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This thing is not gonna backfire at all.quote:Neuralink, Elon Musk's fourth and least visible company, will become a bit less secretive Tuesday with a livestreamed presentation about its technology to connect computers directly to human brains. Neuralink accepted applications from some folks to attend the San Francisco event to hear "a bit about what we've been working on the last two years," but the rest of us can tune in online at 8 p.m. PT Tuesday.  quote:In an era dominated by tech giants that have succeeded through computing hardware, software and services, Musk stands out as an entrepreneur who's got a knack for other parts of the physical world -- things like electricity, rocks and gravity. I like the idea of low orbit satellites more.
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Jul 16, 2019 08:47
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This could potentially be a fantastic way to remove all the nerds and turds from the general online and the flesh world. All stitched in to a cerebral heroin needle until they starve.
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Jul 16, 2019 08:50
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Actually the idea of shitposting on SA and pissing off mods without having to go through the terrible user experience of a qwerty keyboard is awesome. Johnny Mnemonic but he is into ponies. The night we burned chrome and installed brave browser. Neurobromancer. Count zero karma. Mona Lowtax overdrive.
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Jul 16, 2019 08:51
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immortalyawn posted:This could potentially be a fantastic way to remove all the nerds and turds from the flesh world. Connecting them to pornhub 24/7 with high speed broadband did not help why should this?
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Jul 16, 2019 08:53
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Not sure I trust the guy who can't reliably make cars that don't burst into flames with access to my cerebrum.
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Jul 16, 2019 09:05
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GBS can be as cynical as they want, but the truth is that anime is real now.
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Jul 16, 2019 09:09
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Necros posted:Not sure I trust the guy who can't reliably make cars that don't burst into flames with access to my cerebrum. let these interns jab needles in your brain pussy
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Jul 16, 2019 09:23
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The Protagonist posted:let these interns jab needles in your brain pussy
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Jul 16, 2019 09:59
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FactsAreUseless posted:GBS can be as cynical as they want, but the truth is that anime is real now. It always was friend, it always was.....
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Jul 16, 2019 10:07
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Needles in the brain? Did they even try the rear end first? Let me play Civ4 with a buttplug controller and you can have my money Elon you stupid gently caress
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Jul 16, 2019 10:17
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FactsAreUseless posted:This intern's technique... incredible! 1000 perfectly refined needle jabs in less than a minute, and each one carefully aimed to avoid hitting the one place they need to be! I've never seen anything like it! "For the 100th times wash your hands and put on gloves before applying the needles , it's the third test human we lose because you guys keep eating cheetos before doing surgery and not wash your hands properly" "From now on if you lose another test subject you and your team will be the next in line to take the operation as test subjects" "Subject sued us, he did not like that a contractor installed a monero miner in his brain" "Due to spotty satellite reception, we need to actually put our test subjects inside the Trucks Fleet instead of making them drive trucks from hour headquarters. Unfortunately this mean one test subject per truck and needing to let them stop for the night according to regulation in different states" "No security incidents but Pizzas have arrived for everyone in the building, we are baffled by Director's generosity since he is away on a business trip" "Director is still angry for the incident that caused his credit card be used for buying pizza to everyone in the building the other day. We are still investingating how it could happen but every security log vanished" "Director wants to talk to all of us, meeting is scheduled in the posh basement meeting room. There will not be pizza, unfortunately" "Subjects surreptitiously accessed the security subsystem of the labs and locked us all in. We advise to review security protocolos and the firewalling between subjectnet and the rest of the corporate lan once the situation returns to normal." "From our tiny window in this office in the basement we can see that trucks from amazon are dropping parcels at the front of the building. Still we haven't found a way to get out of this room and bypassing the armed robot guard"
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Jul 16, 2019 10:23
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Icochet posted:Needles in the brain? Did they even try the rear end first? Let me play Civ4 with a buttplug controller and you can have my money Elon you stupid gently caress They want to be able to deliver an IRL nerve stapling if you want to play Alpha Centauri every time you lose a unit, duh.
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Jul 16, 2019 10:25
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Can't wait to let a sewing machine go to town on my brain.
