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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Zotix posted:

These two got more help leaving the cage than Askren.

I was half expecting Dana to roll up a dumpster to the door and then kick his corpse into it.

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Evilpiggie
Feb 22, 2009
Man this translator sucks balls

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
I think jones is faking it

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Shadow225 posted:

What really sucks is that if that's an ACL, Santos isnt fighting for 2 years, and he's not exactly young now. That's as good as he's gonna get. We can't even get a guy to improve on success against Jones.

Guys come back from acl tears in like 9 months now. Adrian Peterson blew his in December and won mvp the next year.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Zotix posted:

These two got more help leaving the cage than Askren.

Rightly so

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Am I alone in this thread in agreeing with the split decision?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

punk rebel ecks posted:

Am I alone in this thread in agreeing with the split decision?

isn't it by definition impossible to agree with a split decision?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

So how we gonna beat Jones now?

Goons, let’s brainstorm.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

punk rebel ecks posted:

Am I alone in this thread in agreeing with the split decision?

You cant really agree with a split decision. You can think it was close but not that the proper way to score it is the judges to disagree.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

The Automator posted:

I think jones is faking it

He's getting more help than the dude who exploded his knee.


e]lmao surely you autists get that he means he agrees with jones getting the decision?

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

punk rebel ecks posted:

Am I alone in this thread in agreeing with the split decision?

It was fine. I didn't want Jones to win (obviously) but if I had no preference I think I'd have gone Jones 3-2. I think 3-2 either way was entirely defensble.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shadow225 posted:

What really sucks is that if that's an ACL, Santos isnt fighting for 2 years, and he's not exactly young now. That's as good as he's gonna get. We can't even get a guy to improve on success against Jones.

we had one in Gustafsson

it didnt go well

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Dangersim posted:

Guys come back from acl tears in like 9 months now. Adrian Peterson blew his in December and won mvp the next year.

And didn’t tony come back from one in 5 months or something insane? I know it’s Tony, but still.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
look at the brightside: the teeming unwashed hordes finally realizing that almost all of Jones' fights since he got legally forced to stop juicing have been trash where he's somehow too timid to go in and finish a heavily SELF-injured opponent or some other disgrace atop the countless others

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Brazilian friend said a more accurate translation of Santos would be his patella kept coming out.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

TheRationalRedditor posted:

look at the brightside: the teeming unwashed hordes finally realizing that almost all of Jones' fights since he got legally forced to stop juicing have been trash where he's somehow too timid to go in and finish a heavily SELF-injured opponent or some other disgrace atop the countless others

He destroyed gus like 6 months ago

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die
drug testing severely slows down recovery from ACL tears

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

had santos 1,2, 5. he just got the better of most exchanges. if he were able to use the lateral movement he had in the early rounds--which i think he had the gas for, but not the mobility--it would have been his decisively.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Very impressive that the GOAT has managed to decision such luminaries as Thiago Santos, OSP and Antonio Smith.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
people should remember in the vitor fight when in the first round Vitor broke Jones' arm it still took four rounds ti finish Vitor who spent the rest of the fight gassed pulling guard, and only ended because instead he pulled side control in round 4

Jones is always never going to go for a killshot he's the killer who wants to cut open tiny insects to see how they work, not the sort who stabs people for fun, he's just a functioning sociopath

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Santos fought a way smarter fight than I think anyone including Jones expected and it nearly worked

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Jones has to be carried out of the ring, so his leg is hosed, too.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
https://streamable.com/g3lcc

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

TheRationalRedditor posted:

look at the brightside: the teeming unwashed hordes finally realizing that almost all of Jones' fights since he got legally forced to stop juicing have been trash where he's somehow too timid to go in and finish a heavily SELF-injured opponent or some other disgrace atop the countless others

*opponent throws bombs everytime I get close*

Aw yes I should definitely aggressively go inside

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Holy this this card

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
So is Santos the closest someone has come to beating Jones?

mem
Sep 1, 2005
Vitor Belfort came pretty close on an ambar, but he let it go when he heard it pop.

mewse
May 2, 2006

punk rebel ecks posted:

So is Santos the closest someone has come to beating Jones?

The first Gus fight, Gus beat the poo poo out of him

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

punk rebel ecks posted:

So is Santos the closest someone has come to beating Jones?

This is the first split decision of Jon's career at least.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I hope this fight at least taught people to kick the poo poo out of his legs. Thiago was really the first to ever include that as part of their overall fight strategy

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

punk rebel ecks posted:

So is Santos the closest someone has come to beating Jones?

Gus had a similarly close fight, Vitor came an inch from submitting him, and if you count it, Sonnen was 20 seconds away from an injury TKO by dumb luck.

KombatKoch
Jul 31, 2012

punk rebel ecks posted:

So is Santos the closest someone has come to beating Jones?

Matt Hamill

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

punk rebel ecks posted:

So is Santos the closest someone has come to beating Jones?

Uh...Matt Hamill beat Jones by getting his face bashed in

mewse
May 2, 2006

I think a Jones loss is coming in his next couple bouts. Guys are going to watch the tape and not have their knee explode during the 2nd-3rd round. Jones is being drug tested more than almost everyone else and his eye rakes were figured out by commissions

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die

CarlCX posted:

Gus had a similarly close fight, Vitor came an inch from submitting him, and if you count it, Sonnen was 20 seconds away from an injury TKO by dumb luck.

Also Matt Hamill viciously beat Jon Jones with his face

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
So postivive of Jones not losing is Johnny Walker now has a chance to beat him.

And I think Santos showed a good game plan and method how to go about doing that.

Also the scorecard for this is sort of all over the place
http://www.mmadecisions.com/decision/10243/Jon-Jones-vs-Thiago-Santos

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jul 7, 2019

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Route to victory

Name yourself The Hammer

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Intruder posted:

Posters hating on Jones yet his opponent has to be carried out of the octagon smh

So did loving Jones

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


But seriously who gets Jones next? Is Yoel Romero unironically the best candidate?

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Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/HeidiFang/status/1147731246174261249?s=19

one judge gave santos the 4th, but not the 2nd or 5th. one judge gave jon the 2nd but not the 5th. lol

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