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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Why the heck does a multi-million dollar movie use the same Bear Noise that SyFi used in their C-level flick about a radioactive grizzly bear? Or every single show ever that uses the Semi Truck Honking and Passing By noise when the idiot protagonist almost swerves into the wrong lane? Unless someone does something, I fear that for the next seven or so decades I'm alive (being an optimist here) I will be exposed to That Bear Noise or the lesser known Crocodile Noise because someone is too lazy to poke a bear or crocodile and record the noise it makes, so they'll just default to the decades old one

Come on now, its lazy and dumb!

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


>:ovr:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
PLAY: AIRHORN

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
I mean really, look at this garbage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMgOW5psrYo

Not to count the innumerable times it appears elsewhere

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


buglord posted:

I mean really, look at this garbage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMgOW5psrYo

Not to count the innumerable times it appears elsewhere

That is absurd

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/345738052255350785/601228175552413712/AIRHORN.mp3

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAxYuCCJp7Y

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The original Doom used this sad animal grunt sound effect for the low level zombie enemies and I swear to god I still hear it getting used regularly in movies and TV to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el72n7U4Pos&t=184s

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

here's a whole hour-long video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-HUM65Wwig

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNvZYzg7o68

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."
Every movie with emergency responders and they have audio from dispatch or someone's radio..."seven eight point five code six, one oh five north avenue fifty two"

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
that one loving sound of a squeaky screen door opening and closing that seems to be the only one in existence

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Junk posted:

that one loving sound of a squeaky screen door opening and closing that seems to be the only one in existence
vweeeeep KSH

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



Does it have the pigcop sound?

Richard M Nixon posted:

Every movie with emergency responders and they have audio from dispatch or someone's radio..."seven eight point five code six, one oh five north avenue fifty two"

and this one that was in simcity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VebkRKfZoLI

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih4ye0c9p34

or this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3ra0CxCE0

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
TFR is the worst subforum by a country mile OP

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
wilhelm scream owns i live for wilhelm scream

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FxgVS7bylA

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
this is only kind of a "sound effect" but im pretty sure the on beep of my GE air conditioner and the on beep of my PS4 are the same beep

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
there's a synthwave mix made like just a month ago that uses the exact same sound effects as one of the radio channels in Grand Theft Auto 2 and i'm always like, what the gently caress are you doin here buddy, it's been 20 years

also there was a internet ad recently that had the old Ding sound from everquest, that one's also a little over 20 years

wtf

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


vandalism posted:

wilhelm scream owns i live for wilhelm scream

Agreed gotta be the wilhelm scram

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."

I remember it first from some Spiderman comic book maker pc game I had in the very early 90s

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I think when you grew up gaming in the 90's you inadvertently created a specialty compartilized part of your brain dedicated to cataloguing and recognizing stock sound effects.
Having dedicated sound designers back then was rare and unless you were huge budget developers like Westwood who could Foley loving flamethrowers and cars exploding you either created compressed digital effects, crap you smashed together with bad mics with your small staff, or mined stock sound effect libraries.

So the sound of kids laughing in Baldur's Gate, doors opening in Doom, doors creaking in Daggerfall, guns shooting in Wolf 3D, dragons roaring in Might & Magic 6, you would hear that poo poo FIVE TRILLION GOSH DARNED times through the course of the game with no variation, so they would be burned into the sound center of your brain for all eternity.

Almost every movie I watch has me recognizing stock sound effects. A lot of the libraries are straight up ancient, and harried sound techs who have a deadline will just squeeze volume reduced versions of these effects into scenes to fill them out when they can't be bothered to create unique samples.

I have to say that this poo poo has outright ruined scenes for me. I'm probably anal retentive of poo poo but few things smash the delicate illusion of film more than canned bullshit because it just immediately allows you to see the seams.

Anyway that's why the sound of Javert crunching when he kills himself in the newer Les Mis is one of the worst movies scenes of all times thank you for listening I drank too much coffee today.

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
I don't know why but I guess some sound designer in Japan in the early 2000s decided these goofy rear end Nickelodeon Gak sound effects were appropriate to put in survival horror games. Some of the worst offenders I can think of are The Ring: Terror's Realm and D2 on Dreamcast, which made copious use of them. I think Silent Hill 4 might have even used them - I know it definitely made some weird sound effect choices like generic burp sounds when hitting some enemies and the weird long-tongued dogs that roared like jaguars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1XlVjk4qNA

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mr. Bones posted:

I don't know why but I guess some sound designer in Japan in the early 2000s decided these goofy rear end Nickelodeon Gak sound effects were appropriate to put in survival horror games. Some of the worst offenders I can think of are The Ring: Terror's Realm and D2 on Dreamcast, which made copious use of them. I think Silent Hill 4 might have even used them - I know it definitely made some weird sound effect choices like generic burp sounds when hitting some enemies and the weird long-tongued dogs that roared like jaguars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1XlVjk4qNA

Lol yes, the nurses in SH4 burped, if you knocked them down on stairs they would continuously burp with each stair their inert model would slide down.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Video evidence https://youtu.be/TiDz69EqlFk

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

lol

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
this is the main reason...

https://www.sound-ideas.com/Product/42/General-Series-6000-Sound-Effect-Library

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

That one creaking door sound effect. Just ruins the immersion.

Poll needs to be a checkbox, OP.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:


I have to say that this poo poo has outright ruined scenes for me. I'm probably anal retentive of poo poo but few things smash the delicate illusion of film more than canned bullshit because it just immediately allows you to see the seams.


You can do this for music too by learning all the canned bits of music that appear everywhere if you want to ruin another thing :sadpeanut:

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
That child laugh. You know the one. It's in every generic prescription advertisement ever made and a billion made for TV movies.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Can't unhear it if you've ever played Daggerfall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyDCFaUotEg&t=2s

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Is there anything stopping someone making a low budget number from grabbing some sound equipment and just doing this poo poo themselves? Union rules maybe? Because while I don't give a poo poo about stock sounds in stuff I'm watching, I'd feel hacky using it in something I'm making

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

For some horrible reason I decided to play daggerfall last night and now all the loving sound effects are locked in my head forever. ASK ME ABOUT SKELETONS SCREAMING

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

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This is a must see! Those nurses burp a lot.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Burping nurses vid indeed a good click.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki4a4d7wJRQ

This isn't the only commonly used stock thunder sound effect, but out of all of them it stands out by far the most by being way too distinct of a pattern

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
"I think we should see other people"
"You really should grow up"
"It's not healthy for a guy your age to be playing so many video games"

Are all really overused

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

There's a stock monster sound that appears at the end of The Babadook that singlehandedly ruined the movie for me. Took an unsettling and creepy horror film right into B movie territory.

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

The horrible waterphone sound effect used in Gordon Ramsay's productions in America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdE2VdasvEU

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