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PMush Perfect posted:gently caress, there's something actually kind of cute about him having a library card. Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card Now, am I constructing this in a fever dream state, or is "sequel starring bort and no dialogue" something mookie threatened us with prior to the end of the original comic? When I saw this had rebooted (if you're here, thanks Lesbiathan!) it seemed familiar to me. I loved the old dd threads but only read them with archives. It'll be fun to participate in one live. I can't believe this poo poo. He starts out with a sexualized dead woman's rear end, then immediately thuds into badly represented disability. If we saw this in an edit, we'd tell the artist to tone it down. I can't wait to see what comes next.
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Ague Proof posted:The character will magically heal from their disabilities once it becomes too difficult for Mookie to write around. I hate that this is exactly what will happen.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Supposedly this entire storyline will be completely without dialogue: http://www.dominic-deegan.com/about-dominic-deegan/ It is almost certainly the latter. I suspect Mookie will continue to cheat by using writing and if/when other characters are introduced sign language, telepathy, etc.
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God, what the gently caress? If there's one thing Mookie ought to be able to draw by now, it's snouts.
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Jul 17, 2019 16:36
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I like how panel 5 is blatantly someone else's face completely.
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Full frontal nudity and a masturbatory self-congratulation screed about it. My cup runneth over. Now it's time to ask the real questions: Who thinks Snout's circumcised? Why or why not? I'm going with cut, because Mookie's lazy and stupid and doesn't think through the implications of anything in a fantasy setting (with comic books and electric guitars) so of course Snout's circumcised like most Americans. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Aug 1, 2019 |
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Hostile V posted:I dunno how to exactly articulate what I'm feeling, but this latest comic is the perfect example of both "someone going through the motions in order to savor their dessert later" and also "the artist is drawing something that clearly does not interest him". Like. It feels like a mix of a straight male gaze on a masculine body vs. a straight male gaze on a feminine body type deal? It's a really sadly drawn dick. I know that, like, not all dicks are porn dicks, especially if it's got no blood flow and you're just tastefully nude (and sleeping on a hardwood floor for...some reason). quote:I guaran-loving-tee you when he draws a naked lady her chest isn't just gonna be four lines and two circles worth of titty. quote:He is absolutely circumcised for the reasons you listed plus gently caress putting in the effort to add shading and definition of a foreskin when you can just add some curved lines and tadaa it's a glans.
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Hostile V posted:1: he's absolutely going to draw a vulva that's just either a patch of hair between two thighs or a single slit between two thighs with no, like, contouring. It's going to just be assumed equipment to allow protagonists to have vaginal sex because there's no way he's got enough gumption and gusto to give a poo poo about depicting sex in a detailed way in this comic, it's all just plot mechanisms to engage with. Not to say I want him to pull a XKCD and do that, I would just be impressed and amused if he did. 2) Hell, you got me there. Who What Now posted:I believe that Mookie can and will depict a close-up of full penetration 
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How has it been 50 comics and nothing has happened? It started with a bare-assed bloody witch dying in snout's yard, and we're still right there.
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Oh wow, he's abandoned the conceit of not doing dialogue and shat a wall of text all over us. Looks like we all win the no-prize!Synthbuttrange posted:lmao they cant stop talking about how amazing DD is two hundred years later Whenever Dominic Deegan isn't on-page, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Dominic Deegan?" Nuns with Guns posted:Like other people said, it was an edit. The original dwarf dick-punch scene was from when Dominic and Luna when on a cruise around the world for some I think Nimmel was his wow character.
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Who What Now posted:I still remember the pictures of Mookie's wedding where his wife is dressed as some sort of forest pixie and he's a bog troll or some poo poo and she has this pained rictus grin in every single photo. Those were really terrible. Mookie is so goofy. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Aug 6, 2019 |
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Please excuse me. Forget I said anything. I don't want to cause you or the thread any trouble. I predict this diary will be an irregular or possibly even one-off thing, and next time Snout needs to write to talk to Elpheba, he'll go back to talking like the Hulk.
