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I'm of noble blood but was exiled from my royal very high esteem family who are well known for their large armoires and bathroom cupboards for my scandalous behavior of going down to the arcade and playing Mortal Kombat instead of the superior Street Fighter II since Mortal Kombat is simplified and not advanced game for true fighting game connoisseurs and so on and so forth. OP my life is ruined I no longer get noble benefits such as ten dollar quarter rolls neatly rolled my quarter rolls are now done by one of those lovely coin bank snickerdoodles where you put them in a slot and it rolls into the right coin area based by weight creating stacks of coins you can roll but you must roll them manually and sometimes it messes up and a quarter gets stuck in the nickel area oh me oh my. I used to have coin rolls everywhere approximately one thousand dollars in penny coin rolls which would be exchanged for nickel coin rolls which would be exchanged for dime coin rolls which would be exchanged for quarter coin rolls which would then be used on Street Fighter II (really Moryal Kombat original game not sequel Mortal Kombat II) but then the process would repeat the pennies were taxed from local serfs on our land where they grow RAM and LED lights for cars they only have to pay a hundred pennies a year it's really not profitable but most of our money comes from selling the RAM to Christian lazer tag places because the guns need the RAM to keep track of how many times people have had sex in the dark nooks and crannies where not even the most powerful lazers can reach (if you're British and can't understand lazer is the american version of laser sorry if that's confusing) but now I can only get my pennies by walking down strip malls and shopping centers and scooping all the pennies out of the unwanted penny jars. Anyway OP |
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