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Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
This is going to be the only news story for the rest of the summer :(

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Vitamin P posted:

Eh if we didn't know the context of whose plane they were on she could possibly pass for a really healthy living 18 year old. Bigger thing is that the poor girl looks high as a kite she's got those can't focus ketamine eyes.

Like I don't want to sound too glib, she is literally a victim of child sex trafficking, but it's hellworld.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

What the gently caress.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Yikes

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1148251990570491905

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
ahh, clever of the us justice system to lull epstein into a false sense of security by not prosecuting him properly for over a decade

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
Pretty interesting that this case is being handled by the public corruption unit and not vice

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Chokes McGee posted:

What the gently caress.

she is literally a victim of child sex trafficking, but

The Ultimate Doge
May 1, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo
The girl in that picture is Rachel Chandler and she was an adult when it was taken

The Ultimate Doge
May 1, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo
And yes it's a real name despite sounding like what you'd come up with if you had two seconds and just watched a box set of Friends

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

gently caress off

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
found Dershowitz's truck, everyone

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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prez knew

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Gazpacho posted:

prez knew

Yeah its bizarre that Obama isnt getting any flak for his involvement in this

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Gazpacho posted:

prez knew

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1148265382609915904

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

a Loving Dog posted:

found Dershowitz's truck, everyone



lol

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


lmao can’t wait until Michael Jackson is innocent!!! starts again

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Taintrunner posted:



lmao can’t wait until Michael Jackson is innocent!!! starts again

Is that Christophe Lambert or another guy named Christopher Lambert?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
lmao this is going to be a wild ride

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
https://soundcloud.com/grubstakers/episode-51-jeffery-epstein-feat-matt-christman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_aJnf1Ntx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1vxs1Xrxsg

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
*internal screaming*

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1148280761319153666

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

plz rename this thread pizzagate but real

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Lol this trial is going to produce unambiguous evidence that the president is a child rapist and nothing will come if that fact

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I mean you're right and all but why should things start mattering now?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

a regular old rape allegation was just made and pelosi was all "what can you do?" about it. dems trash, gop trash, country trash. vote bernie

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
They already found the blackmail file:

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1148281994905870336

Sounds like some of Epstein’s employees - either his procurer or his madam - have turned state’s witness, imo. Even if he “hangs himself” in his cell or dies in a mysterious car accident or chokes to death on a cherry pit in the cafeteria, those CDs could really blow up a lot of people.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


lmao what in the gently caress

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

They already found the blackmail file:

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1148281994905870336

Sounds like some of Epstein’s employees - either his procurer or his madam - have turned state’s witness, imo. Even if he “hangs himself” in his cell or dies in a mysterious car accident or chokes to death on a cherry pit in the cafeteria, those CDs could really blow up a lot of people.

young piss + trump

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Epstein's gonna go down as the sacrificial lamb and all evidence on anyone else is gonna be locked away in a vault and dropped into the middle of the Atlantic.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Karl Barks posted:

lmao what in the gently caress

is that "all the jews that worked in the twin towers didn't come to work on 9/11" tier brainworms or something different?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Lots of people gonna commit suicide soon and hell, I'm glad

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

ikanreed posted:

Lol this trial is going to produce unambiguous evidence that the president is a child rapist and nothing will come if that fact

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Straight up zero chance trump goes down for it but I am lollin thinking about how much of blue check Twitter would become convinced that they were instrumental in the investigation. Definitely Eric garland and Louise mensch

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

They already found the blackmail file:

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1148281994905870336

Sounds like some of Epstein’s employees - either his procurer or his madam - have turned state’s witness, imo. Even if he “hangs himself” in his cell or dies in a mysterious car accident or chokes to death on a cherry pit in the cafeteria, those CDs could really blow up a lot of people.

Really too bad that they're gonna get accidently overwritten.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

thinking about how trump could rape a child during the state of the union and democrats would hesitate to impeach him

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
All of a sudden I can't get "Far From Any Road" by the Handsome Family out of my head.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

an actual dog posted:

thinking about how trump could rape a child during the state of the union and democrats would hesitate to impeach him

nancy with the EPIC sarcastic clap during it though

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

rear end cobra posted:

nancy with the EPIC sarcastic clap during it though

while the clap was perceived as sarcastic, in fact she was congratulating trump for his open mindedness in raping a brown child instead of a white one

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

wow! I gross myself out!!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Thoguh posted:

Really too bad that they're gonna get accidently overwritten.

some ada taking the fall: "when I attempted to warm up my tea, I accidentally put my large folio marked 'evidence of crimes' in the microwave instead. About 8 seconds after I pushed the start button, there was a lot of arcing blue light. i thought my tea was now hot enough to drink, but instead, all the cd's and hard drives were ruined. I've learned from my mistake and vow to never do it again. i will not be taking questions. namaste."

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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
why would you announce it if you weren’t gonna use it

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