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I feel like this is the ultimate power move. I feel like when you walk down an alley and you see a guy leaning up against a building with a big ol' stogy you're like, "gently caress man, look out for the guy with the stog. He may be dangerous. Why else would he hang out in the back alley with a stogey hanging out of his mouth." I don't know, man. It seems like a good way to avoid having to talk to people as they would most likely avoid you as much as possible. Also, I guess, you would probably get a stogy. Imagine this guy fuckin' eyein' you when you walk into the alley, all wearing a white tank top with mustard stains and stuff: 
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Literally A Person posted:I feel like this is the ultimate power move. I feel like when you walk down an alley and you see a guy leaning up against a building with a big ol' stogy you're like, "gently caress man, look out for the guy with the stog. He may be dangerous. Why else would he hang out in the back alley with a stogey hanging out of his mouth." I don't know, man. It seems like a good way to avoid having to talk to people as they would most likely avoid you as much as possible. Also, I guess, you would probably get a stogy. I thought it was "stogie". Anyway, cigars stink, make your breath stink and your clothing and hair as well. Cigar bars in the 00's were dumb and I hate ever having been a part of that scene.
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Jul 11, 2019 02:23
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Giant_Pupils posted:I thought it was "stogie". Anyway, cigars stink, make your breath stink and your clothing and hair as well. I think these phenomena are linked with the power move factor.
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Jul 11, 2019 02:27
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Literally A Person posted:
I always approach and quietly ask, “You all alone back here?”
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Jul 11, 2019 02:31
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Why you always Haitian op? 
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Jul 11, 2019 02:40
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why you always Haitian op? 
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Jul 11, 2019 02:46
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I always approach and quietly ask, “You all alone back here?” PLEASE WE ARE ALL ALONE /
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Jul 11, 2019 02:52
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Cigars seem to make a comeback every 10 years or so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krtyBaDLuVw
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Jul 11, 2019 03:04
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i'm a cigar enthusiast, ama
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Jul 11, 2019 03:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSjRt2AjmdA
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Jul 11, 2019 03:40
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loving 
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Jul 11, 2019 03:46
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Getting some real FMV video gsme vibes off this clip
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Jul 11, 2019 05:31
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JK Fresco posted:Getting some real FMV video gsme vibes off this clip pixel hunting for your money clip to purchase a tv off the back of a truck, while realizing that you forgot to lock your basement humidor
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Jul 11, 2019 06:15
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Yep, nothing more intimidating than walking through a dimly lit alley and seeing a dude puffing on a big brown log. Definitely doesn’t make me think you blow dudes for quarters or anything.
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Jul 11, 2019 07:33
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What'sa matter, pal? Ain'tcha never seen a guy smoke a cigar before? It's a free country, ain't it? Ahhhhhh get outta here, ya mutt! *yells up to third story window* Hey Angie! Yous better have my dinner on the table when I get up there, or you KNOW what's comin'! These broads, huh? I tell ya! Anyways... *I put out my cigar and store it in my coat pocket* See ya in the funny papers, mac!
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Jul 11, 2019 08:04
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Why aren't we talking about this more? This topic deserves thorough examination. Maybe some pictures of dudes with stogies? I don't know.
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Jul 19, 2019 02:13
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I take a backpack around wherever cause I ride a motorcycle and also always take my laptop. In my bag, you'll find a couple nice a fuente cigars, and some cohiba pequenos. Sooner or later I'll be at the optimum inebriation and timing to enjoy one, come home and shower, brush, mouthwash, and hop into bed without getting yelled at. It's not that I'm not allowed to smoke them, it's just always a -fuckin thing- and that sort of kills the allure. But I'll keep them in there just in case! Cigars are dumb as heck
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Jul 19, 2019 02:22
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Guy’s smoking in the alley because his wife won’t let him smoke indoors or even on the patio. He’s a schmo.
