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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:


Azteocross.



*Now* it looks right.

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Fornax Disaster posted:

Some I've posted before -







Nice chops.

They should have made those first two, and Iím stunned that Chrysler didnít do that last one to compete with everyone else in the ďgiant SUVĒ category.

Powershift posted:

That's like a brazilian tropivan!



Some pretty nice work there.

Wait, thatís real? WTF, Chrysler? How is that not sold in Plus-Sized America?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

Gotta be careful with these, you might find your forbidden love.



Daaaaaaaaaaaang.
Would, all day long.

quote:

Guess i should also post the embarassing failures from the rare instance i make something worse.



Oh, you created an Audi TT!

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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cakesmith handyman posted:

Go the other way and make it a cab over pickup

This is exactly what I was thinking.

coldpudding posted:

this is fun and I'm loosing sleep so here you go multipla cab over


Yessssssssssss.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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bolind posted:

Not mine, but someone made a Model 3 wagon and yisssssssss:



Musk, please stop that tunnelling and rocketry nonsense and shift all efforts towards this, TIA.

Oh, yeah. Better than the Model Y's "overinflated Model 3" approach.
One thing I can't abide is that curled-lip front end treatment on the 3s. It's like they meant to put a grille there, but decided not.

Ascension makes a replacement bumper cover that just carries the styling line straight around the front, ala Porsche, and it looks so much sleeker/better:


Not to mention the sportier-looking lower treatment and slightly tunneled park lights.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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boxen posted:

You know how some cars look happy, or angry? This looks like it just heard you make some lovely pun and it's not amused.

I'm OK with that, a opposed to the original bumper looking like it just smelled something bad, or a curled upper lip.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

it's like looking into alternate dimensions



Daaaaaang. That looks so smoooooth.

quote:





These need to be built. Dodge should have done that to start with, or at least a coupe the size of the sedan.

quote:




Gelandemog and Gelandevan.

quote:



Reminds me a bit of the Transporters for MB racers of the time:


edit:

cakesmith handyman posted:

Don't ever stop, they're all my favourite

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

pick your fighter



That one.

As Chillbro said, someone did it with an Aero CV, using a Taurus wagon roof and glass:
https://www.hemmings.com/blog/2011/...-station-wagon/

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Looks like the Deora, too.



No, that's a Deora I.
This is a Deora II:




Definitely needs a nuclear engine in the rear.

FWIW, someone did make a fiberglass Tucker replica body.
https://www.hotrod.com/articles/1948-tucker/

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

Beats the Ford Freeora



Won't lie - would.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Huh. Thatís not bad.

quote:

Old Panamera



Should that be made from a 928?

quote:

Well gently caress that's just a Beetle.


Ok, that made me laugh out loud.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

Alternate universe #3485


Oh, wow. If I had a zillion dollars, this would be reality. For the V-12 Hemi, if nothing else.

quote:

The Friero


Interesting how much that ends up looking like a C4 Corvette, but makes sense.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

Maybe if i keep jumping i can get back to my dimension where everything has 6 seats and 2 doors.



This is the one where the Murano Crosscabriolet was a huge success, so Ford turned the mustang into a CUV.



Jokes on you - that's the new Mach I Ford keeps talking out their rear end about.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

more wheel morgan



lowered auburn



Oh, yes, please, both.

quote:

This started out as a test for a modern GM motorhome. turned into something else entirely.


Well, thatís a thing.

quote:

thereifixedit.jpg



Would.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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bonelessdongs posted:

The ultimate driving machine


Almost there. Needs to be the wagon.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

I like the coupe, almost reminds me of a Mercedes CL



Yeah, I think you're right - it does work better as a coupe than a 3-door.

quote:



A new Honda Beat?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Iím amused that it required no stretching of the height of the nose to make it work.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Now thatís a classy wagon.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Retro Lincoln Blackwood/MKT.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Yeah, címon! Heíd have to basically redraw that from scratch. Or major parts of it anyway. Thereís not enough ďnot a giant kidney grillĒ to work with!

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

disclaimer: my fingers are really numb right now



Some very Fallout looking stuff up in here.

Powershift posted:

I'll give it a shot, kind of hurting my brain to figure out how.

meanwhile, the volvo V35





Does anybody else smell smoke?



VERY FALLOUT.

quote:

e: what is this doin up in the ol' noggin.....



Whoa!

quote:

Fingers did this, brain had nothing to do with it



I'm sure it falls over just like a Reliant Robin.

quote:





Somehow looks better than the original.

quote:



I would drive this, hateful Cobalt that it really is.
I think I may have a new project idea.

quote:

Somebody get me 4 galaxies and a barrel of JB weld.




...and there goes that Fallout vibe again.

quote:

I'm gonna try something ambitious and then go to bed for a week.



God drat.
This NEEDS to be built, with the period NASCAR steelies and slicks, please. Unf.

quote:

we have speedboats with 4 outboards and landyachts, why can't we have land speedboats.



Uh.
<furiously Googles the price of wrecked cruisers...>

This would be hilarious.

quote:

e: RCSBH3T, find out what it means to me



That... huh. The H3T actually looks good as a single cab. Who knew?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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MB should have done that one.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Dadliest Worrier posted:

YESSSS. MORE. I want to see the Group B Town Car. The Shakotan Volare. The Roush Mustang II. MORE MALAISE (also maybe a Mach E II)

Could I interest Sir in the Sad Machines Instagram?:
https://www.instagram.com/sad.machines/?hl=en

A sample, for Sir's pleasure:







He Americanizes non-American cars, too, as well as Nipponing American cars:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

Gonna break some hearts with this one. The 2020 Hemi Gremmi



Hemi Gremmi X apparently!

quote:

Not to leave the US out.