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Jul 16, 2019 10:36
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Can't wait to live out the lives of every character in a crusader kings 2 game
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Jul 16, 2019 11:15
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I am ready to cast aside my meat-body to live in the computer as a half-vampire elf.
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Jul 16, 2019 11:42
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I am ready to cast aside my meat-body to live in the computer as a half-vampire elf. Who has that kind of money? We're definitely gonna be orcs and goblins and the rich will hunt us.
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Jul 16, 2019 11:47
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Please connect my brain to a Korean news animation world.
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Jul 16, 2019 11:47
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I am ready to cast aside my meat-body to live in the computer as a half-vampire elf. hell, same
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Jul 16, 2019 13:03
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Icochet posted:Who has that kind of money? We're definitely gonna be orcs and goblins and the rich will hunt us. imo, Mr. Musk knows what the public wants, so Big Titty Goth Vampire Elves will be in the initial release, and Goblins will be the paid DLC. We know the completionists will buy all of them anyway.
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Jul 16, 2019 13:09
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Tesla Autopilot is people! But none of them have ever driven a car and also it turns out that putting your brain in a jar causes severe brain damage 
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Jul 16, 2019 13:12
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How don't care HOW big those anime tits are or HOW fast they can get streamed into my brain. I'm not having a jack sewn into my brain so that an always on internet connection can beam pop up adds into my mind 24/7 while I sleep and record my constant thoughts about sex and wondering if this thing I'm looking at is safe to eat. I type 90% of that in already I don't need that last vestiges of my private humanity stripped away. I realize this makes me sound old I guess, but sadly I actually mean it :/
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Jul 16, 2019 13:42
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If they wanted you to test it and said "You will be hooked up to the Internet neurally. You will be able to have all the sex with camgirls and anime girls. But there is an x% chance it will completely fry your brain." How low would x have to be before you did it?
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Jul 16, 2019 14:02
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I ain't gonna let elon musk give me beefbrain
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Jul 16, 2019 14:04
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Just fry the brain no need for anime
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Jul 16, 2019 14:05
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I'm gonna build a machine to send Arnold Schwarzenegger back in time to kill Elon Musk before he is born.
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Jul 16, 2019 14:08
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So when do we get Cybill?
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Jul 16, 2019 14:21
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Not gonna lie if they do invent virtual reality MMOs my life as I know it is most likely over
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Jul 16, 2019 14:21
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The VR future is going to look a ton like the largely-forgotten YA novel "Space Demons."
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Jul 16, 2019 14:24
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Like yeah kayaking to see the swallow tail kite migration is cool and all but I could be at home literally fighting a dragon sooooo...
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Jul 16, 2019 14:31
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Anime has always been real though  E: Somebody already made this joke in a previous post  And for that matter, a previous thread, too...
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Jul 16, 2019 14:34
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Maybe it's real for some of you But afaik its cartoons with big eyes and tits? Who cares 
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Jul 16, 2019 15:31
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guestimate posted:Maybe it's real for some of you I'm not sure if you realize this but actual girls are full of literal human poo poo, just saying
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Jul 16, 2019 15:34
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FactsAreUseless posted:GBS can be as cynical as they want, but the truth is that anime is real now. Should have known you were in the beta group.
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Jul 16, 2019 15:38
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“ my god.. it’s full of anime.. they should have sent a HHHRRRNTGHH” *slumps over with smoke billowing from ears/dickhole*
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Jul 16, 2019 15:38
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Just a year ago Elon Musks hyper tunnel became a regular car tunnel so I'm excited to see what this nonsense ends up being reduced to
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Jul 16, 2019 15:47
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I don't see them mention anime anywhere in there. It just sounds like useful technology to aid the paralyzed. You know, hook their brain up to a computer, hook the computer up to a wheelchair and voice synthesizer. That being said, if you weren't already profoundly paralyzed you'd have to be a moron to volunteer for this.
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Jul 16, 2019 16:01
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The tragedy is that paralyzed people can't raise their hand and thus can't volunteer for anything
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Jul 16, 2019 16:10
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Icochet posted:The tragedy is that paralyzed people can't raise their hand and thus can't volunteer for anything Some of 'em can blink.
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Jul 16, 2019 16:11
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Yeah the fakers
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Jul 16, 2019 16:12
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Elon Musk will make Deadelus Encounter real
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