In 2020 you are now required to register a Gamertag at birth

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Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

You and your significant other have a child and the nurse hands you a birth registration form to fill in the child�s name and uniquely identified Gamertag

What do you put?

# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:27

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

xXxfuckedupbuttholexXx

# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:31

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

kyle1996

# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:41

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

FactsAreUseless posted:

kyle1996

Brb Naming my kid Kyle1997

# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:44

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:48

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:54

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:57

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:58

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 11:51

The Bramble: Mar 16, 2004

No, Melissa, ~cLaIrV0YaNcE~ will not be given the [PwD] clan tag on his birth certificate, even if he is our son. You know that in my family, you have to earn it.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:08

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:13

GewuerzKahn: Jan 7, 2014; My opposable nipples are hurting me.

ShadowTux20

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:14

Ad by Khad: Jul 25, 2007; Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.

"Ma'am? We kinda... we kinda need you to leave the room, the birth is over, everything went okay"

"Ugh... I'm thinking, okay? I didn't expect xXxfuckedupbuttholexXx to already be taken"

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:26

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

fruit-o-me-loins

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:27

autism ZX spectrum: Feb 8, 2007; by Lowtax; Fun Shoe

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:36

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Mniverse Uaster

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:40

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:44

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:46

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

"I couldn't name my kid Sephiroth so i used a bunch of alt characters and now his VR school crashes when they call his name"

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:49

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

All the names are taken now, thank God I had my daughter back in 2015 when I could give little KhaleesiHillaryxoxo a bright future.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:53

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

LilBabyPenis420

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:57

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

IMO, I'd be a fool to name my child until I saw the test results that predict his or hers future Streaming Style.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 12:59

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

IMO, I'd be a fool to name my child until I saw the test results that predict his or hers future Streaming Style.

Angry Video Game Ranter With British Voice

# ? Jul 16, 2019 13:14

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Oh no it's another one of those, honey! Let's dump it at the nearest fire station and never speak of it again.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 13:15

DeathCrabForCutie: Jul 14, 2019; oh fuc-

QueefEater666 will thank me oneday

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Angry Video Game Ranter With British Voice

poo poo. Ultra-late-term abortion it is then.

DeathCrabForCutie fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Jul 16, 2019

# ? Jul 16, 2019 13:36

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

-_LilPunkInAss_-

Xhe my lil punkin while xhe punkin yo's...what?

# ? Jul 16, 2019 13:36

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 13:50

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

WeedlordBonerHitler4202069

# ? Jul 16, 2019 13:51

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

It's important to give a child a name that will help them get on in the world, so I hope no one takes "Hitler-Did-Nothing-Wrong" before my son is born.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 13:51