some convoluted plan that involved mind controlling Bumper to rape Luna in a false flag operation that would somehow advance her goals. This was a Sunday strip (so was in color) and was the first time we learned Bumper was black, while he was whipping his dick out to rape Luna, because Mookie can't do anything without being offensive to some group of people. Dominic cast gently caress YOU SEE THE TRUTH and foiled the plan. Bumper strangled the sister to death with her rear end in the air, upset at being almost used to rape his friend, and the heroes made jokes about her rear end. Celesto skulked off and swore revenge...

...but he kind of never did anything about that. He picked up the power over chaos arbitrarily essentially through a random item drop and used it to fatally explode Brett Taggarty, (a filthy wife beating JOCK who'd been a thorn in the side of the mains but they kind of forgot about through the power of their own self-centeredness and laziness) and Serk Brakkis, that corrupt politician guy with the powdered wig toupee who occasionally outwitted the mains with legal schemes and dodged consequences with diplomatic immunity like the villain in an 80s movie where the heroes are a group of break dancing kids trying to save their local rec center.

And this was the pattern Celesto stuck to through the rest of the comic. He would swan in, assassinate some tertiary antagonist, say "you don't have to thank me" to the nearest Deegan, remind them that they murdered his girlfriend and he owed them for this, but for now he would help them serve the greater good, and then use his chaos magic to teleport away. Dominic couldn't use his unbeatable scrying to track him down through the only magic more powerful than divination: terrible writing.

Celesto came back one final time and staged another false flag operation against the king of the country they live in (I can't remember his name, but it was something germanic. Johann? David, maybe?) The king from full metal alchemist, as mentioned earlier, who's doing the plot of full metal alchemist. Celesto's ingenious scheme was to use chaos magic to expose that the king's elite battlecasters (cattlebasters) were serving the beast by making them grow spaghetti out of their faces.

He did this by using his illusions to make it look like they were growing spaghetti out of their faces. No this does not make any sense now nor did it then. The cattlebasters had also just been introduced in this arc so them being traitors really didn't land as a "twist."

This was the arc at the art gallery when Dominic grooms that fencing kid with the ponytail, takes him into the astral plane naked and tells him to "not be so clothes-minded," in what is probably the proudest Mookie has ever been of one of his puns. In the astral plane, dominic butted heads with Celesto, told him his plan didn't make any sense, and learned of the comic's final boss, the beast, shumo gorath but with shittier art. Dominic purged the battlecasters of beast taint with his magic and got the newspaper from the country's apparently free press to w rite a defamatory story about the king being in league with the beast based on really nothing, which would've basically happened without Dom's intervention so as usual he does nothing important. This is when the king is basically introduced as an antagonist and what gets Deegan on his radar as a threat.

Celesto comes back in the final boss fight and sacrifices himself loosening up the boss so Dominic can cherry tap it with gently caress YOU SEEK THE TRUTH. In a comic full of completely useless and insufferable characters who never did anything, I traumatically bonded with Celesto as by far the least annoying, because at least when he showed up every couple of years, it meant someone was probably going to die, and he'd be calling everyone out on their terrible behavior until he left again.

I read the original comic in its entirety a few years ago after reading about it on FuegoFish's wonderful "your webcomic is bad and you should feel bad" blog and didn't discover the deeganmock threads til years later. They were a lot of fun.

Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Dec 12, 2019

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Cat Mattress posted:

David Johann, aka King DJ.

I mean, of course the Dance Commander could only serve a DJ king. It makes sense if you think about it.

Anyway, the villainous profile of King DJ was that he was an orphan, and blind, and despite these handicaps he managed to study magic, become arch-mage, and finally become king. All through tireless personal effort, sheer strength of will, and a drive to ever improve himself.

The total antithesis of a hero like Dominic Deegan, who was the son of an arch-mage and a rock-star (because of course there were rock-stars in that setting), and who got a cushy job at his mom's university through the sheer power of nepotism, and who never did anything proactive to further his goals, merely waiting instead for the plot to drop in his lap in the form of a sudden vision or something.

Lol got me there.

Since Mookie subscribes to the school of bad writing where his villains are the opposite of his heroes in every way and his heroes are all violent psychopaths who hold grudges for petty ridiculous reasons and have everything handed to them on a silver platter, his villains are all well-adjusted, hard working people with good values completely by accident. It's awesome.

Tesseraction posted:

The elected king, no less.

My favourite bit about Celesto is he actually means well but he gets relentlessly owned because he isn't as Smart and Good as Dominic.

An inevitable side effect of Deegan-centered morality, where an act's value is not determined by its worth on an objective or contextual scale but by how close the person performing it is to being a Deegan. This d&d setting sucks, Beavis.

Ague Proof posted:

Dominic was punished for his only active decision, choosing to look at something (hubris)

He looked into the future and read this comic.

