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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


lmao what in the gently caress

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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

AnEdgelord posted:

My question is who is behind the trial. Why dredge this out into the spotlight when there is so much potential for collateral damage? Epstein and his crimes could easily have been relegated to plausible conspiracy theory rather than a national news story.

I know that the FBI hasnt turned into the revolutionary vanguard overnight so who stands to gain from all this?

maybe it was just a good person trying to do the right thin.... bahahahahahahaha ahahashdfsdf

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

guestimate posted:

Granted I'm a middle aged woman but I still don't get this supposed obsession by so many rich guys for sex with young kids.
Being honest here- its extremely deviant behavior

These vast networks and rings
Isn't this kinda unlikely?

i mean the catholic church exists so anything is possible if you think about it

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


lol

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKT9OOkqDTs

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


seems weird to keep refering to the pedophile defender guy as sir but go off popehat

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i want this to resolve itself in like.. a week. tops. but I know it will be probably 5 or so years and also nothing will happen

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

the official US government line on the JFK assassination is that there was a conspiracy so...

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Report: Jeffrey Epstein Saved by Ex-Cop Cellmate Charged with Quadruple Murder

so now the official story is that his cellmate SAVED jeffery!!! folks we are being gaslit!

so he choked himself? is that the story now, that rules

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Shear Modulus posted:

doesnt a conspiracy by definition require more than one person and the official story is oswald acted entirely alone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_Select_Committee_on_Assassinations#Conclusions

he fired the shot, but there were other people involved, and they concluded it might have been mob ties but couldn't prove anything. anyways it was probably CIA/Mob working together

quote:

The committee believes, on the basis of the evidence available to it, that Kennedy was probably assassinated as a result of a conspiracy. The committee was unable to identify the other gunmen or the extent of the conspiracy.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Epstein simply held his breath until he died. nothing to see here

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Darkman Fanpage posted:

who the gently caress do you think they work for you dumbass? pinkerton and cops do not exist independent of the rich and powerful, they exist at the behest of.

alright let's try to remain civil with each other in this difficult time

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Al! posted:

So the Epstein suicide attempt happened, but wasn't real because he didn't actually want to kill himself. But since the fake suicide almost worked the guards should have believed it was real (though somehow you know it wasn't) and therefore should have had him on suicide watch... to prevent the suicide that just happened... that you don't believe was a suicide.

Remember kids evidence against your conspiracy theory is just evidence there's a conspiracy.

Edit: and all of this based on Twitter rumors and unconfirmed, incomplete reports.

first attempt was also a hit that failed, and he was never on suicide watch to begin with! conspiracy still makes sense

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


alright I'm anti jacobin now

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Al! posted:

im copy-pasting the opinion of one actually

do not toy with my emotions right now!!!!

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Jose posted:

has anyone considered that epstein killed himself as a final troll to the world/his victims because he knew it'd all be conspiracy theories

no he was killed by a cabal of global elite pedophiles

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1160191016726609920

lol even the krug is on board with conspiracy

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


weird that he did an exaggerated wink and finger quotes when he said failure

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


(something happens here) ah well, i guess this happened in russia

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

gh0stpinballa posted:

it's gonna turn out epstein was the one making those suspicious put option trades in the weeks leading up to 9/11 isn't it

yes yes please god yes

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

my current working theory is epstein ran the CIA's slush fund which was used to fund off the books ops that would have the added benefit of affecting world markets, including Saudi ops like 911

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

this guy has been video taping the island with a drone for months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCGF4cH9t6SgF5e4OELMbDjg

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

video unavailable

im pinging like ricochet rabbit

i can't get it to post right, here's a single video you can find the rest from there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPoohlcHNkE

^^ i've been posting here since 1981


lol the first comment

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Donald Hughes is in there? Jesus christ

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

that tweet actually just willed "Steve Jail" into existence, retconning reality

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Victory Position posted:

I'm having a hard time connecting it to anything because Kubrick was like a million years old when he shuffled off

he was 70 dawg, not that old. probably not a conspiracy, but hell, why not at this point

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


okay, so they do have camera footage. well,

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1161755918876467201

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

the first essay in this book:
https://www.amazon.com/Against-Everything-Essays-Mark-Greif/dp/1101971746

is about how our culture encourages sexualizing childhood and while being simultaneously repulsed by it. good book if you're into critical essays

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

what's the quickest resource to crack ping a group of people right now about this

This stuff about him winning the Oklahoma lottery is what really broke my brain

Edit: here https://medium.com/@nathanielhebert/did-jeffrey-epstein-win-the-oklahoma-powerball-lottery-july-2-2008-d23d2b0933e5

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Lmao okay it was there a second ago I swear to god

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


What the gently caress

Read the whole thing

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1161791542564179968

Karl Barks has issued a correction as of 01:30 on Aug 15, 2019

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Ace of Baes posted:

why do you think all the right wing outlets are pushing a body swap by Trump to prosecute him in safety, because what actually happened is they swapped him because someone powerful enough wants him alive, they're worried about a deadmans switch, or just general rules of the cabal they're all part of, he was in a good mood before his "death" because he knew he was gonna be fine

hmm I don't think so. he's definitely dead

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Jeffrey Epstein is the lesson we learned along the way

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


honestly kind of cool he's verified

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

okay so i read the post article and it doesn't really make it clear how the gently caress a NY Post photographer randomly found her at an In-and-out in LA??

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


tbh I find it hard to believe even Drake has 220 million to blow on a plane

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

(pathologist removes cover from epsteins groin) yep. just as I suspected. serious case of Egg Dick

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

if you hold the Egg Dick in your hand a certain way, it's actually impossible to crush, due to it's egg shape

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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

quote:

Guards on their morning rounds found Mr. Epstein at about 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, prison officials said. He appeared to have tied a bedsheet to the top of a set of bunk beds, then knelt toward the floor with enough force that he broke several bones in his neck, officials said.

COME ON!!!!!!!!

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