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Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop


A vanilla-less game of Mafia for 13 players.

Roles will be RNG'd once and not fudged. Deadlines will be strictly observed and relatively short, nights will be run like clockwork lasting exactly 24 hours. Lurking is not welcome. Please don't sign up if you don't want to play. Follow standard Mafia rules and etiquette. There are no cults, deathmillers, jesters, or other mod fuckery in this game. There will be no vanilla roles.

Player List

bowmore, Yobamonadu was lynched D1.
Mr. Steak, Keanu, was beaten to a pulp N1.
Hal Incandenza, Thanos, was beaten to a pulp N1.
Mr. Humalong, ??? has disappeared without a trace.
b-minus1, Yodakeanos, was found exploded in a smoking crater N1.
Dick Bastardly, Keanobamos, was asphyxiated N1.
SalTheBard, Keanos, was lynched D2.
imgay, Obamos, was cut up into little cauterized chunks N2.
bernstrike, Yobamos, was cut up into little cauterized chunks N2.

Lumpen fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Aug 4, 2019

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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

I'll do the thing.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

I DON'T ALWAYS
HERDY DUR MUR FLERP FLERPITY
FLOOPIN
BUT WHEN I DO
I YER DER FLERPITY
THURN DER DERMIN
BORK! BORK! BORK!




i hope i get vanilla

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




This is the greatest OP in a mafia game

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Hal Incandenza posted:

This is the greatest OP in a mafia game

Perfect in every way

Squiggly
Jan 25, 2006

I'm Your Huckleberry


Obamos looks like a guy I'd have a beer with so what if he snapped half of all life away

I'm in but you know which role I'd better get

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

yeah ok

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

Hal Incandenza posted:

This is the greatest OP in a mafia game
Thanks! Is this a signup?

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



Obamos looks like The Rock

This is a sign up

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




Lumpen posted:

Thanks! Is this a signup?

Naturally

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


i think im really loving gettin the mafia bug lately.

idk if i can handle even the 2 games im in if i dont die early in yam's. but im having so much fun in both of them so sign me up!

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



filling up fast

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Mr. Humalong posted:

filling up fast

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


filling up fast!

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




Whoa

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before


Ok

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

Sounds fun.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



LUMPEN,

THIS IS THE BEST OP THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

LETíS GET TO WORK.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I agree about the op great job.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Obamos looks like the rock

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

I posted this with nothing planned, just the image. I have been working on the setup. This game will be extremely nonstandard and might be pretty crazy. It will be extremely experimental and may only be Mafia-like. Iím still formulating the concepts and changing things all around every day, but I am hoping that by launch I will have it all architected into an experience that is novel, compelling, balanced, and not possible to break.

Anyway, fair warning it could be quite a ride if my instincts and intuitions lead m to the right decisions, or a total shitshow if my dumb brain overlooks some fundamental flaw in my audacious attempt to try something new.

Still I promise there will be no mod-dishonesty, no fudging, no wincon shifting, and I will try to run a game that respects your time and effort. Thanks for signing up.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

Thank you Lumpen looks fun

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


i dreamt that i received a role pm for this game and the role was called "hat-bearer" and made no sense.
thanks for listening lol

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


lets play some mafia ya freaks

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


yeah c'mon two more people

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


dont give lumpy time to balance his setup! lets start now!

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Mr. Steak posted:

yeah c'mon one more person

ftfy

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Mr. Steak posted:

dont give lumpy time to balance his setup! lets start now!

oh :monocle:... ok

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


oh i thought you signed up already for some reason lol

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

poo poo, I need to get writing and finish the grand plan before the last slot fills, drat.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004




Yo, I'm in. I don't think I've played mafia before which based on yonder venn might be a good thing.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Jaded Burnout posted:

Yo, I'm in. I don't think I've played mafia before which based on yonder venn might be a good thing.

yay!

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


usually the "standard rules" are laid out in the OP but generally these are observed: players voted out during the day cycle the require a majority vote, after a player is voted out a :redhammer: is posted and in thread discussion stops (at least discussion about the game state, other general non game related chatting is usually permissible at this time), day cycles last about 48 irl hours, nights are 24. uuummmmm......... OH YEAH, it is highly recommended to have PM's turned on (discord is also a popular option as of late) so the mod of the game can communicate to you outside the thread, which reminds me, out of thread communication between players is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN (unless otherwise stated in your role PM from the mod)

Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Jul 29, 2019

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


iv'e probably missed some other important and/or helpful tidbits

the local mafia dads/moms will fill in the gaps if there are any significant ones :)

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


oh yeah NO EDITING POSTS on pain of modkill (after the game "officially" starts)

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

Ah, geez. Okay I will get roles out tonight and finish setting up the Discord. I wish you all the best of luck.

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

{GAME DAY XXX}
[EXT - EARTH IN RUINS - DUSK]
Amidst a heated scrum, one pointy-eared, bearded, besuited, hulking figure lifts a golden gauntlet above his head, thumb poised to strike middle finger. He stands atop piled corpses, and other similar figures grasp toward the gauntlet, their greenish claws, or blackish, whitish, and purplish hands, all desperately pulling and fighting to take the gauntlet for themselves, or prevent the final outcome that is about to occur.
[FREEZE FRAME]
[RECORD SCRATCH]

YOBOMAKEANOS (voice over)
Yep, thatís me. Yobomakeanos. The most powerful and perfect entity ever to exist in all the galaxy. You might be wondering how I ended up here. Well, itís a crazy story.... But first, we have to go back to Day 1.


{GAME DAY 1}
[EXT - EARTH - DAY]
A butterfly lights gently on the Infinity Gauntlet. Thanos gazes at the fully-bejeweled gauntlet, a mischievous glint in his eye.

YOBOMAKEANOS (voice over)
This big guy, thatís Thanos. I guess you could call him my granddad. I call him a big stupid loving dickhead. Letís just say we donít get along. He had the Infinity Gauntlet and all 6 of these Infinity Stones, and he could have done right then what Iím about to do, or even worse.

But instead he decided to use Omnipotence to make the impossible real: to have a baby with US President Barack Obama. They called their son Obamos. Obama cared for Thanos and Obamos of course, but secretly he lusted for more power. He convinced Obamos to make his dream come true, Obamos stole the Reality Stone and used it to bring Yoda into the family... and along came Yobama. Thanos got really jealous and, retaking the Reality Stone, decided to procreate with Keanu Reeves, and thus Keanos was spawned. But then Yoda and Keanu really hit it off and somehow Yodanu was the result. Things got a little crazy when the Reality Stone got tossed up into the air and juggled around between everyone and when the dust cleared, there were Yobamos, Keanobamos, Yodakeanos, and Yobamonadu. My four dads. Yeah, they made me.
Iím the only actually worthy thing to come out of this whole mess, and thatís why I decided I was going to snuff out all my dads, uncles, grandpas, and all the rest of the life, everywhere, until itís all just me.
All Yobomakeanos, the best, the only. After all, Iím inevitable.

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

Everybody get in here please... https://discord.gg/adBZSp9

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.


Plaster Town Cop

Seeking one replacement! Roles finished, game should open tomorrow at approximately 1pm est. Thank you all for you patience.

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Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!



I will replacement be

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