TheHan posted:

After revealing how loved he was by the people it was shown that in reality the King magically charmed everyone into loving him. Which makes it funny that King DJ murdered the previous king and queen, asserted his dominance with mind control and used devil magic to crush the opposition...but decided to keep the press free and open. Skipped a pretty crucial step in the Build Your Own Dictatorship guidebook.

This is why I drew attention to the defamatory newspaper article. In an arc full of dumb bullshit, that was by far the most ridiculous thing. The king who ruthlessly murders or mind controls anyone who gets in his way allows a newspaper to talk poo poo about him. What is that.

Calaveron posted:

Also King David did what he did because he foresaw that their country was about to lose all its magic and subsequently be destroyed and when he told the then king and queen they were like oh well

Bla bla ambition is evil bla. And after all this, he was still right. Dominic only gave the country a jump start by casting gently caress YOU SEE THE TRUTH to turn magic back on, so his vision wasn't even wrong.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Rotten Red Rod posted:

I actually tried to watch one of Mookie's "memorable heroes and villains" panels to analyze for this thread, but I got 20 minutes in and had to turn it off. He's REALLY loving intolerable to listen to, I hate hate HATE his presentation style. He'll go on several-minute long needless descriptions of things for humor, like when he was basically explaining how your hero should be intellectual instead of an action hero he went on an enthusiastic description of a stereotypical action movie, at extreme length. It was real grating.

Anyway, the only thing I took from it was Mookie's first point - don't make your main character a farm boy. I THINK he was trying to say "don't use the chosen one trope, and your hero should come from an unexpected background", but it came off more as "choose something more unexpected than a farm boy because too many stories already use farm boys" and then he went off on a long rant about how interesting guards are as heroes. But he just KEPT going back to "farm boy" over and over again, like that specific thing was the issue. A farm boy is just as unlikely to be a hero as a guard, an information broker, or a seer (the other examples he gave), Mookie...

Oh, yeah, those loving things. You got a link?

Given Mookie's unironic consistent use of chosen one as hero archetype, he is definitely just using magical thinking and assuming the reason people don't like Luke Skywalker is because he's a moisture farmer, and that he would be an interesting character if he were a horse masturbator instead.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3



"Thanks!"

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


The Little Death posted:

Farmboy is a stand in for humble origins and a disconnection from the world. I don't think it's even that common in fantasy, especially if you read fantasy with female protagonists. Ranger I think is more boring.

You think mookie reads that?

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


TheHan posted:

Well letís get this waste of a week over with.



The Wild Edge contains no less than 9 unique ecosystems but none of which we got to explore in our time there.

Impressive goatse in panel 2

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Brought To You By posted:

I saw a cliff face. Because the wild edge having a massive enough body of water for its own Niagara Falls doesn't match my memories of endless plains and scattered hills. And one very angry rain cloud.

Niagara, please.

I parsed that image as a big crater from a meteorite hitting the planet a long time ago and in that time it had filled with trees (the clouds of mist in the middle) since it's an animu staple.

But that would require us ever coming back to any of these loading screens. Which we all know we're not.

To quote a much better low effort webcomic: I'm wearing the +1 boots of hating this comic

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Mors Rattus posted:

Given that he has no destination besides 'a place with books in' is it actually possible for him to be lost?

e: also his "adventure" has been an entirely uneventful walk

So he's just what, walking in a straight line til more plot coupons teleport into his hand?

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Rotten Red Rod posted:

Oh my loving god that's literally what is happening

This poo poo is peak troper fiction. I bet he runs into a tosser which hurls him to the next unthreatening monster he easily overcomes.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


RBA Starblade posted:

How long has "mookie" been doing this that he never learned how to draw an eye

More than twenty loving years.

If I did anything for twenty years, I would like to think that just by accident, I'd get better. Mookie has somehow managed to get worse.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


The Mongreltown edit fooled me. Well done. I assumed it was legit so Mookie could dodge having to draw any new characters with unique designs. Good job.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


How big is this stupid ship?

Holy poo poo, it crushed Mongreltown. This owns.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


Who What Now posted:

Her legs are fuckin weird but I can't quite articulate how.


The famous "kneeling on a rock" or "captain morgan" pose is common in bad artists who cannot draw 2 legs of the same length or foreshorten properly. Normally, people remember to draw a rock for them to kneel on. But that's too much for Mookie.

I hate this comic.

I know the rest of it is extremely bland, but the ink witch really isn't deserving of any particular praise. It's 90% ripped off from the sexy big boobed witch from "dragon's crown" with less detail.

Since Snout is deaf, he can't hear the sound from this enormous, noxious fart the ink witch just cracked off. I cannot parse this update in any other way

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Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3


PMush Perfect posted:

I clearly overestimated the pace of this comic.

Think it'll happen before Chinese New Year?

Chinese New Year 2021, maybe.

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