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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I just took a piss using one of those fancy urinals with a screen on top showing some product ads. One was a whisky ad with a whisky stream being poured on some ice and the stream perfectly lined up with the flow of piss hitting the urinal underneath. Then the slogan came up saying "GREAT TASTE". There was a whisky logo in the corner throughout the whole thing. Who the gently caress greenlit advertising an edible product like this?

Anyway, use this thread to post other stupid advertising things you saw or whatever.

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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

on my way to work there is a giant spray painted penis in black across a shop's wall. inscribed underneath is the phrase BLACK COCK DOWN.

it's either graffiti or some sort of campaign for a movie

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Palpek posted:

I just took a piss using one of those fancy urinals with a screen on top showing some product ads. One was a whisky ad with a whisky stream being poured on some ice and the stream perfectly lined up with the flow of piss hitting the urinal underneath. Then the slogan came up saying "GREAT TASTE". There was a whisky logo in the corner throughout the whole thing. Who the gently caress greenlit advertising an edible product like this?

Anyway, use this thread to post other stupid advertising things you saw or whatever.

What I'm getting here is you can piss whiskey?

What you doing this weekend?

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaHLMTm0rD0

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

on my way to work there is a giant spray painted penis in black across a shop's wall. inscribed underneath is the phrase BLACK COCK DOWN.

it's either graffiti or some sort of campaign for a movie

rise up

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

on my way to work there is a giant spray painted penis in black across a shop's wall. inscribed underneath is the phrase BLACK COCK DOWN.

it's either graffiti or some sort of campaign for a movie

Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first load goes past your head, politics and all that poo poo just goes right out the window

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
Heineken did not one but two piss-based ads years ago.
https://www.adforum.com/creative-work/ad/player/22544/urinal/heineken
I can't find the other one, but it was just a guy pissing for a really long time while several other people came in, pissed, left, then the phrase "Heineken reaches the parts other beers cannot reach".

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

roomforthetuna posted:

Heineken did not one but two piss-based ads years ago.
https://www.adforum.com/creative-work/ad/player/22544/urinal/heineken
I can't find the other one, but it was just a guy pissing for a really long time while several other people came in, pissed, left, then the phrase "Heineken reaches the parts other beers cannot reach".

Heineken Piss Reach Around would be a good user name

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I worked for a dude who grew up during the depression and listened to Rush Limbaugh and got senile. When Obama was elected Rush decided that the economy was failing so the company owner sent out flyers that started out "In these dire economic times..." and suggested that the receiver of said advertising should save the flyer for the future, when they could afford to spend money.

Unsurprisingly we didn't get a whole lot of responses on that one.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ

Vato
Jan 14, 2018


I became a member of those forums cuz of this guy.

PEPPAR BARRR

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35RytZ63fBw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZatG1LBFDE

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Maybe it's common knowledge, but for some reason I know those things are called spongemonkeys and I have no idea how or when these memories were planted in my brain.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Maybe it's common knowledge, but for some reason I know those things are called spongemonkeys and I have no idea how or when these memories were planted in my brain.
I would bet somewhere around 100 percent of this website knows what they are, and anyone who says they don't is lying.

And about 100 percent of them were already over it when the Quiznos commercials happened and our parents found out. Except for the mods, who are all our parents.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Maybe it's common knowledge, but for some reason I know those things are called spongemonkeys and I have no idea how or when these memories were planted in my brain.

rathergood.com is the guy who made them. :)

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i worked in a hollywood video in a strip mall with a quiznos when that came out, and we knew the quiznos guys cause we traded rental discounts for sandwich discounts, and i remember being high as gently caress with my friend talking to them about those things cause they had cardboard display stuff for it around the store

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


I'm upset.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

FactsAreUseless posted:

I would bet somewhere around 100 percent of this website knows what they are, and anyone who says they don't is lying.

And about 100 percent of them were already over it when the Quiznos commercials happened and our parents found out. Except for the mods, who are all our parents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwkOtP4R2rM
This is the new one. ;)

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i remember shouting THEY GOT A PEPPAR BAR at least three or four times a day when those commercials were running

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM
See?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Please, I beg my generation, deal with your mortality better than our parents did.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

FactsAreUseless posted:

Please, I beg my generation, deal with your mortality better than our parents did.

We're well aware. Just having some fun! On the Internet! Don't worry. All is well.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
:
https://youtu.be/rC5aGCOT6bs

Edit: forgot the video embed tags, but this is from the first ever Monday night football grrr ame where they play up the horror "when your wife has to drive ALONE "

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jul 10, 2019

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Vato posted:

We're well aware. Just having some fun! On the Internet! Don't worry. All is well.
Not you, the ones making the commercials.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

FactsAreUseless posted:

Not you, the ones making the commercials.

Yeah, that I can't help with. It's not hard to do. If you are into that sorta thing. It's easier than people think. For local jobs, I mean. And, who knows? National.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Vato posted:

rathergood.com is the guy who made them. :)

the characters were from one of his flash animations, it was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw

homeless guy
Feb 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Advertising doesn't affect me.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


FactsAreUseless posted:

I would bet somewhere around 100 percent of this website knows what they are, and anyone who says they don't is lying.

And about 100 percent of them were already over it when the Quiznos commercials happened and our parents found out. Except for the mods, who are all our parents.
Yeah, I'm glad we can finally address this. Shame on those who pretend they're too cool to remember spongmonkeys.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Celino & Barnes Injury Attorneys are just Barnes Injury Attorneys now. Their jingle was a staple of my childhood, and they changed it to fit the new company name. I don't even want to consider them as my injury attorney until I find out what happened to Celino.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Hes fine, they just sent him to legal firm upstate where he can run around with all the other injury attorneys all day.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Barudak posted:

Hes fine, they just sent him to legal firm upstate where he can run around with all the other injury attorneys all day.

You promise?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



I prefer where they gently caress the oven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

FactsAreUseless posted:

Please, I beg my generation, deal with your mortality better than our parents did.

*Helpfully raises hand about to point, smiling, to some of the darker posts in the retirement thread...


FactsAreUseless posted:

Not you, the ones making the commercials.

puts hand back down*

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG1YKWCctoE

<3

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QUrM0kJkjc



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Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
For a while Liquid-Plumr has a series of commercials that were filled with porn-innuendo. The first time I saw one I thought it was a skit, it didn't occur to me that they were actual ads until I saw this ad air on daytime TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlaRPlsHpJE

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CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Will you regret not investing in Eastern Poland?

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