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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Heat up some whole milk or cream and melt a couple slices of American in and you've got yourself a super basic "cheese sauce" that's still dank as gently caress when poured over elbow noodles and cheap/easy to make.

:page3:

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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American cheese is actually the best cheese you can eat.

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

American cheese is actually the best cheese you can poo poo.

FTFY.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
American ‘cheese’ like that found on top of a McDonald’s ‘cheeseburger’ is a fake plastic joke. Lol just lol if you don’t melt proper mature farmhouse cheddar to spread lovingly on your burger. :britain:

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im here for a medal or a probe

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

never forget




american cheese

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Making a grilled cheese without american cheese feels wrong

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Europeans probably don't even know about that government cheese.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Moridin920 posted:

Heat up some whole milk or cream and melt a couple slices of American in and you've got yourself a super basic "cheese sauce" that's still dank as gently caress when poured over elbow noodles and cheap/easy to make.

:page3:

Or you could use something like gruyere or fontina like a fuckin adult.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ooh look at fancy pants over here melting fancy cheeses for his stoned mac n cheese dinners

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Moridin920 posted:

Heat up some whole milk or cream and melt a couple slices of American in and you've got yourself a super basic "cheese sauce" that's still dank as gently caress when poured over elbow noodles and cheap/easy to make.

:page3:

Fgs it takes like five minutes to make a roux and a proper sauce.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I just made two grilled cheese in a toaster oven using munster and mozz :smug:

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Picardy Beet
Feb 7, 2006

Singing in the summer.
As a proud french :france: , raised in the love of Camembert de Normandie, Bleu d'Auvergne, Roquefort, Tomme de Savoie ou du Ramier,.. I can say you Americans don't know poo poo about cheese. Raw milk cheese are kings, your shittty plastic sucks. Oh, and here and the South West, fast food is seen as an heresy.

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revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Moridin920 posted:

Heat up some whole milk or cream and melt a couple slices of American in and you've got yourself a super basic "cheese sauce" that's still dank as gently caress when poured over elbow noodles and cheap/easy to make.

:page3:

God drat, have you ever made a good post in your entire life?

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Picardy Beet posted:

As a proud french :france: , raised in the love of Camembert de Normandie, Bleu d'Auvergne, Roquefort, Tomme de Savoie ou du Ramier,.. I can say you Americans don't know poo poo about cheese. Raw milk cheese are kings, your shittty plastic sucks. Oh, and here and the South West, fast food is seen as an heresy.

McDonald's opened a location in the Vatican and Starbucks is also doing well in Italy. Eat American poo poo!

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Blast of Confetti posted:

im here for a medal or a probe

I came for a probe and got a medal instead.

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Blast of Confetti posted:

im here for a medal or a probe
Then say something about cheese!

Captain Muffin
Apr 25, 2007

Women like you are the reason this chickens late in the first place.
All the sexy Europeans sat round a table eating halloumi fries lolling at the fatberg eating the burger with mac and plastic cheese on top.

gently caress you America.

PS I miss your fluffy pancakes. You are the one I drunk txt.

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hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
I'm a lover of cheese, a man of the world, I've been to some of the finest cheese shops in Paris, Geneva and Amsterdam, I can appreciate everything from a Peccorino to a Limburger, and I can tell you that sometimes nothing hits the spot like a nice, tangy slice of American :shrug:

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
D-d-dang it!!!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
It's the only correct option for my midnight grilled cheese sandwiches!

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Bubsy 3-D 2 Deep 4 Me
Sep 24, 2013

Young Orc
American cheese is bad in almost every circumstance but it has its uses. Nothing better than a slice of American on a burg, and I also use it in my homemade mac & cheese. Also, cats are all about American cheese for some reason

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Gath
Sep 23, 2009
I love eating 'Merican cheese. You can take it from my cold dead wheelchair diabetic corpse you limey bastrards:argh:

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I can respect all cheeses large and small. I can appreciate the cheeses of all peoples and lands. But you can't melt down soft bitch french cheeses into a polymer base and harden it into 7.62 ammunition like you can with a slice of American processed. An entire package can feed and defend your family

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
America owns, suck it

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kloa
Feb 14, 2007


:gas: op and thread

speaking of gas, smoked cheese is :discourse:

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

American cheese is really good on like a big beef burger

It even makes ramen better when you throw it on top


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Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I would die to defend the cheeses of my continent.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
American cheese is the only worthwhile cheese to make grilled cheese with


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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Craving a grilled cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvylnjWXIvM

Mmmmm


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klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
You know what, when I worked at my lovely minimum wage burger job, we had tons of cheeses. And every time a motherfucker would just order American. We need to completely obliterate America to get cheese back on the up and up

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Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Idk I order swiss at Subway. American is sometimes good.


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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Runaktla posted:

Idk I order swiss at Subway. American is sometimes good.

gross, you eat from subway

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
American cheese melts the best, bottom line


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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Julius CSAR posted:

American cheese melts the best, bottom line

yeah, no. At least Havarti melts better

the chief v2
Apr 15, 2010
Cheetos on burger


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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the chief v2 posted:

Cheetos on burger

how can I like this, all I got is "quote"

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
I, a strapping lad of good looks, walked into the store during my last probie and decided to buy American Cheeseburgers, to compare and contrast to my unwashed balkanite food.

I am now, once again, a fat, obese neckbeard, addicted to the ease and quickness of preparing American burgs, whose cheese drips over my crusty, unworthy fingers.

God bless America! :patriot:


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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Disgusting orange cheese enjoyed by decadent lazy Americans. Only seems natural it would be combined with something as gross as hamburger helper.

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I don't give a gently caress what kind of cheese you love. As long as I can cover an entire motherfucking room in it I'm good to go.




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