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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hello, this is a thread about Jeffrey Epstein and the Jeffrey Epstein Extended Cinematic Universe.

This is the relevant information I've been given to add to the OP:

Karl Barks posted:

lmao what in the gently caress

Siljmonster posted:

what the gently caress

Siljmonster posted:

lmao what the gently caress

01011001 posted:

what in the gently caress

tpink posted:

What the literal gently caress.

Admiral Ray posted:

what in the gently caress

Egg Moron posted:

What in the gently caress

Taintrunner posted:

what the gently caress is this place even

Taintrunner posted:

what the gently caress

Al! posted:

what the gently caress is that thing

Ross DaouThot posted:

what the gently caress
what the gently caress
what THE gently caress
WHAT THE gently caress

Siljmonster posted:

What the gently caress is with these red strings sprouting up everywhere connecting things together

Ruggan posted:

what the gently caress

Dr. Killjoy posted:

what the gently caress could this be about?

Gunshow Poophole posted:

what the gently caress

WHAT THEF CUK

Mia Wasikowska posted:

just remembered epstein died today. what the gently caress

twoday posted:

what, and I can not emphasize this enough, the gently caress

Egg Moron posted:

What the gently caress!?!

Everyone just stay home tomorrow. Work is cancelled until we figure this out

paul_soccer10 posted:

what the gently caress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RobattoJesus posted:

I still don't know what the gently caress it is.

Space Camp fuckup posted:

what THE gently caress

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress were they doing

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress

WampaLord posted:

what the gently caress is going on with their tiny feeble brains

gh0stpinballa posted:

but seriously what the gently caress is going on there

Ruffian Price posted:

what the gently caress

Whitenoise Poster posted:

What the gently caress do the Caananites have to do with this?

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

what the gently caress is this bullshit about things "making sense"

smarxist posted:

what the gently caress?

OregonDonor posted:

What the gently caress.

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

what the gently caress nothing to see here

mastershakeman posted:

What the gently caress is elsagate

gradenko_2000 posted:

just a non-stop stream of WHAT THE gently caress

gh0stpinballa posted:

what the gently caress were they doing at the ranch

gh0stpinballa posted:

i want to know everything dammit. what the gently caress. what does god want of me here. gently caress.

gradenko_2000 posted:

lol what the gently caress is this.

Perry Mason Jar posted:

What the gently caress is going on?

mycomancy posted:

What the gently caress

Siljmonster posted:

lmao what the gently caress

smarxist posted:

Jesus gently caress.

A Russian troll farm posted:

seriously though what the gently caress is this

gh0stpinballa posted:

so what the gently caress were they?

punished milkman posted:

What the goddamn gently caress

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

what the gently caress

Professorjuggalo posted:

what the gently caress

Taintrunner posted:

what the gently caress

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

holy poo poo dude what the gently caress

Kevos Setzer posted:

Get the gently caress out of here with that poo poo

gradenko_2000 posted:

I don't know where else to put this. What the gently caress?

gh0stpinballa posted:

why the gently caress were the feds scuba team diving around the island

Taintrunner posted:

I’m sorry but what the gently caress

gh0stpinballa posted:

what the gently caress.

gh0stpinballa posted:

what. stop it. what the gently caress. the twin towers you say??

gh0stpinballa posted:

i've never heard of this before. what the gently caress!

Inspector Hound posted:

What the gently caress

Centrist Committee posted:

what the gently caress

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress

mycomancy posted:

What the gently caress.

StashAugustine posted:

What the gently caress my brain is even more dissociated

Flavius Aetass posted:

oh my god what the gently caress

mycomancy posted:

What in the holy gently caress...

empty whippet box posted:

wait what... wha... what the gently caress????

:psyduck: why the gently caress did I click this thread

empty whippet box posted:

what the gently caress!! what the actual gently caress, how is this not blowing up on the news right now? :wtf:

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress

A4R8 posted:

What the gently caress

OregonDonor posted:

What the gently caress?

Taintrunner posted:

Jesus Christ what the gently caress

twoday posted:

what the gently caress is this, holy poo poo

R.L. Stine posted:

what the gently caress

TCE posted:

What the gently caress are you supposed to do with information like that?

