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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

babypolis posted:

so basically the story, from what i can gather, is¨

epstein is a math genius who drops out of school and gets a job as a teacher at a prestigious high school. he plays the role of cool teacher and socializes way too much with his students, even showing up to parties. his behavior is even more creepy towards the ladies, who he flirts with constantly. then he starts dating students and thats where his monstrous proclivities develop. or that was his plan all along, it doesnt really matter

at some point epstein impresses some 1% parent and gets a job at bear stearns where he works with rich clients. now heres the part where im speculating: he meets some rich rear end in a top hat who wants to party. epsteins like sure! hell i can even get some hot young ladies to party with us! so he calls up some old students and rubs his hands. we all know what happens next. eventually he realizes he can make way more money from blackmail than finance and quits bear stearns to do it full time

30 years laters hes esnared basically the entire power structure of the us and here we are

You forgot to mention the guy who hired him back in the 70s is attorney general barrs dad

Yes this is absolutely insane that these connections go back so far . Oh and the book thing is just icing on top

https://twitter.com/dchiasso/status/1149873057047228416

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm honestly surprised that age of consent being 17 in new York hasn't come up

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/danielchaitin7/status/1152049629602680833

Female children, however? I hosed a ton of those

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
4chan thinks John McAfee is the one flying drones around epsteins island and

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1153730097125494787

I want this so bad

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm going insane I loving knew it was gonna happen they're out to kill him and it's a giant cover-up and and and

Aaaaaaa

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/Sturgeons_Law/status/1154228325285371904

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm ready to just sail over to this stupid island and take it over for inspection

I've become that qanon pizzagate guy who showed up demanding to see the basement

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Helsing posted:

After a certain point you have to start wondering if it isn't a prerequisite for high level success in certain fields, sorta like how after a certain point any honest cop would be inherently threatening to their dirty colleagues.

I made this exact analogy today to a friend who thinks I'm an insane conspiracy theorist. Anyone who got on that plane had to join the loving or else be considered a potential rat just like a cop not taking a cut of dirty money . For these high ups that would mean being completely ostracized and cut off by everyone else

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Bip Roberts posted:

it also seems pretty clear that there were explicit underage sex flights but also just normal donor flights with the plane where he's shuttle a bunch of people to a ted talk or something

Every flight was a pedo flight

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Yeah see if the docs were unredacted the accomplices would suddenly realize what they'd done but forgotten about. Best to keep it silent forever just in case someone might get charged someday which is totally gonna happen for sure

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Blast of Confetti posted:

who did john mcafee murder so i know if hes cool or not

His neighbor who was doing a poor job of maintaining his lawn, mcafee killed him in a rib destroying tackle

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
The weird thing is that he's ignoring it's legal to gently caress 16 year olds in like half the states

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Darkman Fanpage posted:

does dersh think its illegal for minors to gently caress each other? like two 15 yos can go at it as much as they want in the eyes of the law. its when somebody much older starts loving a 15 yo is the problem. he seems to completely forget the aspect of this which is that an adult has a considerable advantage over a minor in a relationship, especially if sexual in nature. and lets not forget that we're not just talking about a situation where an older man and pubescent girl fall in love either. jeffery epstein is accused of soliciting multiple girls for sexual favors with the promise of money and has already been convicted of it in florida, now he is also being prosecuted for trafficking in nyc with other charges likely to be filed as well. this is downright exploitive. but then dersh is increasingly striking me as the type that will bring out the lolita defense in which it was the girl who came onto me, your honor!

It is illegal for 15 year olds to gently caress each other, absent Romeo and Juliet exceptions in statutes which all got added really recently and I'm sure some states don't have them

Tangentially it's also illegal for them to sext each other until 18, even if they're both 17 in a state where age of consent is 16 . Child porn laws don't match state consent laws whatsoever (Illinois had a court case on this)

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

pdog posted:

how can it be in the public interest to prosecute in these cases?

Who gives a poo poo about the public interest

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

gh0stpinballa posted:

how is ghislaine maxwell still evading the authorities

She's probably dead

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Bip Roberts posted:

so is Jeffrey a vegetable or what?

He's probably dead

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Time to make a fake lease like that Harvard prof scammer and go take the island

The feds are clearly never going to go there

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Why did the jail attack not get brought up in court

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

gh0stpinballa posted:

wait why are they turning evidence over to epstein is that a typo

Prosecution needs to disclose what they're gonna use, usually this is reserved until the last second

Also 1 mil docs isn't poo poo

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm going insane

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Cool I have insomnia now

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Ross DaouThot posted:

just saw on normienews that RFK’s granddaughter killed herself, at age 22? of apparent overdose? did she know too much to be able to handle it? was she going to spill beans?? what do you want from me god

So she would have been 11 or so during epsteins prime activities? Great

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/bridgietherease/status/1157397478808928257

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Red Minjo posted:

Pizzagate wasn't real just because all of the elites are pedos.

