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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Its the weekend time to clean some leather

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
How do you make it not stink in your gimp suit

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Welcome to the thread are you here for business or pleather

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

 

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

How do you make it not stink in your gimp suit


You use leather cleaner

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Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
I'd lather not OP :smuggo:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'll tan your hide :argh:

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Have you guys tried that new coffee with the lion's mane mushrooms in it? Apparently it's supposed to be good for your nervous system.

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

cormorant posted:

Have you guys tried that new coffee with the lion's mane mushrooms in it? Apparently it's supposed to be good for your nervous system.

Just take the supplement.

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

cormorant posted:

Have you guys tried that new coffee with the lion's mane mushrooms in it? Apparently it's supposed to be good for your nervous system.

Telebite posted:

Just take the supplement.



Hello

Thread topic distinctly says leather cleaning discussion only.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

He couldn't remember, man. He needs brain mushrooms

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Leather, lion's mane mushrooms, cleaning, swallowing pills, drinking coffee... what's the difference?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Can I put leather in the washing machine? And if so does it go with lights or darks?

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
I clean leather. Ask me some questions OP.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


A protip is to just avoid getting semen on the leather in the first place OP.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Cleaning leather is the same as cleaning a rug. Take it outside and beat the poo poo out of it.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

the kentucky quid posted:

I clean leather. Ask me some questions OP.

You recommend a light rubbing, or a more deep cleanse?

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cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

immortalyawn posted:

Hello

Thread topic distinctly says leather cleaning discussion only.

us galaxy brain geniuses don't conform to your societal standards, man.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pawn 17 posted:

Can I put leather in the washing machine? And if so does it go with lights or darks?

Leather is skin I guess, and a dishwashers dont like humans...

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=child+dies+in+dishwasher

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Can't you just shower with your gimp suit on?

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

immortalyawn posted:

You recommend a light rubbing, or a more deep cleanse?

I go for a light rub to avoid discolouration. I also condition afterwards but avoid those wax and oils as they’re meant for shoes and focus on protection from water over preserving the leather itself.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

RobattoJesus posted:

Can't you just shower with your gimp suit on?

Probably.

You know who was also showered, the scientist Karl Popper.

Showered with praise.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

In the interest of advancing science through Popperian Falsifiability I am now stuck in a wet shrunken gimp suit

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Feeling extremely flushed about this discussion going off course and towards Popper and gimps, and less about leather care.

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Feeling pretty f'd up gonna take a nap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNpypQ-3IIo

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I had to throw out my good cleaning leather a few weeks back, now I'm stuck using an inferior cotton cleaning rag.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Leatherwork is like the one industry where piss bottles might come in handy

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
I can’t rock a Timbuk2 messenger early 2K style or use a plebe backpack so I have a nice leather brief that I’m otherwise indifferent about.

I just use wipes that have like cleaner/treatment/sunblock in them.

I just use Kiwi on shoes even though there’s a zillion other snob options nobody actually shines shoes enough to notice other than to observe “oh my god he has shoes that need shining”.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im getting cloth seats in my next car because leather is extremely overrated

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Piss on the leather. From your ballls. It's sterile

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

serious norman posted:

Piss on the leather. From your ballls. It's sterile


no trolls, thanks for waking me up rear end in a top hat

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

scandinavian leather

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I think anyone who has dedicated themselves to the leather and the work can understand this, the love the loss...and the love of the work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcZn2-bGXqQ

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

numberoneposter posted:

scandinavian leather


If you see Kay, tell them bout this thread, OK?

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sometimes its just not enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTQz1ABtzek

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immortalyawn fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jul 5, 2019

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

the kentucky quid posted:

I clean leather. Ask me some questions OP.

Which tonguing action have you found the most effective, and which the most pleasurable?

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

numberoneposter posted:

scandinavian leather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHKgsa8nBXo

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

immortalyawn posted:

Its the weekend time to clean some leather



Op cleaned the image out of his post.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual posted:

Op cleaned the image out of his post.


Unsure what hapenned there

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I'd cleaning leather a euphemism for sucking dong?

If not it should be

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