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I mean we know Mookie doesn't have a buffer and just makes poo poo up as he goes along. I mean what's the alternative? It isn't like he took a years long hiatus from this terrible comic he could've used to plan out its sequel. Mors Rattus posted:wait, why is THIS sign suddenly in cheezburger Well, obviously, it's a reference to the series's deep lore and was left there by Bort hundreds of years ago, and Snout, his descendant left it up without correcting it as a way to honor his legacy. Perhaps, Snout wrote it while he was still learning to spell. Or Mookie's an idiot and can't keep anything consistent.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Ok now I'm getting convinced Mookie is reading this thread and intentionally making this comic just to troll us
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I know people have pointed out the obvious already, but how the hell is a 2d piece of paper supposed to help you navigate in 3d in a gorge? The arrow pointed "forward" with a weird bend on it. Good thing Snout was holding it at the exact right angle for it to point to the MacGuffin. Wait. That means he was already looking right at the page, but needed the pagemaster to... remind him he was looking at it? This is like when you're 12 and your gm says "ok, so you arrive at the goblin camp" because everyone wants to get to the good stuff and fast forward through walking, except it's with everything all the time. Mild edge.
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It retreats up into his pelvic cavity when he's aroused. It's the opposite end of his bortner. That's why it seems to move around.
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This reaction gif is really funny. What is it? God of war or Skyrim or something? I like how legacy is so boring, that we've all just adjusted to the main guy hanging dong regularly and don't even comment on it anymore. It completely owns. As far as plot (if any) I'm definitely getting flashbacks to the old threads where it was abundantly clear, especially for major plot twists, that Mookie was making this poo poo up as he went along. I bet the ink witch is the descendant of dominic or someone from the old comic. Mookie can't possibly resist not telling us about Dominic and Luna's child of an unspecified sex. I know it's coming and I'm powerless to stop it. I feel like a silent movie heroine tied to train tracks.
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Cool. Thanks. I'm shocked Snout isn't also enamored of mavpel.
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SardonicTyrant posted:Tempted to change the thread title to "Does the penis grow back?" You're still hung up on the nudity thing, huh? Don't be so clothes-minded. Hurhurhurr oh god the comic is inside of me please help.
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Kurui Reiten posted:So why is exactly is Snout holding out his hand, twisted 90 degrees clockwise, as opposed to palm up? The orc is Stonewater, who's lived for 200+ years because he uses his ice magic to stop his own meat from spoiling. Snout's wrist is messed up because, uh, well, you know what Stonewater does to peoples' wrists. someone awful. posted:the orc is holding the page, i think. snout's holding out his hand, wanting the page to be given to him. EDIT: I think what he means is if the palm is up, we shouldn't be able to see the top of it since the camera is at a 90 degree angle, because Mookie learned everything about art from watching Chuck Lorre sitcoms. We should just see the side of his hand. Also god drat, the main's literally got his hand out looking to be handed the plot coupons. Being dragged there by the magic arrow wasn't enough. By the end, swarms of spiders are going to be moving Snout's jaw to chew his food for him. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Nov 27, 2019 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Is he actually telepathic? Are we going to get more "not dialogue"? Yeah, that was Stonewater. Because Mookie loved him for reasons we uh, shouldn't get into. Elysiume posted:wat Look, dude, Mookie's magic system is hot garbage with no rules, tell me for certain you don't know ice magic can do that. EDIT: of course I'm loving wrong. It's not Stonewater. It's not anyone. I hate this loving comic.
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SardonicTyrant posted:As OP, I am placing a moritorium on jazz hands. We all had a good laugh, but it's really gross and there's plenty of other material to riff. I thought they meant replacing panel 4 with dwarf.jpg
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:Mookie tends to like his noble savage Orcs and he also had a pretty huge Madonna-Whore dichotomy in DD. As much as the man loves big anime tiddies, the characters in DD who were stacked tended to be villains. I think that musclegirl friend of theirs and that one student of Dominic’s were the only exceptions. Yeah, Rachel the murderball player who tied Dominic up and dressed him as a catboy. And his student who kind of looked like her (though again this is just a case of Mookie only knowing how to draw one face) I forget if I've complained about this already, but why is Snout circumcised?