They did not hide out in the basement of a pizzeria that doesn't have a basement
Cheese Pizza is only code for child porn on the loving website that pushed pizzagate hardest, none of the other code phrases are real
It is absolutely not the case that Donald John Trump is the only moral elite, working to bring down the conspiracy of pedos instead of being one
Pizzagate didn't even exist until long after everyone already had a pretty good idea about what the deal with Epstein was

Cool now tell us what the pizza related map on a napkin is about

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Wait who's the Nickelodeon guy

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Taintrunner posted:

foot fetosh pedo speaking of which



Nah I mean who's the co founder that rode the express who hired Schneider

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Thom12255 posted:

Did Trump or Clinton do it lol

Matt groening

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm supposed to be going on vacation right now and I'm just yelling about Epstein

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Dyncorp is honestly one of the most disturbing pieces in this whole hosed up puzzle

I never really understood the tail number thing. Is that super rare or something to have a shared one between a chopper and a plane

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

babypolis posted:

one interesting aspect of this that hasnt been explored yet is why did epstein allow himself to be captured? he could have easily fled just as maxwell did. was he simply too arrogant to see what was going or did something else happen?

I think this one is pretty simple - epsteins lawyers hosed up on the original agreement and neither they nor he realized he could get arrested by a separate fed office. He had an agreement with "the government" but case law said this only meant the Florida office and for the first time in history a rich guy got trapped by ridiculous pro govt legalese

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Honestly though really wondering what they were looking for scuba diving off of pedo island

That happening is one of the few completely inexplicable things about all this, up there with why did barrs dad hire Epstein in the first place and who was Acosta referring to when saying Epstein was an Intel asset

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Turtle Sandbox posted:

It ends by saying America bounced back better than ever and then lists a bunch of brands and products like xbox and twitter as the proof.

The Nintendo products are a great touch

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Vashro posted:

Who is number one??

Lee Harvey Oswald

Honestly epstein is the most important prisoner all time since at best Oswald would have been able to take down some fbi/CIA handlers at best through testimony

comedyblissoption posted:

there are very obvious co-conspirators not charged of any crime lmao the fbi is only going to pedo island to cover everything up and hold it as blackmail

the bizarre thing is why did the fbi go after epstein in the first place? a rogue group?

I think it was a combo of the excellent reporting from that one Miami herald lady with the sdny office wanting to take down Trump when it was obvious that Mueller wouldn't. The herald reports either inspired them or gave them cover to get aggressive with Epstein without it looking like it was going after Trump directly

mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 02:32 on Aug 17, 2019

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Orbis Tertius posted:

the repeated comparisons to bland across multiple outlets is pretty fuckin weird not gonna lie

I'm reading it as the writers trying to tell everyone they aren't allowed to say it was a murder when it was and that's why this comparison keeps being made

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Ace of Baes posted:

Jeffrey Epstein signed a will 2 days before his suicide. Except we know it isn't a suicide because of the bones that we're broken. But why did he sign a will two days before his murder? Why was he being brought children to gently caress and in a great mood? If he signed the will because he knew he was gonna get killed it seems like he'd be at least a little bummed out. I still think he's alive, and the will was part of the fake suicide body swap which he was in on. It was to help make it look like a suicide.

His brother was made the sole beneficiary and also the one to identify/claim the body

I'm on board with body swap to avoid dead man's switch with the brother being in on it

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Bulgakov posted:

what good is an alive epstein, except in a q world “trump rushed him to germany to protect him from clinton assasins before they could rub out his testimony” theory?

Dead man's switch that he didn't give up under assault by the roid cop

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Stairmaster posted:

Has the CIA decided we're getting too close to the truth?

It's obviously the mossad

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Epstein is alive and hanging out with tupac and biggie

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Perry Mason Jar posted:

re: spooky religions

I don't think Peoples Temple was an op, but I'm crack pinged enough to think the FBI poisoned everyone at Jonestown. You're going to tell me the US Government would ever allow an explicitly communist religion that emphasized racial equality to set up a small city? Is it more likely they got murdered by the rabidly anti-communist government or the communist racial equality group was a suicide cult? If anyone wants to redpill me on Jonestown and also Waco while we're at it, please do

What's their even to redpill about waco, the feds "lost" half the door they used as evidence to show the branch davidians fired first , plus the whole driving the apc around on the rubble while everyone burned to death

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Bulgakov posted:

the surviving waco baby has logged on


(idk that whole situation is insane )

Here's a 20 year old article on it that makes it pretty obvious what happened

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2000-08-18/78306/


And then you have the fire burning for a while, the whole press being alerted for the initial raid, the apc smashing poo poo, etc



Waco and Ruby ridge were both insane fuckups by the govt , Ruby ridge was honestly worse since a FBI sniper killed a mom who was doing nothing but holding her baby


I'm down to hear some cool OKC theories but honestly it seems pretty straightforward there - McVeigh and Nichols read Turner diaries, saw the feds doing their poo poo and figured they could fight back against civilians. And hell, they were right because now the feds handle stuff like the Bundy family super cautiously with minimal bloodshed and then they all get off at trial anyways

mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 13:29 on Aug 21, 2019

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