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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
Occasionally I like to kick back and enjoy some pornography, and I've noticed a couple of really weird porn sub-genres. These are probably endless, but the two that really stick out to me are the "stuck girl" and the "giantess".

If you're unfamiliar stuck girl porn basically consists of a woman, often a relative of the protagonist, who gets stuck in an unlikely position, perhaps in a washing machine or in a window, and therefore the protagonist of the film, presumably simultaneously the viewer and the male actor, is then able to have sex with her. This is rape. But it's like the laziest, most passive rape possible. If you can't be bothered to even go to a bar and put Rohypnol in some girls drink I guess this is for you?

The giantess porn is even more bizarre to me, it's essentially just a fantasy that the woman is very large. That's it. I don't know if it's related to John McAfee and his whale loving fetish.

What porn sub-genres are inexplicable or bizarre to you poster? Or, conversely, serve as an apologist for your fetish which I have singled out for derision.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Guy unboxing consumer electronics

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
"stuck girl" porn, in which the girl is physically stuck via cement or goo or objects, not to be confused with "stuck girl" porn, in which a woman's car gets stuck in a ditch and she smashes the gas pedal with her high heels and the viewer gets aroused by the sounds the car makes while she can't get the car to move

both of these things exist, and make money

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

posting porn. the screen just scrolls down page after page of emptyquotes and you nut that way

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
all the things japan is doing

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i'm a big fan of the stuff where its japanese businessmen who have passionate makeout sessions and grope one anothers dicks through beige suitpants

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
ASMR

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
women, but with big boobs

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Mozi posted:

women, but with big boobs

In my opinion, this post does not clearly follow the instructions in the OP, because essentially all porn is "woman, but with big boobs" except for a sub-genre which is not that. So while I think that discussion of pornography, in general, is a worthwhile discussion, it is not really germane to this thread, which was inspired by my curiosity of specific sub-genres I have noticed.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

pseudanonymous posted:

In my opinion, this post does not clearly follow the instructions in the OP, because essentially all porn is "woman, but with big boobs" except for a sub-genre which is not that. So while I think that discussion of pornography, in general, is a worthwhile discussion, it is not really germane to this thread, which was inspired by my curiosity of specific sub-genres I have noticed.

you dont know poo poo about porn

women, but with big boobs is very definitely a sub-genre when the boobs are the size of houses

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Ad by Khad posted:

you dont know poo poo about porn

women, but with big boobs is very definitely a sub-genre when the boobs are the size of houses

Ah, I think we're quibbling over the definition of big versus a word like huge, which is what I would use to describe what I believe you're referencing.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OnceAndFuture DILF posted:

i'm a big fan of the stuff where its japanese businessmen who have passionate makeout sessions and grope one anothers dicks through beige suitpants

Thats gay.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
Tumblr banned and deleted all the regular porn, but all the insane fetish poo poo slipped through the cracks, so now there's only weird porn on it.



This is the safe and mentally healthy sexual environment of the future.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I know it's pretty vanilla but the foot licking out of NOWHERE in an otherwise "normal" porn scene always bums me out (not enough to stop watching tho. I just skip forward).

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Well there's gape porn where people goatses the camera, aimed presumably at the budding proctologist that resides in all of us.

Also hypnosis porn where you the viewer gets hypnotized by seizure-inducing imagery into being something... else I suppose.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
lmao what a loving dummy

when your friend tells you he cock-vored your other friend, you don't go anywhere fuckin near there lest you yourself also get cock-vored

dissolve into goo, your brain already dissolved into goo if you fall for that old gag

what a maroon

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Blowjob scenes with no finger up the butt. Lazy.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

That ahego poo poo is weird and dumb.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Oh yeah that's right! Look up ahegao if you wanna see some hosed up poo poo, OP. It's girls crossing their eyes, sticking their tongues out, and drooling, like they've been lobotomized or something I dunno. It's some kind of anime poo poo so everyone who posts pictures on the internet and likes anime or pretends to for the views does it, and there's just so much of it.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

posting porn. the screen just scrolls down page after page of emptyquotes and you nut that way

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Wrestling always stuck out to me.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Mooey Cow posted:

Oh yeah that's right! Look up ahegao if you wanna see some hosed up poo poo, OP. It's girls crossing their eyes, sticking their tongues out, and drooling, like they've been lobotomized or something I dunno. It's some kind of anime poo poo so everyone who posts pictures on the internet and likes anime or pretends to for the views does it, and there's just so much of it.

