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Sometimes I like to go out and run the trails that are near my house. It's nice, I usually go in the morning when no one is on the trail and typically it's a quiet pleasing trip through the woods. This morning while I was out I came around a corner and scared the crapola out of two gals who were coming up the trail the opposite direction. Like, they did the whole jump and yell thing and to be fair I could understand. It was a blind corner and by the time they saw me I was basically right on top of them, just some dude wearing a black sweatshirt with the hood up breathing heavily and running. I laugh a little and wave hi as I go to pass them. Then for some reason one of the women, apologizing for yelling, says "Sorry but we're all alone out here." As I continued on I get to thinking, well yeah, of course you're all alone out here, we all are. Then I start to realize that if indeed I was some kind of crazy woods murderer running down the trail looking to sate the voice in my head chanting KILL KILL KILL then wouldn't telling me that they were all alone be a silly thing to do? Like, if someone was actually predatoring around the forest why in sweet gently caress would you tell them you are all alone. I mean, it seems like it'd make more sense to tell someone that you are part of a larger group or something. I don't know. Maybe like imply that you have a gun or something? Discuss.
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Jul 9, 2019 01:32
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Nah
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Jul 9, 2019 01:36
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They wanted company dude. You missed out on hanging out with a couple of ladies and maybe more.
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Jul 9, 2019 01:37
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Why are you still fantasizing about attacking these women?
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Jul 9, 2019 01:39
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Why are you still fantasizing about attacking these women? That's an extremely good question.
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Jul 9, 2019 01:43
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Maybe they didn’t want to come across as dicks for freaking out idk. You should have offered to comfort them. 
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Jul 9, 2019 01:46
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Should have killed them, missed ur chance they wanted to die probably
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Jul 9, 2019 01:47
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BrownieVK posted:Should have killed them, missed ur chance they wanted to die probably See, now I feel bad.
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Jul 9, 2019 01:47
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I ran into a deer once. The stupid thing jumped right out of the bushes into me both going nearly full speed. It hurt and I spun around, but I think I won
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Jul 9, 2019 01:48
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Lap why you do this
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Jul 9, 2019 01:49
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Lap why you do this Mostly compulsion.
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Jul 9, 2019 01:52
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It's entirely normal to ask yourself this. It's a socially awkward situation that you became aware of and reflected on. I'll bet the runner who said that to you, at some point, thought about this brief moment and went 'pfft .. The hell did I say that for?' The thing is... That's ALL it is. Hanging onto it is a bit much, should you let yourself, op. ... Like this. ... So don't.
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Jul 9, 2019 01:56
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They're not alone though, they have each other. How the frick many women need to be in the same place for them to not be alone??
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Jul 9, 2019 02:06
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Big Beef City posted:It's entirely normal to ask yourself this. I'm taking notes in my "IMPORTANT HAPPENINGS" steno-pad so I never forget. 
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Jul 9, 2019 02:09
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i always ride my bike with headphones and sometimes im on trails i shouldnt be on and dumb rear end dog walkers yell things at me i have no idea what they are saying lmao
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Jul 9, 2019 02:15
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One time I walked into a Subway and there was a small 16 year old girl working the whole place by herself. I asked her if she was the only one there and she said yes. I told her in the future that she should probably tell whoever that there’s definitely other people here in the back.
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Jul 9, 2019 02:17
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iddqd posted:One time I walked into a Subway and there was a small 16 year old girl working the whole place by herself. I asked her if she was the only one there and she said yes. Did you then wink at her? Why did you ask that question in the first place?
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Jul 9, 2019 02:20
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Why you gotta terrify children iddqd?
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Jul 9, 2019 02:22
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Why did you ask that question in the first place? This is also a really good question.
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Jul 9, 2019 02:23
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You don't get it Lap. They're saying that because they killed the third person they were jogging with. They were trying to give you an alibi when they get caught next week.
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Jul 9, 2019 02:25
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Literally A Person posted:Mostly compulsion. Love you * kisses a confusing part of the body but it’s authentic*
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Jul 9, 2019 02:26
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nullEntityRNG posted:You don't get it Lap. They're saying that because they killed the third person they were jogging with. They were trying to give you an alibi when they get caught next week. I was wondering what that stench was... HugeGrossBurrito posted:* kisses a confusing part of the body but it’s authentic* You mean my FUNNY BONE!!!! 