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress

that Ghislaine is a redditor thread is breaking my brain

WHAT THE gently caress???

punished milkman posted:

Lol what the goddamned gently caress

Fiend posted:

What the gently caress

gh0stpinballa posted:

oh what the gently caress

nut posted:

what the gently caress,

mdemone posted:

what the actual gently caress

MonsieurChoc posted:

What the gently caress

Elderbean posted:

What the gently caress?

gradenko_2000 posted:

WHAT THE gently caress

pdog posted:

ahhhhahh what the gently caress

Victory Position posted:

what in the actual gently caress is this

Tubgoat posted:

What the poo poo? What the gently caress

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress

Victory Position posted:

what the gently caress

Malkina_ posted:

What the gently caress man

punished milkman posted:

what the gently caress

i feel like this is extremely sparse on details given the magnitude of the depravity. wtf happened here

Terminal autist posted:

what the gently caress.

Spergin Morlock posted:

what the gently caress

almost there posted:

just what exactly the gently caress was going on

dead gay comedy forums posted:

how even in the gently caress what

nishi koichi posted:

what the gently caress

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress!!!

nut posted:

what the gently caress,

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress

gh0stpinballa posted:

what the gently caress.

gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

may i just say yo what the gently caress

Backweb posted:

jfc what the gently caress, Zuck.

gradenko_2000 posted:

wait what the gently caress?

Delta-Wye posted:

lmao, what the gently caress reality

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress!!!

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress!!!

inferis posted:

I don’t really know how to connect the dots here but what the gently caress

gradenko_2000 posted:

I did an audible "WHAT THE gently caress"

Tubgoat posted:

Seriously what the gently caress.

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

but still... what the gently caress.

ram dass in hell posted:

lol what the gently caress is this poo poo you war criminal

Spergin Morlock posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with this lady lmao

smarxist posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT TEXT EXCHANGE ABOUT?!

smarxist posted:

what the gently caress

gradenko_2000 posted:

oh my god

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE gently caress!!!

Stevie Lee posted:

i just had to stand up and walk away from my desk for a minute. what the gently caress

ram dass in hell posted:

What the gently caress lol

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

seriously what the gently caress was this

ram dass in hell posted:

what the gently caress

nut posted:

ram dass in hell posted:

what the gently caress

ram dass in hell posted:

like what the gently caress.

gradenko_2000 posted:

oh my god

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE gently caress DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION

mycomancy posted:

What in the absolute gently caress

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress

World War Mammories posted:

what the gently caress

multistability posted:

What the gently caress were they doing

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

what..... the........ gently caress.................

frankenfreak posted:

OK, what the gently caress is going on

i say swears online posted:

what the absolute gently caress

Syncopation posted:

dude what the gently caress

Shageletic posted:

Still would love to know what the gently caress was going on

smarxist posted:

what the gently caress lol

MonsieurChoc posted:

What the gently caress.

gradenko_2000 posted:

Okay what the gently caress

neutral milf hotel posted:

what the gently caress

:stare:

Remulak posted:

What the loving Christ I’ve never seen that before holy goddamn poo poo that’s insane.

my bony fealty posted:

what the gently caress

Futanari Damacy posted:

What the actual gently caress?

dead gay comedy forums posted:

what the gently caress the MELVINS?!?!?!?!?!?

Subjunctive posted:

oh, gently caress off

mdemone posted:

how the gently caress, what the gently caress, why

Spergin Morlock posted:

I'm already saying "wow, what the gently caress?" every other sentence lol

MonsieurChoc posted:

What the gently caress is this

ram dass in hell posted:

what the gently caress lmao

shame on an IGA posted:

What the gently caress was up with that

mdemone posted:

"what the gently caress?"

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress!!!

Jose posted:

What the gently caress lol

Syncopated posted:

what the gently caress

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress

ram dass in hell posted:

what the gently caress lmfao

gradenko_2000 posted:

uhhhhh what the gently caress

Mameluke posted:

what the gently caress is he doing

Shear Modulus posted:

wait what the gently caress

Johnny Cache Hit posted:

"what in the gently caress"

Barry Foster posted:

So, uh

What the gently caress

is happening

Ytlaya posted:

What in the gently caress

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Hahahahaha what the gently caress is happening lmao

Cuttlefush posted:

what the gently caress

mawarannahr posted:

uhhh what the gently caress


Here's the old OP if it matters (it doesn't)

