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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Like the face is normal

# ? Jul 13, 2019 11:45

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The face is not normal.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 11:58

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

What happens if you start exercising instead of slipping 3D printed parts under your skin, do the muscles start pushing the plastic around in weird places ?

# ? Jul 13, 2019 13:16

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

unpacked robinhood posted:

What happens if you start exercising instead of slipping 3D printed parts under your skin, do the muscles start pushing the plastic around in weird places ?

it's never come up because no one who does this to themselves is ever going to exercise

# ? Jul 13, 2019 13:31

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

My friend went to get breast reduction surgery cause them boobs just too dang big you know, but instead they put some implants in which made them even bigger and she was like "oh. okay..."

Seems sketchy as hell imo, dunno if those people were even doctors. Or if my friend wanted bigger boobs but didn't want to say she wanted bigger boobs :thunk:

Like that other girl who went to Syria and "broke her nose" and the doctors accidentally gave her a nose job to fix it (this was 10 years before that whole "huge civil war" thing don't worry).

# ? Jul 13, 2019 14:24

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Haha, in 2008 I worked for an emergency medical assistance company and girls would Goto Lebanon and slip on banana peels and try to claim nose jobs on insurance

The local doctors would say they were definitely punched and invalidate the claim

# ? Jul 13, 2019 17:53

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Okay, sorry. The face is normal-ER compared to the body.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:03

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

That 1930s racist cartoon caricature look is so in right now

# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:06

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

My dad had a mesh screen implanted in his abdomen decades ago for a hernia or something, but the surgeon that did the procedure was a moron. Dad has lost like 80 lbs since then and now you can see the screen poking through his shirt. :gonk:

I�m wondering if it needs to be fixed at some point, or if it�s worth it to try.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:13

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Temaukel posted:

It's amazing the amount of surgery someone will get instead of just taking steroids like normal people.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:15

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:

That 1930s racist cartoon caricature look is so in right now

C'mon guys surely that belongs in the funny video games glitch thread, this is a place for actual... Wait...I
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:stonkhat:

# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:15

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

BluesShaman posted:

These guys:

who ended up like:

# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:26

DonJNavarro: Aug 16, 2000; I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

FogHelmut posted:

It's amazing the amount of surgery someone will get instead of just taking steroids like normal people.

if you take steroids, you still have to work out

# ? Jul 13, 2019 19:01

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Mooey Cow posted:

My friend went to get breast reduction surgery cause them boobs just too dang big you know, but instead they put some implants in which made them even bigger and she was like "oh. okay..."

Seems sketchy as hell imo, dunno if those people were even doctors. Or if my friend wanted bigger boobs but didn't want to say she wanted bigger boobs

Your friend 100% wanted a boobjob but didn't want to admit it.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 19:41

Blankspace: Dec 13, 2006

FogHelmut posted:

It's amazing the amount of surgery someone will get instead of just taking steroids like normal people.

you're assuming wristcep reeves is a normal person, and not a specialized tool. the word 'tool' pulling double-duty in this example.

listen, he gets some functional use out of having entire arms the diameter of a man's wrist with an included flared base at the end is all i'm saying.

think about it.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 19:42

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

I would befriend, gently caress and marry any of the people posted. For I am a Horta with dyslexia.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 19:50

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Uh you literally don't "need" to workout if you take steroids, you'll just end up looking like a reasonably athletic normal person as opposed to 300 lbs of muscle and two raisin testicles. Well I think you might get the latter in either case :shrug:

# ? Jul 13, 2019 19:52

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Dick Burglar posted:

Your friend 100% wanted a boobjob but didn't want to admit it.

Yeah I don't think anyone would be ok with accidentally getting some brand new fake e-cups unless they wanted it all along

# ? Jul 13, 2019 20:25

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

Temaukel posted:

Looks like an Oblivion character.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 20:29

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Temaukel posted:

I am astonished that no-one has mentioned it but I'm fairly certain this is the dude who wants to look like an actual Ken doll, which is why the muscle in the arms is so weird-looking. He's trying to reproduce an actual plastic doll, but his own body.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 20:38

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:54

PhantomPayne: Aug 8, 2017; I should think before posting

Mad Hamish posted:

I am astonished that no-one has mentioned it but I'm fairly certain this is the dude who wants to look like an actual Ken doll, which is why the muscle in the arms is so weird-looking. He's trying to reproduce an actual plastic doll, but his own body.

He may be one of the many "ken doll guys", i'm sure another one of his brethren died a few years back of leukemia.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 22:08

ovenboy: Nov 16, 2014

Edit: phoneposting, hosed it up

# ? Jul 13, 2019 22:13

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Moridin920 posted:

Idc what people do to their own bodies but I do think there's some unhealthy pressures put on women and to a lesser extent men also.

Also I want some actual cyborg things where is my HUD eyeball already ffs.

Perhaps, but growing up watching He-man made me think that every adult male who didn't look like a gay bodybuilder from the 70's wasn't a real man.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 22:21

artichoke: Sep 29, 2003; delirium tremens and caffeine; Gravy Boat 2k

I watched several episodes of this in the past few days and felt nothing but sorry for these folks. Sorry that our world is geared towards making women (and to some degree men as well) hate their bodies - the first episode's woman's vagina looked just fine like what in the gently caress - and sorry that there are predatory people out there eager to capitalize on this.

Some of the stories aren't due to vanity surgeries, and I do recommend the teeth one - the guy looks fantastic at the end and I cried. Also almost passed out watching it because gently caress dentistry horror issues holy gently caress what a ride.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 23:01

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

All this disaster tourism style consumption can't be good for people.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 23:22

Temaukel: Mar 28, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Mad Hamish posted:

I am astonished that no-one has mentioned it but I'm fairly certain this is the dude who wants to look like an actual Ken doll, which is why the muscle in the arms is so weird-looking. He's trying to reproduce an actual plastic doll, but his own body.

Bingo. That is Justin Jedlica.

quote:

�Ever since I was in my teens, I wanted to have plastic surgery. To me, it meant luxury and it meant wealth, and that was something I wanted in my life,� he explains in the above video.

Jedlica says he got his first of five nose jobs shortly after his 18th birthday, costing him nearly all of his savings at $3,500. Afterwards, he experienced a sense of empowerment.

�I felt really euphoric,� he says. �I felt important to myself for the first time.�

# ? Jul 13, 2019 23:41

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

At least his hair improved.

# ? Jul 14, 2019 01:13

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

He met Barbie, and they didn't like each other. He was super bitchy.

# ? Jul 14, 2019 01:28

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

5 nose jobs for $3500 is a hell of a deal.

# ? Jul 14, 2019 01:31

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

It's not that hard to build a little muscle mass, why would anyone try to implant fake muscles?

# ? Jul 14, 2019 01:41

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Because that takes time, effort & discipline. Implants only take money.

# ? Jul 14, 2019 01:44

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