Klyith posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/19/nyregion/epstein-prison-guards-arrested.html There hasn't been a successful suicide in that prison, previously to Epstein, in like 14 years.
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Klyith posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/19/nyregion/epstein-prison-guards-arrested.html Nah, he was murdered by an assassin on behalf of the rich and powerful and they're trying to scapegoat the guards they bribed.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 18:05 |
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Maybe he was like the Michael Jordan of suicide.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 18:07 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:There hasn't been a successful suicide in that prison, previously to Epstein, in like 14 years.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe he was like the Michael Jordan of suicide. 6'6, black and had a gambling problem?
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 18:11 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe he was like the Michael Jordan of suicide. Star of at least one kid friendly film?
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 18:19 |
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Zidrooner posted:Nah, he was murdered by an assassin on behalf of the rich and powerful and they're trying to scapegoat the guards they bribed. lol at those guards thinking they're going to live to spend their bribe money
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 18:22 |
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phasmid posted:lol at those guards thinking they're going to live to spend their bribe money You dont necessarily even need to bribe the guards if you can arrange for two lazy, dishonest fuckups to be on Epstein duty. Now they'll take the fall, and they know nothing.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 18:34 |
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Appreciate the subtle thread title change
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 18:36 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:There hasn't been a successful suicide in that prison, previously to Epstein, in like 14 years. For most of those 14 years they probably had the funding to avoid guards working 16 hour shifts and sleeping for most of the night? Trump destroying the systems of government with lunatic policies and re-directing all funding into his wall is part of a conspiracy, yes, but it isn't the pedo conspiracy.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 19:13 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Conspiracy theory always reverts back to antisemitism because antisemitism is the original conspiracy theory. The other epstein thread has developed a discourse about the “cabal” that epstein served and god drat even the most basic vocabulary emerges out of jew hatred. It’s inescapable even if you’re trying. Epstein being jewish probably doesn't help the matter. And at least the Epstein being a Mossad agent theory is just coming out now. It took months and a half dozen conspiracy theories before the jews got dragged into it. Progress!
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Heath posted:Appreciate the subtle thread title change
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Klyith posted:For most of those 14 years they probably had the funding to avoid guards working 16 hour shifts and sleeping for most of the night? yes it is. it's all the same poo poo. it's not just trump that's responsible either. neoliberal austerity funnels wealth to the top to aid and abet pedophilia, drone strikes in the middle east, and coups in south America
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Gay Horney posted:yes it is. it's all the same poo poo. it's not just trump that's responsible either. neoliberal austerity funnels wealth to the top to aid and abet pedophilia, drone strikes in the middle east, and coups in south America The halls of power are filled with guys like this: https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/19/mueller-witness-george-nader-accused-of-transporting-boy-for-sex-porn.html quote:George Nader, a key witness in special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe, has been charged in a new federal indictment with transporting a 14-year-old boy for sex two decades ago, child pornography and carrying obscene materials into the United States. A pedo who donated millions to Clinton then later donated millions to Trump and keeps getting caught up in political machinations JK Fresco fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Dec 7, 2019 |
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Zidrooner posted:Nah, he was murdered by an assassin on behalf of the rich and powerful and they're trying to scapegoat the guards they bribed.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 19:45 |
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Note that the crime was committed 20 years ago but he's only being prosecuted for it now after he pissed off Trump by testifying in the Mueller hearings
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 19:46 |
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Kaincypher posted:Epstein being jewish probably doesn't help the matter. And at least the Epstein being a Mossad agent theory is just coming out now. It took months and a half dozen conspiracy theories before the jews got dragged into it. Progress!
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EA Sports posted:bunch of mossad fans itt.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 23:08 |
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Kazak posted:The only credible suicide explanation is that his contacts in finance and intelligence told him to kill himself pronto or face a much worse fate Sunswipe posted:I think that's probably what happened. Explains why he was locked up with that psycho roided up cop who beat the poo poo out of him. That was the warning, then he gets told "You can either kill yourself or the next guy we lock you up with beats you to death." this is the most likely explanation imo that prison hadn't had a successful suicide in 14 years, and they had arguably the most high-profile prisoner in the country on suicide watch. If the powers that be wanted to keep Epstein alive in spite of himself, he'd definitely be alive right now. Which means they wanted him dead. The same people who purposefully bunked him with the psycho cop later gave him an ultimatum and waived off his sitter detail one way or another.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:18 |
yeah, i'm totally willing to believe epstein performed an act that caused his life to end, but as ridiculous as the sentence looks when you put the words all next to each other, that's not the same as killing himself in this context someone basically walked by and tossed a noose in his cell with a little tch-tchk fingergun wink
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Kazak posted:The only credible suicide explanation is that his contacts in finance and intelligence told him to kill himself pronto or face a much worse fate The only credible suicide explanation is that he had both osteoporosis and hulk strength megaleap legs And he didn't
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:35 |
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I remember in one of the Bill the Galactic Hero books, there was a chapter where Bill gets framed for murder and put into a prison holding cell on a spaceship. The guards strongly imply he should kill himself before facing judgement and inevitably torturous death, right before they put him in the cell. He is provided his prison clothing and wonders why it includes a sturdy leather belt with a well worn final hole. Then he notices there’s a hook welded into the ceiling exactly the size of a belt hole. This was a science fiction comedy series for teenagers. ———— Personally, I wonder if there are different pedo cabals based on region or profession. Like, is Geffen the head of a west coast/showbiz group, while Epstein was east coast/politics, the Franklin bank is Midwest/finance, etc. Or is it one massive global conspiracy, like SPECTRE?