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rudecyrus posted:It's a mongrelfolk tradition. Implying Mookie knows how to draw a cut dick. What's the excuse when webcomics like "Oglaf" and "I Roved Out in Search of Truth and Love" exist? Or 70% of the world's dicks. Tesseraction posted:Remember that her quirky gimmick was she loved to break things. With her face. All the running gags are equally obnoxious and unfunny. I'll have to go with "lower back pain," personally, because it brings Mookie's overt misogyny to bear in a way some of the others don't. Ague Proof posted:She raped Dominic and Celesto. Oh, she absolutely did. Please don't take my earlier post as having downplayed this. I just thought with the moratorium on rapehands.jpg, the general tone of the thread right now was to keep the rape talk to a minimum, despite how futile it is when discussing Dominic Deegan. Think of Celesto as basically Vegeta. Whenever a villain needs to be dispatched but Dominic must keep his hands clean, Celesto does the heavy lifting for him. He was introduced as part of a polyamorous throuple with Szark (who is gay!) and one of Luna's bitch sisters. Celesto and the sister planned to kill Szark to steal money from him (money they... already had free access to since he's a pretty generous dude). In this comic's run of 3000+ strips, Celesto is the only bisexual character. (bla bla perpetuating biphobic stereotypes, Mookie is a bad writer, etc.) The sister had some convoluted plan that involved mind controlling Bumper to rape Luna in a false flag operation that would somehow advance her goals. This was a Sunday strip (so was in color) and was the first time we learned Bumper was black, while he was whipping his dick out to rape Luna, because Mookie can't do anything without being offensive to some group of people. Dominic cast gently caress YOU SEE THE TRUTH and foiled the plan. Bumper strangled the sister to death with her rear end in the air, upset at being almost used to rape his friend, and the heroes made jokes about her rear end. Celesto skulked off and swore revenge... ...but he kind of never did anything about that. He picked up the power over chaos arbitrarily essentially through a random item drop and used it to fatally explode Brett Taggarty, (a filthy wife beating JOCK who'd been a thorn in the side of the mains but they kind of forgot about through the power of their own self-centeredness and laziness) and Serk Brakkis, that corrupt politician guy with the powdered wig toupee who occasionally outwitted the mains with legal schemes and dodged consequences with diplomatic immunity like the villain in an 80s movie where the heroes are a group of break dancing kids trying to save their local rec center. And this was the pattern Celesto stuck to through the rest of the comic. He would swan in, assassinate some tertiary antagonist, say "you don't have to thank me" to the nearest Deegan, remind them that they murdered his girlfriend and he owed them for this, but for now he would help them serve the greater good, and then use his chaos magic to teleport away. Dominic couldn't use his unbeatable scrying to track him down through the only magic more powerful than divination: terrible writing. Celesto came back one final time and staged another false flag operation against the king of the country they live in (I can't remember his name, but it was something germanic. Johann? David, maybe?) The king from full metal alchemist, as mentioned earlier, who's doing the plot of full metal alchemist. Celesto's ingenious scheme was to use chaos magic to expose that the king's elite battlecasters (cattlebasters) were serving the beast by making them grow spaghetti out of their faces. He did this by using his illusions to make it look like they were growing spaghetti out of their faces. No this does not make any sense now nor did it then. The cattlebasters had also just been introduced in this arc so them being traitors really didn't land as a "twist." This was the arc at the art gallery when Dominic grooms that fencing kid with the ponytail, takes him into the astral plane naked and tells him to "not be so clothes-minded," in what is probably the proudest Mookie has ever been of one of his puns. In the astral plane, dominic butted heads with Celesto, told him his plan didn't make any sense, and learned of the comic's final boss, the beast, shumo gorath but with shittier art. Dominic purged the battlecasters of beast taint with his magic and got the newspaper from the country's apparently free press to w rite a defamatory story about the king being in league with the beast based on really nothing, which would've basically happened without Dom's intervention so as usual he does nothing important. This is when the king is basically introduced as an antagonist and what gets Deegan on his radar as a threat. Celesto comes back in the final boss fight and sacrifices himself loosening up the boss so Dominic can cherry tap it with gently caress YOU SEEK THE TRUTH. In a comic full of completely useless and insufferable characters who never did anything, I traumatically bonded with Celesto as by far the least annoying, because at least when he showed up every couple of years, it meant someone was probably going to die, and he'd be calling everyone out on their terrible behavior until he left again. I read the original comic in its entirety a few years ago after reading about it on FuegoFish's wonderful "your webcomic is bad and you should feel bad" blog and didn't discover the deeganmock threads til years later. They were a lot of fun. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Dec 12, 2019 |