One theory I've heard in regards to anime is that it attracts people who aren't good at understanding non-verbal cues, and anime has really blatant markers to show emotional states. This just seems like a facet of that, a way to show that women are enjoying themselves. Though it does have some possible cross-over interaction with how weird the sounds and expressions of women in "vanilla" (as vanilla as it gets) Japenese porn, let alone "non-vanilla".

Still, I'm not sure Ahagao is really a sub-genre unless the whole porn scenario revolves around achieving the state of that face.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

pseudanonymous posted:

Still, I'm not sure Ahagao is really a sub-genre unless the whole porn scenario revolves around achieving the state of that face.

It is and does.
I had never heard of this and stumbled across it for the first time maybe a couple weeks ago (I'd love to man up here and say "yea I was totally scoping out some sick new porn" but honestly I do not remember what the hell I was doing that I came across this :( ). The entire thing is just real girls posing specifically with the 'orgasmic anime face' for the sake of posing with the orgasmic anime face in an obviously pornographic way.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Calling them sub-genres is kinda misleading. They're more like pizza toppings that you can mix-and-match.
You can't just look at just "gingers". It's "redhead tr*nny gets squirted by her BBC stepbrother while their cheating-parents are away"

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
That thing where they carry a floppy woman around a room.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Ad by Khad posted:

lmao what a loving dummy

when your friend tells you he cock-vored your other friend, you don't go anywhere fuckin near there lest you yourself also get cock-vored

dissolve into goo, your brain already dissolved into goo if you fall for that old gag

what a maroon

Frankly, this is the kind of crap you fall for as an adult if nobody ever does the whole "if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer" thing to you as a kid.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Mozi posted:

women, but with big boobs

Man, imagine if string implants were still legal.

We'd still be in the glorious days of Wendy Whoppers and SaRenna Lee.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Been trying to position Tubby as a category between Chubby and BBW for years on xhamster but can’t get any traction.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Solar Tornado posted:

Calling them sub-genres is kinda misleading. They're more like pizza toppings that you can mix-and-match.
You can't just look at just "gingers". It's "redhead tr*nny gets squirted by her BBC stepbrother while their cheating-parents are away"

This is the approach that I am taking to discuss pornography in an academically rigorous way, breaking pornography up into genres, sub-genres, and sub-sub-genres. I believe it to be a valuable insight to use such a taxonomic approach. Certainly, other approaches could be equally (or even more) valid, however, this is the methodology I proscribed for the thread. Intrinsically this assumes that the purpose of the given video or image or story is to be pornography of the assigned genre or sub-genre, in a teleological sense.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Torquemada posted:

That thing where they carry a floppy woman around a room.

I'm not familiar with this and when I google it or search on Pornhub I don't get useful results (floppy hats and some pretty gross breasts, respectively). Could you say more about this sub-genre so I can grok it?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

posting porn. the screen just scrolls down page after page of emptyquotes and you nut that way

:yeshaha:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Girls Smoking Their First Ham

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

pseudanonymous posted:

I'm not familiar with this and when I google it or search on Pornhub I don't get useful results (floppy hats and some pretty gross breasts, respectively). Could you say more about this sub-genre so I can grok it?

Might be choking porn

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Excuse me a sub genre of the asphyxiation fetish category where someone is presumably rendered unconscious by hand and their unconscious body is heafted about.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
woman doing her taxes manually, but shes having trouble with it

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
cakefarts.com

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSm96AvdJos

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Men are so weird.

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Well, at least they're not gross like girls!! :mmmhmm:

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