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pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Does this thread smell funny to anyone else?

# ? Jul 17, 2019 12:09

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:21

Goons Are Gifts

Smelling the smell that smells... smelly.

# ? Jul 17, 2019 12:14

google THIS

'Cause I got one turd in my pocket
And the other one I'm flingin' at that guy

# ? Jul 17, 2019 15:24

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

but that doesn't answer the question

who is the deuce?

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# ? Jul 17, 2019 15:42

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

*takes out a credit card from my pocket but the poop smeared all over it, tries to wipe it*
�Oh sorry I�m trying to wipe it but it�s smearing�
�Sir we only accept deuces as payment, that�s why we remind customers with the bathroom sign�
*tries to put the poop together but it�s crumbling and the other customers in line are impatiently waiting, poop ready in hand*

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Jul 18, 2019 13:51

Space Taxi

Two monkeys face off at high noon in a dusty main street, their itchy trigger finger poised over the turds in their pocket.

# ? Jul 20, 2019 02:29

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*ever so carefully inching hands over the toilet bowl like Indiana Jones and that little artifact*

# ? Jul 21, 2019 05:30

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I tried to put my t'ird in my pocket but it doesn't fit

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# ? Jul 21, 2019 12:20

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

pixaal posted:

I tried to put my t'ird in my pocket but it doesn't fit

... because number 2 already filled it?

# ? Jul 21, 2019 16:03

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

Drink-Mix Man posted:

*ever so carefully inching hands over the toilet bowl like Indiana Jones and that little artifact*

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Jul 21, 2019 16:18

Homo Simpson: by Smythe

Fast walking out of the bathroom and making it to my room. Score!

# ? Jul 24, 2019 12:57

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

poop into the ocean... fish do it :shrug:

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jul 24, 2019 19:12

alnilam

Dick Bastardly posted:

poop into the ocean... fish do it

*squatting on the hood of my neighbors car pooping on the windshield* hey, birds do it :shrug:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 24, 2019 19:18

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

dogs use the backyard

and cats use the litter box

people generally use toilets because you can flush it after typing in your account and have the the waste sent to your fecal-aquarium to retire.

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# ? Jul 24, 2019 19:33

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

alnilam posted:

*squatting on the hood of my neighbors car pooping on the windshield* hey, birds do it

that's the spirit!

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jul 24, 2019 21:03

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Getting forced by security at the turd store to turn out my pockets. "I swear, I came in with these."

# ? Jul 26, 2019 08:05

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

weighing myself and wondering why I haven�t lost weight then remembering to take out the turds in my pocket

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Jul 26, 2019 16:13

Space Taxi

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Getting forced by security at the turd store to turn out my pockets. "I swear, I came in with these."

# ? Jul 28, 2019 14:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Oh these? They're my Feces Pieces!

# ? Jul 28, 2019 23:18

Doppelganger: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Player: I attempt to pick the guard's pocket, and I roll... 18!

DM: That's a success. You remove three turds from the guard's pocket without him noticing.

Player: NICE!

# ? Aug 2, 2019 02:39

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*carefully places turds in Hot Pockets on the Hot Pockets assembly line. (Hot Pockets' new flavor is "turd.")*

# ? Aug 2, 2019 07:44

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Doppelganger posted:

Player: I attempt to pick the guard's pocket, and I roll... 18!

DM: That's a success. You remove three turds from the guard's pocket without him noticing.

Player: NICE!

I'd like to roll a stealth check for additional turds

DM: Doppelganger took all of them

Not all of them

DM: What do you mean?

I'd like to reach up his butt and get some fresh ones
*the table gasps*
DM: I'm going to need you to roll 2 d20s
*Sweet beads on my face* first die, a 20 *I blow on my lucky D20, it's the one that lights up if you get a 20"
*The die slips out of my hand and rolls off the table*
DM: "That's live!"
*The die rolls under the couch, a faint glow is seen from underneath*
*the table cheers*
DM: "add one fresh turd, 3 kernels of corn, and a peanut to your inventory"

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Aug 2, 2019 13:53

Doppelganger: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

pixaal posted:

I'd like to roll a stealth check for additional turds

DM: Doppelganger took all of them

Not all of them

DM: What do you mean?

I'd like to reach up his butt and get some fresh ones
*the table gasps*
DM: I'm going to need you to roll 2 d20s
*Sweet beads on my face* first die, a 20 *I blow on my lucky D20, it's the one that lights up if you get a 20"
*The die slips out of my hand and rolls off the table*
DM: "That's live!"
*The die rolls under the couch, a faint glow is seen from underneath*
*the table cheers*
DM: "add one fresh turd, 3 kernels of corn, and a peanut to your inventory"

pixaal's mom: Are you boys playing that disgusting game again?!

# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:01

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

Dungeons and deuces

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:17

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

mom, it's dungeons and dookies!

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Aug 2, 2019 14:20

Doppelganger: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

I'm gonna pop a squat
Gonna put twenty turds in my pocket

# ? Aug 2, 2019 17:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

After saving up all year I'm going to surprise my family with a turducken. Right after I figure out what an ucken is.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 09:12

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

After saving up all year I'm going to surprise my family with a turducken. Right after I figure out what an ucken is.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 10:14

Doppelganger: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

I'm always turd duckin' when the monkeys at the zoo get too worked up.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 23:49

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Doppelganger posted:

I'm gonna pop a squat
Gonna put twenty turds in my pocket

# ? Aug 4, 2019 04:39

Twenty Four

Let me tell you a thing or two about "cargo shorts"

# ? Aug 4, 2019 14:35

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:21

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Twenty Four posted:

Let me tell you a thing or two about "cargo shorts"

My cargo long

It gets good mileage

# ? Aug 4, 2019 16:38

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