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I chew watermelon until its just pulp and then spit it out into a cup.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:55

# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:15

I chew watermelon until its just pulp and then spit it out into a cup.

You're not supposed to eat the green part.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:02

I chew watermelon until its just pulp and then spit it out into a cup.

That's what you're supposed to do with cucumber seeds

# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:06

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Had some just now. I hadn't washed the cutting board properly so a few slices had a piquant hint of onion :discourse:

# ? Jul 26, 2019 17:33

That's what you're supposed to do with cucumber seeds

eat the cucumber seeds

# ? Jul 26, 2019 17:58

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

We back baby

# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i eat watermelon like i eat rear end

you swallow the seeds?

# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:12

does honeydew count or do i need to make another thread

# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

those golden honeydew I think they're called are my favorite melon

# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:16

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer