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Will AEW survive the year?
This poll is closed.
Yes 102 47.66%
No 17 7.94%
Yes after TNA buys it 95 44.39%
Total: 214 votes
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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Uncle Ulty posted:

I'm on board with the Librarians partly because I just learned that Peter Avalon held the SoCal Pro Wrestling Tag Team Titles with our own former SomethingAwful Dot Com poster Nick Lovin.

Is this true?

Did you just reveal the identity of the third librarian?

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I liked Page /Sabian and Rhodes / Bucks, but Brandi/ Allie was a real bummer

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
What is wrong with y'all The Dark Order rules, and I can't wait for them to get spooky with the best friends.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I posted this on the Fed Thread, but it seems to fit here too.


https://youtu.be/20s8u_iPm-w

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I think the Dark Order have a cool gimmick, and I can't wait for Chucky T to get hypnotized and turn into Evil Charles. Kinda like Ray in Ghostbusters 2.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Tully Blanchard and Shawn Spears combined have one full head of hair.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
AEW vs NJPW World Tour announcement when!?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
AEW rules and that trailer ruled too.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

WatermelonGun posted:

Darby Allin is 100% getting thrown off the boat.

Coffin drop into the gaping maw of a megalodon.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Trillionaire Tony book CM Punk to slap a bunch of fans in the middle of the ring Inoki style

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Have NL Jawnny book the Best of the Super Big Boys 2020

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
That's an easy sell out

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

coconono posted:

The Librarians will unseat Best Friends in the finals of the open gender tag team tournament and you will all cry while I wear my libarian merch and dougie in the beer aisle of the corner store.

Replace Librarians with Angelico and Jack Evans and Dougie with Bernie and this will be me.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

karmicknight posted:

Bryan Alvarez is coming to TNT.

Super Chico.... Knows how to party.

Can't wait for the imitation California Love theme.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Bubba Ray might be a fat idiot, but he did give one unlucky fan a weird meet and greet at an ROH show.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I just hope they can cobrand Spring Break with NJPW and have it at Busch Gardens.

JOEY JANELLA AND AEW present: BATTLE FOR BUSCH GARDENS - SPRING BREAK V

and also get Joey vs Yuji Nagata

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Bring in Wade Barret and give him a Wade Garrett gimmick as a veteran cooler here in AEW to help his Young, Fearless protege Dalton Castle

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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Does anyone know what the VIP package listed on Ticketmaster is?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Secured two Tix on the hard camera side

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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AEW must bring in Freight Train in 2020

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Djarum posted:

If this is what it takes to get Super Humman into AEW I’ll take it.

SUPER HUMMAN does a cactus jack elbow off the AEW Quadcage onto an air-conditioner in front of 89000 people. Hell yeah

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
AEW at the Franklins Dance Party Stage in Kings Dominion Virginia in front of 35 park guests.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

DoctorGonzo posted:

post your theme song ITT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVVfZAZdIUs

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Procrastinator posted:

I want aew to do a lucha style rumble where pinfalls and submissions count

AZTEC WARFARE 2020

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
You wanna play 21?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
The coward trillionaire Tony needs to sign wrestling superstar Virgil.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Goldberg vs Sid for a cooler full PBR.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Orange Cassidy vs Tony Kahn and his Cabinet of Corruption will be this generations Stone Cold vs Vince McMahon.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Whenever I read freshly squeezed I think about piled high

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
AEW needs to bring in Big Sexy Kevin Nash, and use him in a Shaq type role on the Inside the AEW show TNT is sure to have. IDK who would be Charles, Kenny, and Ernie, but it needs to happen.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

karmicknight posted:

Glacier for Barkley, Arn Anderson for Kenny Smith, maybe, and I guess Tony Schiavone for Ernie Johnson.

Hell yeah!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Also sorry to double post but imagine how many Boys Dalton Castle could have in AEW. Tony needs to make it happen. 69 boys create a human entrance ramp at All In 2021

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Jonny Nox posted:

So you have Orange Cassidy and Michael Nakazawa in the same fed. Do you have them feud first or team up first?

They don't appear on screen together for at least 5 years. Gotta wait until the Librarian blow off is finished

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

lost my old email posted:

vince is offering to buy them out. he can't match kahn for raw cash but he has billions of shares in the xfl

LMAO

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Raskolnikov38 posted:

projectiles of sufficient size (say 18 inch battleship rounds) can and have shown up on radar sets while in flight

You're saying Trillionaire Tony is firing the big guns?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
"Why do these TV Superstars like each other? I don't believe it."

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Penguin Patrol posted:

I can't believe Chuck and Trent said "spooky perverts" in episode 5 and this thread completely ignored it.

I LOL'd hard that a major celebrity called the Dark Order spooky perverts

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
The real question is are they ready for us?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Nah AEW has signed Bryan Alvarez that's the big news.
Hell yeah. MMALVAREZ will put on clinics with jungle boy and Marko Stunt

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

MassRafTer posted:

These loving idiots are going to get their show taken off the air because everyone is in the arenas and no one watches on TV.

LMAO

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