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| Que te folle un pez |
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14 | 6.22% |
| Que te den |
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13 | 5.78% |
| lame botas |
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23 | 10.22% |
| culo |
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175 | 77.78% |
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 Just finished eating 3 crunchy taco combo from taco bell. Oddly, my worst experiences with america's favorite mexican food involved the times I deviated away from their crunchy tacos. As I kid, I would eat the 3 crunchy tacos with the cinnamon swirl things on the side. I didn't go there very often except for when they had the Crash Bandicoot toys, and kid me could not get enough crash bandicoot. Then in highschool, I would go there my senior year for lunch occasionally. I was pretty broke so I had to make do with 89 cent burritos, which make me feel sick just thinking about them now. they had such a sick fascination with making their budget items half sour cream at the time. A year ago, during a road trip, I tried one of their premium priced items to see if it was any good. It was supposed to be some steak burrito thing. All it did was make me want to cry at the $9 i spent. anyway now when I go all I do is order their 3 crunchy tacos again because everything else seems like a trap.that is my story about living más   
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Jul 13, 2019 00:37
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Taco Bell is the worst fast food restaurant by a mile that somehow managed to also create the single greatest fast food item in history: the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. It makes so little sense.
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Jul 13, 2019 00:40
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game changer: https://www.food.com/amp/recipe/americas-test-kitchen-beef-tacos-502216
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Jul 13, 2019 00:40
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Their hot sauce is dog poo poo
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Jul 13, 2019 00:42
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Tom Gorman posted:Taco Bell...create the single greatest fast food item in history: the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. it is absolutely perfect. getting them with a fire taco shell inside is professional to do
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Jul 13, 2019 00:42
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Zeluth posted:game changer: homie i respect your post and i thank you for adding to the convo but i dont have the time or desire to do this cooking thing
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Jul 13, 2019 00:43
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Zeluth posted:game changer: only 17 ingredients to scratch my lovely $1 taco itch!
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Jul 13, 2019 00:46
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OP I read your whole post and through your words felt that you are relatable and have had similar Taco Bell experiences to I. I now feel a small amount of kinship towards you and will react more positively to your posts in the future OP thank you for the opportunity.
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Jul 13, 2019 00:46
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The beefy fritos burrito is great, it's one of the 1 buck items. If I want to splurge I'll get a quesarito. But I'm not rich so it's a sometimes food.
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Jul 13, 2019 00:48
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1redflag posted:Their hot sauce is dog poo poo The worst thing about Taco Bell sauces is that their hottest sauce is the "Diablo" sauce, which for some reason has an intense artificial lime flavor added to it that none of the other sauces contain. So if you like spicy food but you don't want your tacos to taste like Fruit Loops, you can't just ask for the "hottest sauce" because this is what you'll get. You have to ask for their "2nd hottest sauce, not Diablo, the one a step down from that" which just makes you sound like a little bitch who's afraid that the Taco Bell sauce might be too spicy.
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Jul 13, 2019 00:49
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I like Diablo sauce
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Jul 13, 2019 00:55
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Taco Bell was my dad's favorite restaurant. There was one downtown near his office and I suspect he ate there nearly every day. We would sometimes take family pilgrimages to the suburbs to go to the nice sit down Taco Bells and order a poo poo load of tacos, nachos, etc. - it was the only time when my dad didn't care how much money we spent, because to him the Taco Bell value proposition was so bullet-proof we'd be foolish not to spend a hundred dollars for dinner. I still have dreams of Mexican Pizza (which I don't think they make anymore, C/D?) Anyways he died of cancer at 47 so I can only assume it was Taco Bell's fault.
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Jul 13, 2019 01:08
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I agree with the op
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Jul 13, 2019 01:14
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dev286 posted:Taco Bell was my dad's favorite restaurant. There was one downtown near his office and I suspect he ate there nearly every day. We would sometimes take family pilgrimages to the suburbs to go to the nice sit down Taco Bells and order a poo poo load of tacos, nachos, etc. - it was the only time when my dad didn't care how much money we spent, because to him the Taco Bell value proposition was so bullet-proof we'd be foolish not to spend a hundred dollars for dinner. The MP (mexican pizza) is going strong. Pick one up today, you animal.
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Jul 13, 2019 01:26
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Taco Bell breakfast is on point because I can fill up for three bucks and it's enough calories to make it till dinner.
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Jul 13, 2019 01:38
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I would legit murder someone if it brought back the Santa Fe Gordita.
