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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gotta keep it clean

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Heavy Load - Heavy Metal Angels (In Metal And Leather)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiUE9SQMH5s

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I'd cleaning leather a euphemism for sucking dong?

If not it should be

rear end sweat is stored in the leather. :hai:

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I have no idea what something is...

Says the person on the internet loving google for 2 seconds rear end in a top hat

Im the twee wanker man, explain to me so I can blame you for it.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Amsterdam:. home of really clean electrical contacts. And tulips.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

rear end sweat is stored in the leather. :hai:

That I'd for is spelling mistake reflects how wasted I am surprisingly accurately.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sue Eastside posted:

Amsterdam:. home of really clean electrical contacts. And tulips.

and a better leather cleaner than Jungle Juice, ymmv

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxV7GTbqC10

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

need to clean my leather and wax my taint

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

numberoneposter posted:

need to clean my leather and wax my taint


Throw some juice on those sauna rocks while youre there.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

That I'd for is spelling mistake reflects how wasted I am surprisingly accurately.

Yould knough behst

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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numberoneposter posted:

need to clean my leather and wax my taint

Let yore taint hairs grow into the leather, become one with the leather.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytyi7J9YDKw
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Desekrator/9069


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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Please post about cleaning leather or be probated.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual posted:

Please post about cleaning leather or be probated.


That VVV

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual posted:

Please post about cleaning leather or be probated.

THIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgscLJ09rAA

actually, this could be amazing.

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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


Buy RM Williams boots, the loving own

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Thanks to this thread I have been reminded to clean my leather jacket. Hopefully this thread will remind others to clean their leather.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

A curveball. My nice leather boots have non-leather parts to them, I have to clean the leather and then clean the non-leather using different techniques, the stakes are high, my sweat is prodigious and pungent, there can be no error or I will be slightly inconvenienced.

The goal? To clean the leather.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I lost my leather jacket drunk when i was 25 or so. Didn't get a new one because I was too old. It's all cloth now :(

How do you clean dna off a cloth jacket btw?

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
Pleather counts, right? Right. So how do I get all these aged cum stains off the back car seats?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Lamebot posted:

Pleather counts, right? Right. So how do I get all these aged cum stains off the back car seats?

Paint thinner, reckon. :clint:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Lamebot posted:

Pleather counts, right? Right. So how do I get all these aged cum stains off the back car seats?

Stop letting your wife borrow your car

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

immortalyawn posted:

Its the weekend time to clean some leather



Inhale it or no balls.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I can't figure out how to clean the leather in my car because the leather is stitched into wool and I'm guessing leather cleaner is not good for wool.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Three Olives posted:

I can't figure out how to clean the leather in my car because the leather is stitched into wool and I'm guessing leather cleaner is not good for wool.



Cover it in cling wrap.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ikanreed posted:

Stop letting your wife borrow your car

:drat:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Three Olives posted:

I can't figure out how to clean the leather in my car because the leather is stitched into wool and I'm guessing leather cleaner is not good for wool.



Imagine herr Benz in his workshop saying "what if people turn really loving fat" and his wife Mercedes going "nah our species is far too smart for that"

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

After we're done cleaning leather we can enjoy some cans of whipped cream.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Three Olives posted:


I can't figure out how to clean the leather in my car because the leather is stitched into wool and I'm guessing leather cleaner is not good for wool.



I'm guessing this is an i3 but god drat it looks like a poverty-spec Citroen. I especially like the vinyl "carpet" that doesn't even go up the sides. Reminds me of my buddy's contractor-grade Chevy pickup. Blows my mind that it retails for over 40k.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

keep posting those rock videos im almost there :jackbud:

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Personally I like Bick's

Leather Honey's cleaner is also good

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I think Bickmore's Bick 1 is their cleaning product

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

I use Lexol cleaner for regular cleaning and Saphir renomat to strip off old wax and cream polish, hth.

Lexol conditioner on oil-tanned leather and saphir renovateur on calfskin after cleaning.

Suede gets an eraser on the spots/stains and then a brushing with a brass/nylon brush.

This is how I clean my leather.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You want your leather couch to last? Vaseline.

Kullik
Jan 5, 2017

hell yeah my preferred type of leather cleaner just arrived from france with a condom in the package. presumably thats for all the mad puss im gonna get when chicks see my beautiful shiny leather boots.

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Burt Sexual posted:

Please post about cleaning leather or be probated.

I did it out of respect for the ops wishes, Burt.

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