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Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Barudak posted:

There was a guy in the r/relationshipadvice thread whose girlfriend discovered his fetish of bi, interracial grandparents loving long term male friend so any joke genre needs to be that specific

PAWG MILF discovers ESTRANGED BLACK STEPSON'S collection of PRICELESS ANTIQUE DILDOS and FORCES dog to WATCH while HURRIEDLY CLEANING THEM UP and THROWING THEM AWAY despite being ODDLY FLUSTERED and HORNY and GUILTILY GLANCING at his PICTURE on the MANTELPIECE

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

LabyaMynora posted:

I should move my American-of-Irish-and-Lithuanian descent rear end to Iceland and start picking up beautiful Icelandic women with the line, "Hey, so there's no way in hell I'm related to you, so..."

Uh, dude... When the vikings came to Ireland they kidnapped the most attractive women before moving on to Iceland.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Mud, oil, eggs paint and porridge: Ann Marie cops the lot and more!

Billie gets silly in deep, deep mud!

Our saucy secretary's super sticky snack break!

Jounrey through PIE-berspace! Clown JULIE explores the internet!

Hot chocolate gill takes a bath in melted mars bars!

Officers mess two girl uniformed pie and paint battle!

And we do over a DD dolly from Dixons with syrup and treacle!

Just Plane Messy! Our air hostess custard pie and baked beans battle!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Me? I'm into androgynous women. It's pretty cool.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
Vamessa Felch is a great porn name tbh

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Jim Long-un posted:

PAWG MILF discovers ESTRANGED BLACK STEPSON'S collection of PRICELESS ANTIQUE DILDOS and FORCES dog to WATCH while HURRIEDLY CLEANING THEM UP and THROWING THEM AWAY despite being ODDLY FLUSTERED and HORNY and GUILTILY GLANCING at his PICTURE on the MANTELPIECE

....the aristocrats!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

In a very special fanfic the gundam wing boys deal with periods and body image issues

Chapter 893: Heero gets preeclampsia

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
two old GAY IDIOTS learn how to turn on the loving MIRCOWAVE

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Local TEEN dressed in COSPLAY is TOO HOT and FANTASIZES ABOUT GETTING DRENCHED

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

hobo outwits prostitute

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Smoking porn used to be a thing like 15 years ago, maybe it still is. Seemed to be mostly by milf actresses. Which made me think of how gross they must smell, and there's a ruined wank session right there.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Casimir Radon posted:

Smoking porn used to be a thing like 15 years ago, maybe it still is. Seemed to be mostly by milf actresses. Which made me think of how gross they must smell, and there's a ruined wank session right there.

How you doin?





Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Women burglarizing their neighbors citrus fruits and presumably getting caught and trying to seduce the owner. Like goddamn ladies how bad is your lemon habit you gotta go jump fences and poo poo, stripping those trees bare?

Japanese dwarfs that are made to resemble a 5 year old boy who repeatedly gets molested by adult women :stonk:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Randarkman posted:

It never said that the app is hugely popular, just that it exists. For all you know Icelanders may enjoy banging their cousins. A desolate, volcanic, incest island.

You almost never see Icelanders on the internet, they're def. into some crazy poo poo :thunk:

Much like the French, who mostly stay on their own sub-sections of internet. They're into something called "telecharger", probably advanced j/o crystal tech.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mooey Cow posted:

You almost never see Icelanders on the internet, they're def. into some crazy poo poo :thunk:

Much like the French, who mostly stay on their own sub-sections of internet. They're into something called "telecharger", probably advanced j/o crystal tech.

There's only like 100k of them, and most of them are playing EVE

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

RFC2324 posted:

There's only like 100k of them, and most of them are playing EVE

Is it possible to maroon yourself on a crappy little planet and sort of start a sort of society in EVE? Because that's what an icelander will do.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Icochet posted:

Is it possible to maroon yourself on a crappy little planet and sort of start a sort of society in EVE? Because that's what an icelander will do.

