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goatface posted:Just shove a carpenter's pencil up there and twist. Nah that sounds dangerous
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More dangerous than some of these surgeons?
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BluesShaman posted:These guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHmH1xQ2Pf4
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goatface posted:More dangerous than some of these surgeons? Look man I just wanna hit some high notes if I gotta go to a doctor to do it then whatevs
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one is a toxic male power fantasy, the other is a unrealistic standard applied to women by a patriarchal society, thanks for trying CHUD edit : also most men can easily achieve He-Man looks by being somewhat careful about their diets and doing a tiny bit of physical exercise once in a while
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Creamed Cormp posted:edit : also most men can easily achieve He-Man looks by being somewhat careful about their diets and doing a tiny bit of physical exercise once in a while ... I mean...... couldn’t the same be said for women and Barbie? EDIT: I’m seriously asking. I know nothing whatsoever about body image poo poo.
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:
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I. M. Gei posted:... I mean...... couldn’t the same be said for women and Barbie? Barbie's skeletal structure is impossible to achieve and opens young girls up to anorexia and plastic surgery. She has a career, a wardrobe, a car, pets, etc so is relatable to a wide demographic of female interests hence indicative of a real woman. Real men dont run around in animal skins slaying their enemies with swords and magical powers, and can easily build muscle should they choose to lift weights, work out, and eat healthy.
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I get titripples and I'm a dude so lmao
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The perio or ortho who installed the dental implant pegs in the OP was incompetent. The guy's missing his jawbone and needed a bone graft and like 6-12 months for the bones to grow in to be even with the rest of the jaw and then have something to implant the pegs to. I'm of this opinion this cause I'm a loving moron and let part of my jaw get fucky by not getting an upper molar pulled when I should have and had to get a sinus lift and then a bone graft in April and it sucked. If there's an orthopaedic surgeon or periodontist on here who can tell me I'm wrong about the above I'm all ears. Also I saw a porn once like 20 year ago in undergrad where the actress was getting railed by two dudes and her one boob started rippling like a waterbed. She said something to the dude under her mid thrust and he put his hand on the ripples for the rest of the scene. Teamwork.
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MageMage posted:Barbie's skeletal structure is impossible to achieve and opens young girls up to anorexia and plastic surgery. She has a career, a wardrobe, a car, pets, etc so is relatable to a wide demographic of female interests hence indicative of a real woman. Real men dont run around in animal skins slaying their enemies with swords and magical powers, and can easily build muscle should they choose to lift weights, work out, and eat healthy. Show me where the doll touched you
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First episode, less than five minutes in and they have dubstep playing over a zoom in of tissue necrosis lol.
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Creamed Cormp posted:edit : also most men can easily achieve He-Man looks by being somewhat careful about their diets and doing a tiny bit of physical exercise once in a while What? You'd need to get on steroids to achieve the muscle mass and leaness of He-man or most superheroes in general.
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Creamed Cormp posted:also most men can easily achieve He-Man looks by being somewhat careful about their diets and doing a tiny bit of physical exercise once in a while This is so insane thst I need clarification on whether you are being sarcastic.
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Moon Atari posted:This is so insane thst I need clarification on whether you are being sarcastic. MageMage posted:Real men ... can easily build muscle should they choose to lift weights, work out, and eat healthy. Possibly but the next guy magemage is almost certainly not
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If a real human looked like that he-man pic he'd be about to fall over and die. That level of muscle definition is extremely unhealthy and even bodybuilders only pull it off for a brief period for a show.
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It's an extreme a misunderstanding of body norms and what is required to achieve them as anything I have ever heard an incel say.
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It's also a loving fantasy cartoon. But nothing about Barbie is supposed to be mystical or otherworldly
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Grem posted:It's also a loving fantasy cartoon. But nothing about Barbie is supposed to be mystical or otherworldly Doesn't she have a unicorn? I'm pretty sure one of my childhood friends had it.