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oshit we cspam??Klyith posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/19/nyregion/epstein-prison-guards-arrested.html o poo poo does someone actually believe epstein comitted suicide?? oh gently caress!!
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red19fire posted:Personally, I wonder if there are different pedo cabals based on region or profession. Like, is Geffen the head of a west coast/showbiz group, while Epstein was east coast/politics, the Franklin bank is Midwest/finance, etc. nah none of these people have the competency to talk to each other, they just move according to their whims behind the curtain and have enough common interests that it only looks like conspiracy
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Klyith posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/19/nyregion/epstein-prison-guards-arrested.html In the jail, where employees are charged with falsifying records, THOSE records are actually correct?
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:25 |
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There is some deduction you can apply; you can’t necessarily hide deaths, so is it better for the prison for them to be murders, or suicides?
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:39 |
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If the Wire is anything to go by, any death that even vaguely looks like a suicide will be reported as a suicide because guards don’t want to deal with the paperwork. Also I forgot the first season of Ray Donovan has him explicitly warning someone not to let any execs in the music industry ‘mess around’ with their teenage singer son. It’s so weird how ‘boomers in ________ industry are child predators’ has been internalized and treated as an open secret.
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Gay Horney posted:yes it is. it's all the same poo poo. it's not just trump that's responsible either. neoliberal austerity funnels wealth to the top to aid and abet pedophilia, drone strikes in the middle east, and coups in south America Trump actually signed an EO that freezed hiring at federal prisons, and was directly the reason why all the guards end up working crazy OT and sleeping on the job. Which would be absolutely classic Trump: Mr. Magoo'ing his way into killing one of his biggest threats through the big brain business sense of cutting corners.
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red19fire posted:Also I forgot the first season of Ray Donovan has him explicitly warning someone not to let any execs in the music industry ‘mess around’ with their teenage singer son. It’s so weird how ‘boomers in ________ industry are child predators’ has been internalized and treated as an open secret. Anyone who works with or has children would do well to remember that. In my view, no one should ever be alone with a child (besides parents), especially a younger one. Teachers should have aides, two people and multiple children for a bathroom break. During a doctor's visit a family member should be present 100% of the time. Sometimes it will be unavoidable (babysitting for example), but vigilance and mandatory reporting go a long way towards stopping abuse.
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 19:53 |
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lol that this thread got reopened once grandpa mod saw something on the CNN that he recognized
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The Butcher posted:I did this once while incredibly hosed up on MDMA, and I was very apologetic about it, and didn't even do a sex crime at all. But he fought in W A R ! He overdosed on precious hormones because of massive and highly impressive male physical exertion during W A R !
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 22:28 |
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Rhesus Pieces posted:that prison hadn't had a successful suicide in 14 years, and they had arguably the most high-profile prisoner in the country on suicide watch. If the powers that be wanted to keep Epstein alive in spite of himself, he'd definitely be alive right now. Which means they wanted him dead. They couldn't afford to have a guy literally sitting there watching the most high-profile criminal in the country. It's a drat shame, but c'est la vie!
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 22:51 |
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GORDON posted:They couldn't afford to have a guy literally sitting there watching the most high-profile criminal in the country. The president got arrested? New one on me.
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 22:53 |
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Loudly, as they perform for the cameras: "Ok, we're going to leave Epstein secure in his cell, now. We have all this awesome surveillance to keep him from killing himself." Makes voice softer: "Oh then." Voice trails off: "Byeeeee....." Then they turn off the cameras and let him get murdered, probably. That's probably how it went down.
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 22:54 |
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This thread never should have been closed
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 22:56 |
the epstein thread didn't close itself
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Patware posted:the epstein thread didn't close itself
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Space Camp fuckup posted:lol that this thread got reopened once grandpa mod saw something on the CNN that he recognized Wtf you on about? Someone, I believe the op, pmd me as was asked if new poo poo came up. Evil Agita posted:This thread never should have been closed It was noxious slapfighting.
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