Ate a burger at a Chili's in the mall

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Happy July 4 everyone. The burger was okay but the fries SUCKED!

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

FactsAreUseless posted:

Happy July 4 everyone. The burger was okay but the fries SUCKED!

Sorry man

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:36

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

~*~real eyes realize real fries~*~

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:36

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Sorry man

It was honestly disappointing. The burger was nice, it had some sort of tangy garlic-lemon sauce and bacon. But the fries had obviously sat under a heat lamp for hours.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:37

BaconCopter: Feb 13, 2008

What kind of cheese did you get on the burg?

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:37

Pinecone Sample: Oct 12, 2010; THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420

I hope the hostess gave you a look like, "I'm getting paid to be here, I don't want to know what YOUR excuse is"

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:37

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

BaconCopter posted:

What kind of cheese did you get on the burg?

I don't do cheese because I am a huge hypocrite and cheese tastes real bad to me. I think it's genetic.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:37

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

FactsAreUseless posted:

Happy July 4 everyone. The burger was okay but the fries SUCKED!

condolences

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:39

MelvinBison: Nov 17, 2012; "Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."; Pillbug

Should've eaten at Red Robin. You could've gotten unlimited fries that suck.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:40

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Pinecone Sample posted:

I hope the hostess gave you a look like, "I'm getting paid to be here, I don't want to know what YOUR excuse is"

No hostess. My waiter was a small and very gay young man.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:40

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

MelvinBison posted:

Should've eaten at Red Robin. You could've gotten unlimited fries that suck.

There's one in this mall but I skipped it because last time I went to an RR they were terrible. I hadn't been to a Chili's in years. Better than Applebees and honestly better than Red Robin. My favorite mall hamburger chain is Ruby Tuesday but there isn't one here.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:41

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I want my baby back baby back baby back rib
lmao classic op, thanks for this

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:43

wafflestomper96: Jul 5, 2019; by FactsAreUseless

Did you eat alone, op?

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:46

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Do you like working from home op

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:49

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I will fry up a burger at home then layer it with ketchup, mayo, pickle, and a slice of domestic swiss that i let melt over the hot patty when it is almost ready

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:49

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Fries at Wingstop are pretty good. Should have gotten wings

# ? Jul 5, 2019 00:53

Amicus curiae: May 31, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Did you buy anything at the mall?

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:00

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to bbq some hot dogs and drink budweiser and blow up a firecracker in solidarity with merica

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:01

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Putty posted:

I will fry up a burger at home then layer it with ketchup, mayo, pickle, and a slice of domestic swiss that i let melt over the hot patty when it is almost ready

i wouldnt

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:02

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

why would anyone ever eat at chili's? did you have a gun pointed at your head or something?

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:38

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

wafflestomper96 posted:

Did you eat alone, op?

Yes, my girlfriend is sick today so she stayed home.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:39

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

QuarkJets posted:

why would anyone ever eat at chili's? did you have a gun pointed at your head or something?

I thought it would be fun to eat at a chain in the mall on the fourth of July. It was okay. I was hoping they'd have put up patriotic decor or something, but the mall was basically just acting like it wasn't happening. Which is probably the best choice in 2019.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:40

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Amicus curiae posted:

Did you buy anything at the mall?

I looked around the board game store for a bit but didn't end up getting anything.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:41

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

FactsAreUseless posted:

No hostess. My waiter was a small and very gay young man.

How did his sexual orientation come up in conversation?

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:42

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

500 good dogs posted:

How did his sexual orientation come up in conversation?

It didn't, I am wildly speculating about strangers I meet, as every human person does.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:43

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

FactsAreUseless posted:

It didn't, I am wildly speculating about strangers I meet, as every human person does.

I didn't know if he hit on you or something since you were there alone.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:45

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

500 good dogs posted:

I didn't know if he hit on you or something since you were there alone.

He was cute so it would have been cool but I don't like flirting with restaurant servers because it's a weird power dynamic.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:46

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Nice work getting BEEFY OP! You loving won OP!!!

Check out this idea OP:

BEEF Fries

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:46

Lil Devil: Feb 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

One think I like to do when I get take-out is add extra "fixins" to whatever I get. So if it's a burger, I bring it home and add a couple more slices of cheese and more mayo. Or if it's a pizza, I add more motz and more slices of pepperoni. If it's taco bell, I add guac, sour cream, and chipolte sauce. Adding extra fixins is a really great way to supercharge a take-out meal.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 01:57

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Lil Devil posted:

One think I like to do when I get take-out is add extra "fixins" to whatever I get. So if it's a burger, I bring it home and add a couple more slices of cheese and more mayo. Or if it's a pizza, I add more motz and more slices of pepperoni. If it's taco bell, I add guac, sour cream, and chipolte sauce. Adding extra fixins is a really great way to supercharge a take-out meal.

New York style pizza, thrown in a preheated cast iron pan, gets fried and crispy on the bottom because there's so much delicious oil.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:01

ELI PORTER: Sep 16, 2007; I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

FactsAreUseless posted:

No hostess. My waiter was a small and very gay young man.

don't sign your posts

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:04

Pinecone Sample: Oct 12, 2010; THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420

The best doggie bag lifehack is to make fried eggs with your leftover French fries the next morning. For most of my life I thought there was no way leftover French fries were any good.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:10

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

FactsAreUseless posted:

I thought it would be fun to eat at a chain in the mall on the fourth of July.

Boy this SEEMS like a solid plan...

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:13

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

I thought it would be fun to eat at a chain in the mall on the fourth of July. It was okay. I was hoping they'd have put up patriotic decor or something, but the mall was basically just acting like it wasn't happening. Which is probably the best choice in 2019.

It would have been cheaper and probably tastier to eat out of the dumpster behind the mall instead

more patriotic too, the bum sitting next to you would definitely be a veteran and when he finishes masturbating you can pretend it's fireworks

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:18

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

You owned yourself by eating at a sit-down chain restaurant. Tell us about how disappointing Olive Garden is next!

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:18

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

great burger. can i get some dick?

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:41

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Picked up some discount sausages and PBR was on sale so I got that. Still going to blow up a fire cracker.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:42

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

OP I'm on my way to most likely get Taco Bell. Not sure if that's better or worse.

# ? Jul 5, 2019 02:42

Ema Nymton: Apr 26, 2008; the place where I come from
is a small town; Buglord

Sorry to hear that. I always used to like chili's fries.

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

Picked up some discount sausages and PBR was on sale so I got that. Still going to blow up a fire cracker.

gently caress yeah!

# ? Jul 5, 2019 03:18

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