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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


im watching portland v lyon and after 32 mins the thorns have been offside 7 times lmao

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


this friendly v paraguay might be more lopsided than the match v thailand in the 2019 world cup good lord

e: maybe not, paraguay settled down a bit after the 5th goal (i swear i don't mean that like it sounds)

Doctor Teeth fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Sep 22, 2021

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


two own goals by the same player in under 10 mins is brutal

e: that makes me curious: has there ever been an own goal hat trick?

Doctor Teeth fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Feb 20, 2022

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


well if there wasn't there is now

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


https://twitter.com/USWNT/status/1496678578183933955

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


this friendly v uzbekistan is a rout already, but lmao at the sequence of headers that led to the first goal and then the second coming immediately after the restart

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


nice set piece defending

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


phwoar what a goal

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


barcelona's defending is farcical

one might say...farcelona

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


watching the u.s. v colombia friendly and my takeaway is we need to work on penalties. both horan and lavelle missed one

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


sauerbrunn looks cooked

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


yikes, that's a deserved red

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


lol

possibly even lmao

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


i imagine it'll fill up a bit in the second half as more mexico fans file in for their match against jamaica

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


defenders look switched off atm

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


ruh roh

https://www.espn.com/soccer/spain-espw/story/4695056/euro-2022-spains-alexia-putellas-a-doubt-after-suffering-knee-injury-in-training

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


christine sinclair still scoring goals

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


what the hell is ViX and why is mexico vs. the u.s. on it

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


hoping kc wins tonight

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


hmm. not ideal

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


wonder if we'll get a perfect hat trick of own goals again

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Doctor Teeth posted:

wonder if we'll get a perfect hat trick of own goals again

close to the first!

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


i thought andres cantor was losing his ability to do the gooooooooooooool thing but he did it just fine for that ashley hatch goal

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


peyton place-rear end league

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


i dont understand why that took this long. she's been hated for a while now and it's not like france have been winning trophies left and right or anything.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


lmao how did ireland not score there

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


good strike

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


putting this here since it's not directly related to the current world cup but lmao how does this stuff get published?

quote:

The USA defeated Thailand 13-0 at their 2019 World Cup opener in a historic thrashing that brought the Americans criticism for their continued celebration of goals. Thailand were a team making their senior World Cup debut and clearly overmatched by the USA, who were just beginning their campaign that would end with a fourth World Cup title.

Thailand qualified and for the 2015 world cup and won a match against ivory coast. guess i'll just chalk it up to "lol grauniad"

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Terminally Bored posted:

NWSL produced a match highlight video yesterday that doesn't include the only goal (Orlando won 1-0):

lmao

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


sub on katie ledecky at the half

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


jaedyn shaw stonks: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


phwoar

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