Somebody has issued a correction as of 08:07 on Mar 30, 2023

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

paul_soccer10 knew

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
in a shocking twist it turns out that epstein ran the only prostitution ring in the world without a single client

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
when you are definitely NOT guilty of serious crimes

https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1147140799383113728
https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1147140800117116928

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
also 97% chance this is all related to that chinese "handjob" parlour next to maralago

Ostiosis
Nov 3, 2002

http://gawker.com/here-is-pedophile-billionaire-jeffrey-epsteins-little-b-1681383992

A few of his good buddies. Might be some of your faves in there!

https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1147657745253855233?s=19

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

While most of them need locking up his head needs to go into a guillotine

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

deadass

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNcZHDopFb8

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Ostiosis posted:

A few of his good buddies. Might be some of your faves in there!

https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1147657745253855233?s=19

honestly as cringy as that is i gotta give her credit for being ready to accept it

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

Somberly going through my Faves list and crossing off the names of the child rapists.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
I hope that the pedophilic rapist and international sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein faces no charges whatsoever because he rolls so loving hard that half of Davos ends up facing justice.

and then someone just low key shoots epstein or something i guess

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah, taking bets on epstein surviving the month

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
mods knew

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

None of my favs have been implicated yet (all of my favs are anime characters)

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Calibanibal posted:

None of my favs have been implicated yet (all of my favs are anime characters)

one step removed from the pedos, clever

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol epsteins gonna get merced by blackwater and eric prince and betsy davos will move more children to eppstein island for the remaining billionaire pedophiles

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gum posted:

honestly as cringy as that is i gotta give her credit for being ready to accept it

She’s not going to accept it

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Siljmonster posted:

lol epsteins gonna get merced by blackwater and eric prince and betsy davos will move more children to eppstein island for the remaining billionaire pedophiles

Interesting. What are your sources?

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
The House of Saud and the entire British establishment must be feeling pretty smug right now.

See you keep your pedo sex traffic network contained, sure you don't get the variety of produce, but you get so much more security. These fancy lad new-money types just don't know how the game is played.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Calibanibal posted:

Interesting. What are your sources?

uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pizza

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Would you pardon President Clinton for his raping of numerous underage girls?" is going to be a hell of a debate question

Hellworld keeps delivering

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Siljmonster posted:

lol epsteins gonna get merced by blackwater and eric prince and betsy davos will move more children to eppstein island for the remaining billionaire pedophiles

are you suggesting that epstein has evidence that could lead to the arrest of hilary clinton

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

power word- Jeb! posted:

are you suggesting that epstein has evidence that could lead to the arrest of hilary clinton

yes

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Hillary would launch a PR "I AM THE REAL VICTIM" campaign that would quickly morph into a 2020 independent run

That's why the succs have massive ladyboners right now

She would literally have to run and win to retain her freedom

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

EugeneJ posted:

Hillary would launch a PR "I AM THE REAL VICTIM" campaign that would quickly morph into a 2020 independent run

That's why the succs have massive ladyboners right now

She would literally have to run and win to retain her freedom

did Hillary Clinton gently caress kids too?

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Siljmonster posted:

did Hillary Clinton gently caress kids too?

probs not but she knew

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
She would also agree behind closed doors to pardon anyone involved, so capital would hop on board her campaign REAL QUICK

She'd sacrifice Bill to become president, though

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Vitamin P posted:

probs not but she knew



Yo... drat. for real? She's looks 15. Jesus christ

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

These freakin patriarchs gettin me irl mad today

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmfao https://twitter.com/CultofNewMedia/status/1147994646439759872

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Vitamin P posted:

probs not but she knew



Nothing would make me happier than Bill Clinton's good image being annihilated for democrats. The Clintons have been unironically one of the most destructive forces in the democratic party and to have Hillary lose to Trump then Bill finally get justice for all the pedo plane trips he took would be wonderful.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

alan dershowitz, new york times contributor, child rapist, and wife murderer

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KrnvM-Bwec

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

bill clinton was a president of the american empire in the late 20th century, famous for playing a saxophone, smoking cannabis, and having sex with underaged girls against their consent

Truniht
Jan 10, 2019

The new documentary Leaving Neverland about MJ is :yikes:

In it one of the victim claims that MJ married him while was underage and showed everyone the ring MJ gave him

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
make sure to report back to this thread about your "favs"

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