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Creamed Cormp posted:edit : also most men can easily achieve He-Man looks by being somewhat careful about their diets and doing a tiny bit of physical exercise once in a while Stop bodyshaming men Some of us will never be more than a Prince Adam
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I started lifting for a few weeks but I had trouble not smashing toilets with my muscular otherwordly rear end afterwards so I stopped
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Celebrity edition! Donatella Versace  LaToya Jackson  Carrot Top  Janice Dickinson  Lisa Marie Presley  Wayne Newton  Pete Burns  Joan van Ark  Jackie Stallone  Jennifer Grey (whose nose job apparently ended her career)  Joan Rivers  Tara Reids infamous stomach  Pixie Fox  And many more!
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suck my woke dick posted:Didn't she turn out to be a nazi He should've been more specific about which Barbie he was looking for.
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super sweet best pal posted:He should've been more specific about which Barbie he was looking for.
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cinni posted:Celebrity edition! do these people have a mental problem that leads them to do this?
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Zippy the Bummer posted:do these people have a mental problem that leads them to do this? money
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cinni posted:Celebrity edition! yes no yes yes no no no yes yes no yes maybe no no no yes no NOOOOOO YES YES no no no gently caress no no yes no no yes preemptively yes (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Zippy the Bummer posted:do these people have a mental problem that leads them to do this? Body Dysmorphic Disorder, a form of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. People fixate on (real or imagined) flaws in their appearance to an obsessive and unhealthy degree. It affects all income groups but only the rich ones have the money to go wild with plastic surgery like you see in that post. About 12 minutes into Ep 1 and a portly British surgeon has already popped the hood on a middle-aged stripper's vulva like it's a god damned Camaro and is nonchalantly draining a gigantic post-surgical cyst. Show delivers is what I'm saying, just don't try watch it while eating or if you plan on jacking off for a few days afterwards.
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Creamed Cormp posted:edit : also most men can easily achieve He-Man looks by being somewhat careful about their diets and doing a tiny bit of physical exercise once in a while Yeah... Not really. That's oversimplifying it waaaay to much. I mean, most men can have a good diet and excercise and they'll gain lean mass, and maybe look buff. But there's more in play like your genetics, testosterone receptors and other hormonal factors, hell, if you're obese you'll have a ton of lose skin and look like Clayman. You can do steroids and work out but if you have poo poo genes you won't look like Schwarzenegger or Calum von Moger. And even those guys need to dehydrate, workout like 8 hours a day and eat a ton of kcal/protein to maintain their muscle mass. As an example, look at Michael Phelps, he used to work out a ton, and if I recall correctly ate something like 10000 kcal/day and he's the opposite of He-Man. Anyways thats a big derail so have this russian Hulk with biceps full of oil. I think they caused a compartment syndrome that had to be drained and there's photos online if you're curious as to how hosed your arms can get by injecting oil+lidocaine+alcohol into your body. (Really hosed up is the answer) https://youtu.be/9BiYpdUK7cM
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Creamed Cormp posted:one is a toxic male power fantasy, the other is a unrealistic standard applied to women by a patriarchal society Truth. The meme tries to blame feminists for men's issues, as if they weren't advocating for breaking down unhealthy male issues already. Creamed Cormp posted:edit : also most men can easily achieve He-Man looks by being somewhat careful about their diets and doing a tiny bit of physical exercise once in a while Not so much. TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Jul 14, 2019 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:Body Dysmorphic Disorder, a form of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. People fixate on (real or imagined) flaws in their appearance to an obsessive and unhealthy degree. It affects all income groups but only the rich ones have the money to go wild with plastic surgery like you see in that post. Ironically, fixing the one thing they obsess about makes the rest ugly as gently caress.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Nice try but any reasonable person knows that being slim and having a dress is near impossible in this patriarchal society while any male can easily become a 6ft10 musclehead if they just stop being a waste of space.
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cinni posted:Jennifer Grey (whose nose job apparently ended her career)
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The squinty-eyed plastic surgery look really creeps me out.
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