looking to upgrade my grape rig

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mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

its a bit of an older one and the market is so saturated with new ones i dont even know WHAT to look for! how big should i get? chambers? battery? juice? im a little lost

pic: current rig

heres one i was thinking about. its a bit low tech

mind you i mostly do green grapes like in the pics. any thoughts on that as well?

# ? Jul 18, 2019 20:27

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:58

alnilam

there's a really nice technique to extract the juices and do something or other to them, i forget how it works cause it's pretty complicated and takes a while (involves wooden barrel??), but you can find the finished product around and it will gently caress you up pretty good

people say it's "the latest trend"but actually it's been around for a long time

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 18, 2019 21:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

grape salts are a good place to start op

# ? Jul 18, 2019 22:02

Finger Prince

Put as many grapes as you can fit into your mouth at once, then squeeze your cheeks with your hands.
It's the best.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 22:34

Goons Are Gifts

Usually you put it all in a big rear end wooden bowl, taken off your shoes and get right to it with your feet.

Make sure to have a camera around, no special reason.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 22:37

google THIS

Not to brag but my new rig has 64 gigs of wrath.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 22:43

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Not to brag but my new rig has 64 gigs of wrath.

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# ? Jul 18, 2019 22:54

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Listen, if you're really really into grapes--this is connoisseur level poo poo and DEFINITELY not for beginners because you can really get hosed up hard if you hit the juice a little much--there's a good rig out there to air cool your grapes so when you enjoy chilled grape throat hits.

Lemme find a pic, hang on.

Yeah I know it's a little bit pricey but them chilled grapes...bruh.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 22:54

redm

one time I got some grapes from a friend of mine in colorado, no joke they were like str8 up purple I was sailin :grin:

# ? Jul 19, 2019 01:19

Manifisto

prepuce repurposed posted:

grape salts are a good place to start op

google THIS posted:

Not to brag but my new rig has 64 gigs of wrath.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 19, 2019 02:49

Manifisto

I have finally gone cordless with my grape rig. yes recharging the batteries is a pain but who wants to drag an extension cord to every picnic?

# ? Jul 19, 2019 02:51

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

google THIS posted:

Not to brag but my new rig has 64 gigs of wrath.

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 19, 2019 03:35

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

so i tried out this grape rig tonight

decent power, sleek steel design

and...uh

i think i hosed up. help???

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 19, 2019 05:26

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# ? Jul 19, 2019 10:10

Twenty Four

sifting through my grapes, picking out the seeds

# ? Jul 19, 2019 12:45

FutonForensic

mailorder bees! posted:

pic: current rig

not to bust your balls OP, but this is a disguised sex toy, specifically designed for busting balls

# ? Jul 19, 2019 16:33

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

yeah, all the original grape rigs were. now that the art has evolved a bit id like to move to something purpose made

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 19, 2019 22:49

Space Taxi

You should really upgrade to a raisin rig. It's the latest tech. More compact and 400% more wrinkle density per grape.

# ? Jul 20, 2019 01:58

Scaly Haylie

but can it do grape nuts?

# ? Jul 20, 2019 19:49

Homo Simpson: by Smythe

Looking to upgrade my rape rig parody thread lol

# ? Jul 21, 2019 01:47

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Lizard Wizard posted:

but can it do grape nuts?

those are neither grapes nor nuts. they�re actually legumes

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 21, 2019 06:11

google THIS

Homo Simpson posted:

Looking to upgrade my rape rig parody thread lol

Love to get me some rapeseed on myself, here's my current rig.

# ? Jul 21, 2019 23:37

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

home oil pressing has always intimidated me a bit but im interested in learning more

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 21, 2019 23:47

alnilam

Fellow athlete: bruh, do you juice?

Me, thinking about my home oil pressing rig: uhhh not exactly?

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 22, 2019 00:29

google THIS

I built a hat with robotic arms that keeps offering grapes to people around me while saying "Dude, you've got to try these, they totally taste like cotton candy!" so I can keep getting my own grape on without interruption.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jul 23, 2019

# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:03

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:58

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# ? Jul 24, 2019 18:55

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