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Cat Mattress posted:David Johann, aka King DJ. Lol got me there. Since Mookie subscribes to the school of bad writing where his villains are the opposite of his heroes in every way and his heroes are all violent psychopaths who hold grudges for petty ridiculous reasons and have everything handed to them on a silver platter, his villains are all well-adjusted, hard working people with good values completely by accident. It's awesome. Tesseraction posted:The elected king, no less. An inevitable side effect of Deegan-centered morality, where an act's value is not determined by its worth on an objective or contextual scale but by how close the person performing it is to being a Deegan. This d&d setting sucks, Beavis. Ague Proof posted:Dominic was punished for his only active decision, choosing to look at something (hubris) He looked into the future and read this comic. TheHan posted:After revealing how loved he was by the people it was shown that in reality the King magically charmed everyone into loving him. Which makes it funny that King DJ murdered the previous king and queen, asserted his dominance with mind control and used devil magic to crush the opposition...but decided to keep the press free and open. Skipped a pretty crucial step in the Build Your Own Dictatorship guidebook. This is why I drew attention to the defamatory newspaper article. In an arc full of dumb bullshit, that was by far the most ridiculous thing. The king who ruthlessly murders or mind controls anyone who gets in his way allows a newspaper to talk poo poo about him. What is that. Calaveron posted:Also King David did what he did because he foresaw that their country was about to lose all its magic and subsequently be destroyed and when he told the then king and queen they were like oh well Bla bla ambition is evil bla. And after all this, he was still right. Dominic only gave the country a jump start by casting gently caress YOU SEE THE TRUTH to turn magic back on, so his vision wasn't even wrong.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I actually tried to watch one of Mookie's "memorable heroes and villains" panels to analyze for this thread, but I got 20 minutes in and had to turn it off. He's REALLY loving intolerable to listen to, I hate hate HATE his presentation style. He'll go on several-minute long needless descriptions of things for humor, like when he was basically explaining how your hero should be intellectual instead of an action hero he went on an enthusiastic description of a stereotypical action movie, at extreme length. It was real grating. Oh, yeah, those loving things. You got a link? Given Mookie's unironic consistent use of chosen one as hero archetype, he is definitely just using magical thinking and assuming the reason people don't like Luke Skywalker is because he's a moisture farmer, and that he would be an interesting character if he were a horse masturbator instead.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Yeah, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuUHO1IGqWw "Thanks!"
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The Little Death posted:Farmboy is a stand in for humble origins and a disconnection from the world. I don't think it's even that common in fantasy, especially if you read fantasy with female protagonists. Ranger I think is more boring. You think mookie reads that?
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TheHan posted:Well let’s get this waste of a week over with. Impressive goatse in panel 2
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Brought To You By posted:I saw a cliff face. Because the wild edge having a massive enough body of water for its own Niagara Falls doesn't match my memories of endless plains and scattered hills. And one very angry rain cloud. Niagara, please. I parsed that image as a big crater from a meteorite hitting the planet a long time ago and in that time it had filled with trees (the clouds of mist in the middle) since it's an animu staple. But that would require us ever coming back to any of these loading screens. Which we all know we're not. To quote a much better low effort webcomic: I'm wearing the +1 boots of hating this comic
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Mors Rattus posted:Given that he has no destination besides 'a place with books in' is it actually possible for him to be lost? So he's just what, walking in a straight line til more plot coupons teleport into his hand?
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Oh my loving god that's literally what is happening This poo poo is peak troper fiction. I bet he runs into a tosser which hurls him to the next unthreatening monster he easily overcomes.
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RBA Starblade posted:How long has "mookie" been doing this that he never learned how to draw an eye More than twenty loving years. If I did anything for twenty years, I would like to think that just by accident, I'd get better. Mookie has somehow managed to get worse.
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The Mongreltown edit fooled me. Well done. I assumed it was legit so Mookie could dodge having to draw any new characters with unique designs. Good job.
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How big is this stupid ship? Holy poo poo, it crushed Mongreltown. This owns.
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Who What Now posted:Her legs are fuckin weird but I can't quite articulate how. The famous "kneeling on a rock" or "captain morgan" pose is common in bad artists who cannot draw 2 legs of the same length or foreshorten properly. Normally, people remember to draw a rock for them to kneel on. But that's too much  for Mookie. I hate this comic. I know the rest of it is extremely bland, but the ink witch really isn't deserving of any particular praise. It's 90% ripped off from the sexy big boobed witch from "dragon's crown" with less detail. Since Snout is deaf, he can't hear the sound from this enormous, noxious fart the ink witch just cracked off. I cannot parse this update in any other way
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PMush Perfect posted:I clearly overestimated the pace of this comic. Chinese New Year 2021, maybe.
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