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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

ban anyone who speaks against my beautiful large assed son imo

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I would unironically be down for a bunting derby

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Intruder posted:

look at this guy who doesn't want to watch vlad sock dongs

crazy how many of these weirdos there are, too

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
I predict Pete wins

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
"you've been used to playing in front of 50,000 people"

lol not Matt Chapman

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Pancakes posted:

I predict Pete wins

and then he dies

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Pancakes posted:

I predict Pete wins

Me too, but pretty much anyone's good

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Joc is as bad at hitting dongs as his parents are at naming children.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
If someone laid down a bunt during the homerun derby I would forever love them

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
These camera views and layouts suuuuuuuck

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
These kids cant field for poo poo

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Big Mean Jerk posted:

These camera views and layouts suuuuuuuck

yeah this is loving dire

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Pancakes posted:

Joc is as bad at hitting dongs as his parents are at naming children.

can't expect much from ann coulter

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Not the most auspicious start lol

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Popete posted:

If someone laid down a bunt during the homerun derby I would forever love them

yeah if i was sure to lose i'd bunt

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i would love for literally any other network but ESPN to do coverage because this poo poo is so terrible

I HAVE A GIANT SCREEN BUT LAMOST HALF OF IT IS loving GRAPHICS



argh

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
How is it so hard to show a zoomed out view of dingers? Zoomed in shots of the ball on half the screen don't show poo poo.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Gonna be real depressing when Bregman gets knocked out by a dude who couldn't hit a HR for half the time

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Why even bother with the loving split screen? Just, I dunno, shoot it like a normal game where you get to see the swing and the drat homer?!?

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

if this pitcher was a lefty Joc wouldve struck out by now

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Joc is here to jam now

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Why is ESPN so terminally averse to good presentation or camera work?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I wanna see someone whiff on a BP swing

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Why even bother with the loving split screen? Just, I dunno, shoot it like a normal game where you get to see the swing and the drat homer?!?

To normalize this bullshit split screen ad time.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Joc as underwhelming as a Dodger team in the world series thank you for reading my mlb.com comment

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
ESPN never actually cared about the game on the field and it has never been more on display than right now.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Zyla posted:

i would love for literally any other network but ESPN to do coverage because this poo poo is so terrible

I HAVE A GIANT SCREEN BUT LAMOST HALF OF IT IS loving GRAPHICS



argh

Turn your monitor off

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Welp, RIP Bregman

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


The layout is so loving bad I hate it

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Pretty good bounce back for Pederson.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
"Ouch my swing! I think I broke it"

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
He had like 4 after two minutes and ends with 17 and 30 seconds left to go

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Wow Joc just loving exploded after his first couple minutes, goddamn.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Joc Pederson, HRD Champion Somehow

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



good lord

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Im the slow motion shot of Pederson hitting one then immediately grabbing his dick

vincentpricesboner
Sep 3, 2006

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Joc is 100% going to be injured or in a slump after this.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

they should force the hitters to hit shirtless :colbert:

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
that was actually pretty crazy, good stuff Joc

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
What was that stuff on his neck?

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