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Jul 19, 2019 02:24
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Jul 19, 2019 02:24
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The stogy is but a single ingredient in this picture. The stogy is just the icing on the cake of an already intimidating person. Like if this were some gangly nerd draped in an oversized Hawaiian shirt that's tucked into belted jorts I wouldn't exactly be shook passing by.
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Jul 19, 2019 02:26
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Communist Toast posted:The stogy is but a single ingredient in this picture. The stogy is just the icing on the cake of an already intimidating person. I don't know man, if those jorts are jnco's I'd watch out.
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Jul 19, 2019 02:28
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Just huge JNCO jorts and a ROBUSTO!!!!
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Jul 19, 2019 02:29
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LOL at smoking a robusto to look badass. You gotta go with a Magnum my man, looking for a least a 60 ring and at least 7.5" long if you want to look tough where I come from.
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Jul 19, 2019 16:57
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Recalibrating my estimate of how many of this style five year olds I could destroy
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Jul 19, 2019 17:04
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Michael Corleone posted:LOL at smoking a robusto to look badass. You gotta go with a Magnum my man, looking for a least a 60 ring and at least 7.5" long if you want to look tough where I come from. People have to limbo through the alley because my stog is just taking up too much space.
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Jul 19, 2019 17:08
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I used to think cigars were BAD but now that I've heard what Arnold has to say about them I think they are GOOD.
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Jul 19, 2019 17:29
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Chomp8645 posted:I used to think cigars were BAD but now that I've heard what Arnold has to say about them I think they are GOOD. Firmly Pro-Stog
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Jul 19, 2019 17:31
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smoking cigars is the most Extremely Divorced thing I can imagine
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Jul 19, 2019 17:41
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ELI PORTER posted:smoking cigars is the most Extremely Divorced thing I can imagine Sir, you forgot about buying a camaro.
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Jul 19, 2019 17:44
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Nice euphemism. Guys who hang round in dark alleys smoke dick.
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Jul 19, 2019 17:56
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Giant_Pupils posted:I thought it was "stogie". Anyway, cigars stink, make your breath stink and your clothing and hair as well. Have you considered just doing things occasionally and with moderation instead of leaping in head first and immersing yourself until you are sick of the whole enterprise? cigar bar scene lol
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Jul 19, 2019 17:57
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drugs are cool and make you cool imho
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Jul 20, 2019 01:29
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Tobacco isn't a real drug 
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Jul 20, 2019 01:29
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if i saw someone smoking a stogie(stogy?) in an alley i’d assume it’s a blunt and let them chill, op
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Jul 20, 2019 01:48
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Moridin920 posted:Have you considered just doing things occasionally and with moderation instead of leaping in head first and immersing yourself until you are sick of the whole enterprise? He wore a zoot suit and spoke exclusively in quotes from Swingers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKaRLFXB_Nk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEPFW5X7yrs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7g7C7lWcIA immortalyawn fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Jul 20, 2019 |
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Literally A Person posted:I feel like this is the ultimate power move. I feel like when you walk down an alley and you see a guy leaning up against a building with a big ol' stogy you're like, "gently caress man, look out for the guy with the stog. He may be dangerous. Why else would he hang out in the back alley with a stogey hanging out of his mouth." I don't know, man. It seems like a good way to avoid having to talk to people as they would most likely avoid you as much as possible. Also, I guess, you would probably get a stogy. Are you saying that Winston Churchill is in your alley?
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Jul 20, 2019 11:10
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Was all out of cigars last night so I posted up in my alley with a vape to look cool. Everyone made fun of me and some teenagers gave me a wedgie, what did I do wrong?
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Michael Corleone posted:Was all out of cigars last night so I posted up in my alley with a vape to look cool. Everyone made fun of me and some teenagers gave me a wedgie, what did I do wrong? You need to carry a gun
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Chomp8645 posted:I used to think cigars were BAD but now that I've heard what Arnold has to say about them I think they are GOOD. Same only instead of bad, good. And instead of Arnold, cigars.
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