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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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The Saucer Hovers posted:

killing a kennedy is just one of many ways he tried to replicate his fathers legacy :c00lbutt:

Maybe W only killed JFK Jr. because JFK Jr. tried to kill HW? Pretty sure that was the rationale for invading iraq anyway

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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nut posted:

has anyone tried this?



no, Hillary Clinton's evil eye is telling me I can't, she'll see me

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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The Saucer Hovers posted:

:monocle:

and they all jacked off in the same coffin

They were just big Wilhelm Reich fans

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Suplex Liberace posted:

Wtf is fat puberty?

I think it's a FUPA

edit: or a gunt, if you prefer

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Riot Bimbo posted:

Acting is a profession that atbits highest level is entirely about the artificial cultivation of an image and identity that doesnt remotely map onto real life and like if you worship a public persona you ultimately worship a hollow and false God lol

jesus

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Mola Yam posted:

the poo poo in Palestine made me randomly remember this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bombing_of_the_Chinese_embassy_in_Belgrade


the only CIA bombing in the whole campaign, and oopsie-daisy! what a comedy of errors! haha, absolutely not trying to put any nascent china-us political thaw back on ice for a decade!

you don't understand there were a couple of medecins sans frontiers doctors trying to save brown people from dying in that embassy

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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abolish real estate imo

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Happy Thread posted:

oh by the way that is the person who owns AMC

lol

oh then give them money I guess heh stonks

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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MysteriousStranger posted:

McAfee you nutty bastard

I heard he was more briny

edit: above post would have been funnier if he bragged about reintroducing syphilis to Cuba

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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gradenko_2000 posted:

He's seen the documents, folks

he typed them up himself he just doesn't remember doing it

probably how a lot of the bible and poo poo was written too really

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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59 and 80 huh, what a huge surprise this must have been for her

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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what is the DEAL with child stars named Drake

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Tempora Mutantur posted:

my god... male models...

yo where

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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drat I had no idea tig notaro sucks so hard this thread is finally producing practical information

edit: gently caress I just realized someone lied about me shoving them in a police report, only it was the police themselves lying and the charges were dropped without me having to do a drat thing because of how obviously they were lying :tinfoil:

I guess the police just like to lie everywhere about everything all the time, gee I wonder why that blue line is shrinking

edit 2: oh my god I kept reading

Private Cumshoe has issued a correction as of 04:27 on Aug 13, 2021

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Fried Watermelon posted:

If it didn't work in Afghanistan then what are the chances it will work at home lol

They think I'm slow because I'm from Caaaanada ehh??

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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What's the deal with that movie Jon Stewart made is Gael Garcia Bernal hot in it or what

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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biotech entrepreneur

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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which inoculation is the one that gives you a big pus zit at the injection site? is that tuberculosis?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Perry Mason Jar posted:

I thought this was a joke. That's... very stupid.

:yeah:

well the timing is convenient given the publicity of

the lawsuit between ScarJo and Disney

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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maybe it's just a stubborn fart? are they too paranoid to fart maybe? blow their cover by blowin'?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Organic Lube User posted:

My wife just put on a documentary about how Bob Ross had CIA handlers wtf

were they cute?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Leon Panetta deadass said after rambling bullshit on afghanistan something along the lines of "the bottom line is: the war on terror must not end"

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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I'm cool with trading the mandatory testing or vaccination regime for the abolition of drug testing for nearly all jobs that aren't involved with heavy machinery but that will never happen and no it's not creeping fascism it's been as fascist as it's ever been which is 100% but god forbid giving up an iota of liberty is for something constructive for once

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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the gently caress was that even about lol

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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yeah ok so will you help me convince the americans to abolish drug testing and drug prohibition in exchange for getting rid of the vaccine and testing thing too? I thought my intentions were clear, in fact if we could get more drugs in society and more people who are too stupid to get vaccinated on their own to die things will get better for everyone

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Not very convincing with your own asterisk there on who's allowed to work and do drugs, I guess we are both equally fascist

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Sorry I didn't include a rant about banks to show that we really don't disagree on this issue whatsoever, but I guess I'm the one derailing the epstein in this way sorry folks

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Oh babycakes, that wasn't the issue I was saying we agreed on

Also just so you're not confused I didn't read most of the rant about AIG or w/e but I'm just going to say I 100% agree with you there to save you some typing

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Atrocious Joe posted:

Especially when countries like China has eradicated COVID.


Well I'm convinced!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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All those left behind in afghanistan are students, ngo people (doctors and nursed probably I bet!), helpful local translators and Definitely No Spooks or opportunists, Biden has b l o o d on his hands

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Her best photo op that totally wasn't staged was the meanie face at joe manchin being a big meanie when they were doing sensible legislating together

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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gardasil turns people into sluts, it's all part of the Great Bimbofication Plan

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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it was better than annie hall and star wars should have won

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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That's extremely suspect, bankers are known for not sharing

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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how else are you going to get the info you need for max adrenochrome harvesting

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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women sure do their hair haha

It's Tulsi in disguise, this was the reason we've needed to keep masks a thing

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

I know that I'm not CIA, and I'm pretty sure my wife isn't, but beyond that I can't be sure.

That's what a spook would say

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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No I would never mistake you for intelligence I'm just saying they WOULD say that because they like to clown around!

The spooks that is

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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what are covid perverts? are people getting their neg covid holes pozzed?

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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What's the point of a trial can't this whole thing just be explained to the public by making some kind of Hollywood film about everyone being blackmailed a la Clue or do we just not have a cast that talented any more to pull it off

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