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Jul 9, 2019 02:30
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Literally A Person posted:I was wondering what that stench was... Yeah girl
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Jul 9, 2019 02:34
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Devils Affricate posted:They're not alone though, they have each other. How the frick many women need to be in the same place for them to not be alone?? No number of rabbits will feel safe against the wolf.
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Jul 9, 2019 02:46
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Chomp8645 posted:No number of rabbits will feel safe against the wolf. I feel like the women would have been less scared if I didn't have this tattooed on my forehead.
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Jul 9, 2019 02:47
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Voted 1. I was hoping for a thread about pooping in someone's yard during your run. Need more poop stories. 
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Jul 9, 2019 03:06
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Did you then wink at her? Why did you ask that question in the first place? Eh, when I'm working alone at my deli people ask me that all the time. They're usually looking to sympathize or compliment me and I don't think it was any different there.
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Jul 9, 2019 03:37
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Went for a run today as well OP. Didn't see anything cool but it's good to go running and I hope your abs also get tight and horny
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Jul 9, 2019 03:41
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Sounds like you met a dumb person for a brief amount of time
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Jul 9, 2019 03:43
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this never happens to me op because i’m handsome and don’t run with a hood up during the summer
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Jul 9, 2019 03:44
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I went for my lunchtime tox walk today down by the lake. I didn’t rape scare anyone. E didn’t meet anyone
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Jul 9, 2019 03:48
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Burt Sexual posted:I went for my lunchtime tox walk today down by the lake. I didn’t rape scare anyone. Should I be like blowing a whistle or something? Macnult posted:this never happens to me op because i’m handsome and don’t run with a hood up during the summer How you gonna get your sweat on without a hood? Foolish, goon. Foolish. dr.acula posted:Sounds like you met a dumb person for a brief amount of time and/or those two ladies met a dumb person. Either way really. LabyaMynora posted:Voted 1. I was hoping for a thread about pooping in someone's yard during your run. I will keep this in mind for my next "Went for a run today..." thread. Thank you for the constructive criticism. ArtIsResistance posted:Went for a run today as well OP. Didn't see anything cool but it's good to go running and I hope your abs also get tight and horny 
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Jul 9, 2019 04:47
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Literally A Person posted:How you gonna get your sweat on without a hood? Foolish, goon. Foolish. I don't even wear a shirt when I run. My body attains a thin film of water that I use to evade any predators I may encounter on my run, such as snakes or fat people who tell me to put on a shirt
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Jul 9, 2019 04:50
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ArtIsResistance posted:I don't even wear a shirt when I run. My body attains a thin film of water that I use to evade any predators I may encounter on my run, such as snakes or fat people who tell me to put on a shirt Shameful. It's not trail running unless you are wearing a full space suit.
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Jul 9, 2019 04:53
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i wear a madea style fatsuit
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Jul 9, 2019 04:53
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Actually, wondering how they may have reacted if I was running in a space suit. Like, maybe they'd salute and thank me for my service to SPACEFORCE ONE.
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Jul 9, 2019 04:54
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I don't caery a gun while running but I do while hiking
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Jul 9, 2019 05:17
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JK Fresco posted:I don't caery a gun while running but I do while hiking I have the same rule for chastity belts.
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Jul 9, 2019 05:21
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there's always a falsely intimate acquaintanceship/friendship between walkers and joggers on park trails ("hi") that doesn't seem to obtain anywhere else and that i find slightly weird. there's a pseudo-confessionalism to the op's encounter--a divulging of the self--indulged in by both parties, that seems of a piece with this. e: the false friendliness is almost certainly to disguise and/or assuage the essential reality, which is that strangers are most dangerous when you are out in the wilderness. people are more open and communicative in these circumstances to gauge and draw out who they're dealing with. but this might or might not be a good general strategy. Zane fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jul 9, 2019 |
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Jul 9, 2019 05:27
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I like to show hikers and runners my magic face mask. It lets you travel to the future!
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