I like it!

quote:

*Starts twiddling his thumbs and waiting patiently for ratty old 2020 navigators to hit the auctions*



Um. that's an Aviator - a lipsticked Ford Explorer. A Navigator is a lipsticked Ford Expedition giant truck SUV.

quote:

DAJIBAN!



OK, now put the proper Dajiban wheels and tires on it.


Powershift posted:

I want to get into 3D modeling so i can do dumb poo poo like this.

And also make myself some dope rear end tractors for Farming Simulator.

Yeah, me, too. There are several vehicular 3D modelers on Instagram/ArtStation/DeviantArt/etc. that just leave me drooling.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Dadliest Worrier posted:

Hell yeah. That IG and Sun Kangís JDMified Maverick project taught me about desires I never knew I had.

Oh, I hadnít seen that Maverick. Thanks for that!

Powershift posted:

I'm happy with how far i've come since i got back into this stuff, but i still have a hard time with perspective sometimes, as well as "creating" new visual information.



This is progress!

e:





Nice, Practice makes perfect. I need to fiddle around a bit more with Photoshop. I can do very basic stuff, but donít really understand what a lot of the the tools do.

The Caddy ends up looking like a Lagonda.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

I feel like i'm in scooby doo, and i ripped the mask off the evil corvair and "oh, it was just a mustang all along"



Huh.

quote:

yup, checks out



HUH

quote:

1959 Cadillac Sixteen



Oh, I like that!

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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StormDrain posted:

Basically I checked back in and shocked at how many you had done, which to me seemed obsessed and you are spending a lot of time on this.

Not honestly thinking it was a problem just making a joke though.

I sincerely hope you're OK and on the way to getting better.

What he said.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Want the harvester pickup, LC400, and SC400 wagon (SW400? WC400?)

For gifs, use one of the online gif editors and adjust the timing between frames until it feels right. They usually have a preview before you commit. Might be able to do a smoother fade transition on some of the fancier editors.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

I did a couple in cat jail, but imgur is being mean about uploading like 800 high res images.

this is my favorite one because it makes me laugh every time.



I have to admit it took me a minute.

quote:

e: slowly adding the other new stuff here. there seems to be an hourly limit

https://imgur.com/a/EffXcbN

God drat. Some of those are brilliant!
Some are just straight up hilarious.
You realize you actually hit on what the new Bronco should *really* look like, right?

I love the Toyota FR2, for some reason. The retro Porsche Panamera and Cayenne were masterful. The short, lowered Raptor speaks to me.
Want that Stinger wagon, too.

Boaz MacPhereson posted:



I need that poo poo in my life.

Edit: nobody makes new Charger or Durango model kits so I can't even build a plastic version

How does no one make Charger kits? That's ridiculous.

edit: Revell-Monogram makes one, but it's a ~2007 without the side scallop. That seems to be it, other than a couple diecasts. You'd think the cop car enthusiasts would be all over that.
edit2: Lindberg has an '06 service Charger in various liveries. I didn't even know Lindberg still existed.

Also, related:

Darchangel fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Oct 17, 2019

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Uh. Want. If only I had the skills to build that.
That's an interesting bumper cap on there. Never seen that before.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

4am, can't sleep, horrible nightmares, messing around with different tools

The aerojimny!



Took me a minute to realize what had occurred here. Bizarre.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Cross-post from Post Your Own Ride, because we went off track a bit into brown diesel wagons:
You were right, Powershift, Phototopea is way better than paint.net, especially considering its online-ness.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

surburhur



When this actually happens, blame marijuana.

Looks... like a Legacy wagon?

quote:

Imagine if chrysler was suzuki and built the XC-90 in the 80s




No sir, that the TC if Maserati hadn't been involved in the design.

quote:

Noooooo, the grill nuts got the RX3 too!



Took me a minute.

quote:

llllllllllllets get ready to rumbllllllllllle



Vintage compact car.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

I really need to learn 3D modelling to get all these into a game of some sort. My ideal future is awesome as all hell.



Oh, I like that.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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"Camaro-inspired"
The Camaro RS-E

Powershift posted:

Extremely proud of this one. When i first got back into this stuff however many months ago this was one of the first i tried but i didn't have the skill to do it.

I call him Mondoboogie, and i would like to build it one day.



Yes!


I can't hate that.

Powershift posted:

Transit Connect RS



I wish they would build that. Not that I could afford to buy it new, regardless.

Powershift posted:

How would you even notice?


OK, hang on. Now, extend the side window forward, and you've got a perfect Tesla CybrCrssovr.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Powershift posted:

I heard wedges were in


Gotta be honest, thatís the way they should have come to begin with.

That MR2 is pretty snazzy, too.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Amazing how well that works as a hatchback. I want the entire roof to be removable, like the Targa in the original.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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Mark VII: would, every day, everywhere.
Road master handyman wagon: same.
Shakotan Mark... V? IV?: would, would, would, would. With straight pipes.

Edit: the Aerostar and alumni APV Smart Cars are hilarious.

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

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RESIDENT ALIEN posted:

you guys should check out this YouTuber's channel. he does a bunch of cosmetic changes to cars..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?LexOrABenz?videos



You have to specifically "url" a YT user link or the forum auto-parses it as a video:
https://www.youtube.com/user/LexOrABenz

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