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deep dish peat moss

I'm putting out a mixtape

# ? Jul 7, 2019 05:35

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:03

Dell_Zincht

I'm very white

# ? Jul 7, 2019 06:31

deep dish peat moss

Dell_Zincht posted:

I'm very white

Name: Coultergeist
Style: Politically-charged rant-rap
Hometown: Brooklyn, Connecticut

Associated Acts: Anneomaly

Debut LP: High Rhymes and Misdemeanors

# ? Jul 7, 2019 06:37

deep dish peat moss

This is just a level 2 "good usernames" thread but I have a bunch of 'em so keep itcoming

# ? Jul 7, 2019 06:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I am not legally allowed to rap in the lower 48

# ? Jul 7, 2019 08:47

Scaly Haylie

hit me

# ? Jul 7, 2019 09:21

Goons Are Gifts

yo

That's all the rap I know

# ? Jul 7, 2019 11:04

deep dish peat moss

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I am not legally allowed to rap in the lower 48

Name: Spaceman Spliff
Style: Wacked-out Cosmic Rap
Hometown: Somewhere on Ganymede

Associated Acts:: Counting & Knobs

First LP: Giant Dub-Step for Mankind

# ? Jul 7, 2019 14:05

deep dish peat moss

Lizard Wizard posted:

hit me

Name: Optimus Crime
Style: Mecha-heavy Anger Rap
Hometown: Unicron, CA

Associated Acts: Bumblebee PM, 1s & Heroes

First LP: The Transformatrix

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Jul 7, 2019

# ? Jul 7, 2019 14:10

deep dish peat moss

Goons Are Great posted:

yo

That's all the rap I know

Name: Thought Topic
Style: Daria rap
Hometown: Modesto, or whatever...

Associated Acts: Tones (Bones' little brother), SikSadWrld

First LP: Just Yo

# ? Jul 7, 2019 14:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm not tryin' ta brag but some people I've been with
Were kind enough to call me a great wordsmith
Hammerin' out words to make the top points
While I take bong rips and hits off joints

I've been around the world and south of the equator
The International Date Line, where it's a day later
I like bustin' rhymes to the beat in my head
Which is why no one had heard a word that I said

I never touched a mic when I busted a rhyme
I never had a sound system and never took the time
To be a real MC with a mic in my hand
I was too busy travelling the land

So i guess in closing let me be in your crew
I have a general idea of what I'm supposed to do
I'll do my drat best to try and represent
But that's the end of the line, my rhymes are now spent...

# ? Jul 7, 2019 14:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

deep dish peat moss posted:

First LP: Giant Dub-Step for Mankind

oh drat

# ? Jul 7, 2019 14:54

Farecoal: There he go

I love da animals :discourse:

# ? Jul 7, 2019 15:00

Goons Are Gifts

Let me make this very clear:

yo

# ? Jul 7, 2019 15:38

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

I like to be in crews

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Jul 7, 2019 15:50

Macnult

mic check as i check in

# ? Jul 7, 2019 16:05

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Checkin' in from the Deep South. . .

# ? Jul 7, 2019 16:13

Stoner Sloth

Venom Crew represent or something.

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jul 7, 2019 16:17

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I can't actually rap but I think I could be the rap group's hype man. Like when someone else raps really good I could turn to the audience with a surprised expression and mouth out something like "Holy poo poo" or "God drat!!"

# ? Jul 7, 2019 16:30

City of Glompton

hello, i'd like a personal pls

# ? Jul 7, 2019 21:19

Soul Reaver: in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

My name is Gandalf and I'm here to say:
I cannot die, I'm here to stay.
I got my hat and I got my staff
Don't make me angry, you shall not pass.

# ? Jul 7, 2019 21:36

Coward: _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

.

Ooooh, joining a "crew" sounds a topping wheeze!

# ? Jul 8, 2019 01:28

deep dish peat moss

Splatmaster posted:

I'm not tryin' ta brag but some people I've been with
Were kind enough to call me a great wordsmith
Hammerin' out words to make the top points
While I take bong rips and hits off joints

I've been around the world and south of the equator
The International Date Line, where it's a day later
I like bustin' rhymes to the beat in my head
Which is why no one had heard a word that I said

I never touched a mic when I busted a rhyme
I never had a sound system and never took the time
To be a real MC with a mic in my hand
I was too busy travelling the land

So i guess in closing let me be in your crew
I have a general idea of what I'm supposed to do
I'll do my drat best to try and represent
But that's the end of the line, my rhymes are now spent...

Name: Nada Serf
Style: Antifeu (Anti-feudal)
Hometown: New Cambridgeshiredom

Associated Acts: Gods Rave the Queen

First LP: Squash the Throne

# ? Jul 8, 2019 01:31

deep dish peat moss

Farecoal posted:

I love da animals

Name: Loco Haram
Style: Dictatorial Reggaeton
Hometown: mister international

Associated Acts: Pitbull, Pitbull, Pitbull
(not to be confused with Pitbull)

First LP: 4 The Loco

# ? Jul 8, 2019 01:33

deep dish peat moss

Chill la Chill posted:

I like to be in crews

Name: Codercycle
Style: BASIC Switch
Hometown: Deep in the motherboard

Associated Acts: Task Damager

First LP:Binary System

# ? Jul 8, 2019 01:37

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

deep dish peat moss posted:

Name: Nada Serf
Style: Antifeu (Anti-feudal)
Hometown: New Cambridgeshiredom

Associated Acts: Gods Rave the Queen

First LP: Squash the Throne

Let's call the genre...

Monarchist

# ? Jul 8, 2019 01:47

Farecoal: There he go

deep dish peat moss posted:

Name: Loco Haram

# ? Jul 8, 2019 03:03

Korean Boomhauer

i always wanted to make a rap career but i don't have a name yet

# ? Jul 8, 2019 03:12

Korean Boomhauer

deep dish peat moss posted:

Name: Loco Haram

# ? Jul 8, 2019 03:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I smoke weed and I'm very indigenous people and I knit so fast it would send your Gramma into space

I wanna rap

# ? Jul 8, 2019 03:58

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

up up my rear end is a mystical gremlin
with wizardry divine & more secrets than Kremlin
fetch him his wine and sit down for a spell
while fantastical melodies he draws from a well

crimes

# ? Jul 8, 2019 04:32

Cosmik Slop: What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Yo, I'm winning gold, the rest of y'all silver
I, uh... wait

# ? Jul 8, 2019 04:47

deep dish peat moss

Macnult posted:

mic check as i check in

Name: Chaos Thierry
Style: Erudite Enigmaticism
Hometown: The stoop of the Scallops Hotel

Associated Acts: Act I, Act II, Act III

First LP: Bogarten

# ? Jul 8, 2019 04:59

Macnult

deep dish peat moss posted:

Name: Chaos Thierry
Style: Erudite Enigmaticism
Hometown: The stoop of the Scallops Hotel

Associated Acts: Act I, Act II, Act III

First LP: Bogarten

i crashed the ruby yacht my first day on the job while bumping leisure
hull split open, mast launched forward as i embellished on this feature
a sovereign nose on his arrogant face,
the wise owl himself, i expected wrath
and felt displaced when he erupted into a belly laugh

# ? Jul 8, 2019 17:24