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Jul 13, 2019 01:40
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More like Taco Hell
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Jul 13, 2019 01:47
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Tom Gorman posted:Taco Bell is the worst fast food restaurant by a mile that somehow managed to also create the single greatest fast food item in history: the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Yeah the cheesy gordita crunch is amazing Their breakfast isn't awful but it's just cheese, egg and sausage rolled up in a tortilla.
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Jul 13, 2019 01:49
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Taco Bell is the cleanest, most up to code and healthiest fast food option, and wins those 3 categories every year for like the last 10 years. It’s hosed up but you can research it yourself. Taco Bell is often the healthiest option available to you in a fast food wasteland.
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Jul 13, 2019 01:58
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suspended in a gently caress swing, spewing vibrant poo poo and puke onto a canvas like Pollack
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Jul 13, 2019 01:59
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They do have the best breakfast. It's called the crunchwrap. It's loving amazing for like two or three bucks with a coffee and weighs a pound. Egg, cheese, sausage, hashbrowns, and the baja sauce wrapped in a tortilla. McDonalds is up to like 8 bucks for a loving breakfast sandwich, that sad hash brown and small coffee.
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Jul 13, 2019 02:00
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Has anyone been here yet to talk about how Taco Bell gives them absolutely horrifying, life-threateningly violent bowel movements? No? Aha, well then...
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Jul 13, 2019 02:01
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The Taco Bell in Las Vegas has booze as well. You can get an alcoholic Baja Blast, and that is pretty cool!
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Jul 13, 2019 02:05
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Richard M Nixon posted:The MP (mexican pizza) is going strong. Pick one up today, you animal. well gently caress then I guess i gotta honor my pops and get myself an MP
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Jul 13, 2019 02:15
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Beef quesorito or bust. Budget options is shredded chicken quesadillas
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Jul 13, 2019 02:17
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Beef quesorito or bust. Them Shredded boys is good as gently caress
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Jul 13, 2019 02:26
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Has anyone been here yet to talk about how Taco Bell gives them absolutely horrifying, life-threateningly violent bowel movements? No? This has not been accurate for a long time, at least for me
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Jul 13, 2019 02:27
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Philthy posted:I would legit murder someone if it brought back the Santa Fe Gordita. Sup Sante Fe Gordita buddy. Man, they never even brought it back for a limited time once they canned it
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Jul 13, 2019 02:29
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I have a theory that the reason the Cheesy Gordita Crunch (and the other double layered things with the soft tortilla on the outside of a hard shell) is so satisfying is because it subconsciously brings us back to our primal days of grabbing small animals and eating them on the spot Soft, supple skin on the outside, bite into it and crunchy bits inside shatter and delicious goo floods into your mouth
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Jul 13, 2019 02:33
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Bust Rodd posted:Taco Bell is the cleanest, most up to code and healthiest fast food option, and wins those 3 categories every year for like the last 10 years. This. People keep insisting it's "lovely" and "gave them the runs". If that happens reliably, that's a You problem, not a Taco Bell problem. Maybe you just can't handle your food. Or maybe you're lactose intolerant and just don't notice it with all the lovely barely-cheese cheeseburgers you eat, but the cheese and sour cream in the tacos and burritos triggers it (surprisingly common problem, seriously, get yourself checked for that, it might be the reason you get the runs all the time).
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Jul 13, 2019 02:49
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On my wedding night when we got back to our hotel there was another wedding party in the lobby bar eating tacobell and the bride gave my wife a taco because they both just got married that is my tacobell story
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Jul 13, 2019 02:51
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Bust Rodd posted:Taco Bell is the cleanest, most up to code and healthiest fast food option, and wins those 3 categories every year for like the last 10 years. a regular taco bell taco is the healthiest arrangement of beef, carbs, lettuce and tomato that anyone will ever hand you through your car window
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Jul 13, 2019 02:53
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Mexican pizzas are pretty darn good. VVV that too VVV empty baggie fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jul 13, 2019 |
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Jul 13, 2019 02:54
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Jul 13, 2019 02:54
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Jul 13, 2019 02:54
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baja
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Jul 13, 2019 02:54
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blast
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Jul 13, 2019 02:55
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Three ranchero chicken soft tacos and an order of cinnamon twists por favor.
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Jul 13, 2019 02:56
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Why are the people in the OP's picture kissing with their mouths closed so tightly? They look like 6th graders in a school play. Oh, and I guess Taco Bell is a place and stuff.
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Jul 13, 2019 02:59
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Literally A Person posted:Why are the people in the OP's picture kissing with their mouths closed so tightly? They look like 6th graders in a school play. Obviously they're still chewing
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