No, you can't even really go on planets at all in any meaningful way. You can build space farms on them and play space hay day, but you can't even land.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

women dress up as pogs and a fat guy slams them.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

Devils Affricate posted:

two old GAY IDIOTS learn how to turn on the loving MIRCOWAVE

Thanks. Now this is all I want out of life. :sigh:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SleepySonata posted:

Thanks. Now this is all I want out of life. :sigh:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

BIG DICK MAN HAVE SEX HOT GIRL (EXPLICIT)

Barudak
May 7, 2007

COUPLE FUCKS WHILE TRAIN GOES THROUGH TUNNEL (IMPLICIT)

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
I can finally die happy.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
HOW many BALLS can fit in her MOUTH? the 8 BALL will SURPRISE you!

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Guy gets a HANDY but her hands are ICE COLD but it WORKS OUT anyway.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

STRANGERS gently caress THEN MUTUALLY REGRET IT

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
PACKAGING TROUBLE

SOY SAUCE FERMENTATION

WALK-BY HAIR FRAGRANCE (FEMALE)

TYPEWRITER/MECHANICAL KEYBOARD FETISH

EYE ROLL AROUND

RUNNING NOSE (SPICY FOOD)

THUMB STUCK

MIDDLE FINGER STUCK

FINGER STUCK (OTHER)

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

GIRL NEXT DOOR comes over and COMPLAINS ABOUT DOG POOP

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Valko posted:

Uh, dude... When the vikings came to Ireland they kidnapped the most attractive women before moving on to Iceland.

I don't think they were that discerning. It's mostly just that Iceland was settled almost exclusively by men (there were some Irish monks there beforehand but I think the Norwegians who settled there killed them) and for women they got Irish slave women they either captured or bought in Dublin (which was a slave trading city).

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Naked lady plays with thermostat.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Palpek posted:

Japanese gently caress Machine Go-Kart Race

I'm ashamed that I know what you're referring to.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
YOUNG COUPLE watch GAME OF THRONES and DISCUSS THE MERITS OF FEUDALISM [HOT DEBATE]

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Panfilo posted:

Women burglarizing their neighbors citrus fruits and presumably getting caught and trying to seduce the owner. Like goddamn ladies how bad is your lemon habit you gotta go jump fences and poo poo, stripping those trees bare?


YOU SUCK DICK FOR LEMONS

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
When you nut in space it push you back

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



OMFG FURRY posted:

YOUNG COUPLE watch GAME OF THRONES and DISCUSS THE MERITS OF FEUDALISM [HOT DEBATE]
HOT ROLEPLAYING as Musclebound Bull pours molten gold on Sissy Cuck

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Telebite posted:

18 & 19 YRS OLD
1920s PORN
3D
ABS
ABUSED SHOES
....
WRISTJOBS
XXX HARDCORE
YAWNING
YOGA PANTS
ZENTAI
ZIT POPPING
ZIT SQUEEZING
talk to transformer says:

TITS CAN'T BE GREDDING (NOT IN poo poo)
THERAPY SHAME
YASHA CUTTING
EATING IN TOUCH
GIRL-FRIENDLY CRUSHING
DAD'S PUNCHING
WHITELISTING
SHORT DRESSING
BLACK PUNCHING
FRIENDLY MURALISTIC SHOUTING
HELPING WOMEN WHO HAVE FELT MISUNDERSTOOD BY MEN

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Manky Tungeon posted:

talk to transformer says:

TITS CAN'T BE GREDDING (NOT IN poo poo)


Boom, got it in one

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
just found out this is a fetish thing. flushing underwear in toilets

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5PiKrn8Fv8qEGlHahesiIA/videos

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Caught my wife sitting on the dryer..?

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Telebite posted:

Caught my wife sitting on the dryer..?
Caught my wife making GBS threads on the dryer. He comes down to put in some socks and watches her squatting on top of the dryer, pushing a huge turd. Their eyes meet, time freezes for a second that lasts eternity, then the turd plops.

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