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when i was 9 years old or something my dad stopped at a gas station and gave me some money to go buy a drink. for whatever dumb reason i decided to get a red bull and i don't remember what it was like but i remember my dad going "you're drinking that, huh. how is it?" and i guess i said it was alright but i can't be too sure. anyway, i had to wake up hella early today and had trouble falling asleep last night, so i'm not running on a full 8 hours. i drank coffee this morning which made me slightly less groggy, but a few hours went by and i was still feeling out of it. i decided to buy a red bull. the line was taking loving forever so i cracked it open. the cashier was cool with it because i remained in line to pay - if you're in a pinch you can eat/drink in line as long as you brandish your wallet at some point. my first impression was that this poo poo tastes so goddamn sugary. this wasn't surprising because the nutritional info states that there's a fuckton of sugar in it. i considered buying the sugar free red bull, but i figured that's even less healthy than the regular one for reasons i don't quite understand. aside from that, i wasn't too concerned with the health risks. energy drinks are like stim-packs in starcraft where yes your terran troops move faster but they also lose some health. i was aware of the sacrifice. the energy rush kind of felt like when i used to be prescribed adderall, only the tunnel vision wasn't as intense and i still remained incredibly charismatic like i always am. even when i felt flushed a few hours later, i didn't feel like absolute poo poo which was nice. however, i can't imagine drinking this poo poo every day. same goes for any energy drink to be honest. do people substitute coffee for this stuff for the extra kick, or do they legitimately think it tastes amazing?
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i do have to admit that while i don't care for their beverage, red bull tv is dope and they sponsor a lot of cool events as well
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Jul 19, 2019 20:10
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They make it with bull cum or at least that is what we all heard when it first came out when I was in elementary school
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Jul 19, 2019 20:11
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Red Bull is pretty gross, but those Monster energy drinks are just vile. I knew a guy who drank at least one every shift and I can’t imagine that is healthy for you (although he was one of those really skinny guys who eats nonstop but never gains weight).
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Jul 19, 2019 20:15
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Nooner posted:They make it with bull cum or at least that is what we all heard when it first came out when I was in elementary school iirc there was talk about bull "intest-STINE" but some kids thought they were badass drinking bull intestines or something. i dunno what the former is.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:15
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Monster is terrible. Monster zero is actually a bit more palatable but the text on the bottle is literally poo poo like "you asked, we listened, here's a zero-cal less sweet monster for all our lady monster junkies out there!!!"
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Jul 19, 2019 20:18
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I don't feel anything from energy drinks anymore. Or caffeine in general. Or life 
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Jul 19, 2019 20:19
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@OP take a look at this video and just give me your thoughts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs
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Jul 19, 2019 20:20
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Red Bull gives you Cancer
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Jul 19, 2019 20:21
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i used to drink rockstar every day. now i have coffee. still drink rockstars every now and again
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Jul 19, 2019 20:22
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Ehud posted:@OP take a look at this video and just give me your thoughts lol'd @ "MILFs dig it, and you will too" but drat red bull's influencers are pretty creative she also looks like the mother to a kyle
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Jul 19, 2019 20:24
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My first energy drink was a Tab and I bought it because I thought it was a new regular pop. Then I was wired all day. Well, that’s my story
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Jul 19, 2019 20:24
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What is your opinion on 4 Loko, OP?
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Jul 19, 2019 20:24
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Red Rain is the walmart knockoff and at one point it came in 1L bottles. I drank a full one before an all nighter in college and ended up not studying due to the fact that I had to walk around the neighbourhood so I wouldnt have a heart attack
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Jul 19, 2019 20:26
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EorayMel posted:What is your opinion on 4 Loko, OP? i tried drinking it once during senior week - a week where the highschool graduating class goes to the beach for a massive drug/alcohol binge and everyone's fuckin. i didn't like it so i gave the rest to my friend and switched back to drinking rum because pirates are cooler than whatever the gently caress drinks a 4 loko i also never had an interest in vodka redbulls. i have even less of an interest now since vodka + spiked seltzer is a big mood these days
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Jul 19, 2019 20:32
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The only Monster energy I like is the “rehab” tea+lemonade. It’s delicious and is only about 2 cups of coffee worth of caffeine. Very little sugar as well iirc. Red bull just tastes like chemicals to me.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:36
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I've had Redbull a few times when it was popular back in like 20 years ago, and it tasted pretty gross and I can't remember it having any sort of effect. For sure not a "rush". Figured that was just marketing bullshit. Same with coffee; I can drink it but it don't make me feel nothing. Thinking I might be immune to caffeine 
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Jul 19, 2019 20:36
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The yellow Red Bull’s are dope
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Jul 19, 2019 20:38
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Macnult posted:whatever the gently caress drinks a 4 loko If personal experience counts: the unemployed I saw some in the market the other day and they are now 14(!)% abv holy hell that's some bang for your buck!
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Jul 19, 2019 20:43
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op if this is your first one in like 15 years then you probably ought to give it like 12-16 hours before you try to cum, just fyi otherwise your heart might not take it so well.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:44
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like i'm not kidding, you could do yourself some permanent damage here
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Jul 19, 2019 20:45
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Clarence Thomas drank a Red Bull before he forced himself on Anita hill. 
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Jul 19, 2019 20:52
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My friend and I bought a blue four loko like two weeks ago on a whim because we both had never tried one before. It tasted like blue. Would not buy again.
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Jul 19, 2019 21:08
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Jul 19, 2019 21:43
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OnceAndFuture DILF posted:The yellow Red Bull’s are dope yah & the "beach breeze" ones taste like fairy cum 
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Jul 19, 2019 21:51
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I have had one red bull in my life back in the 90s when it first came out. Tasted like liquid smarties. Bawls are really good and I will get one when ever I see them (which is not often).
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Jul 19, 2019 22:06
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You gotta put Jager in it
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Jul 19, 2019 22:19
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JEEVES420 posted:Bawls are really good and I will get one when ever I see them (which is not often). Dont sign you posts
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Jul 19, 2019 22:22
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I like the 16oz cans of Monster that say they are 2 servings. Like they actually expect you to drink half of it and put it in the fridge for later, even the carbonated ones.
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Jul 19, 2019 22:32
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:op if this is your first one in like 15 years then you probably ought to give it like 12-16 hours before you try to cum, just fyi my hearts been through worse, like that time i fell in love with a sailor
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Jul 19, 2019 22:33
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I usually drink at least two Amp energy drinks a day as well as one or two coffees and I'm just fine, hearts are supposed to feel like this
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Jul 19, 2019 22:44
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OP, have you tried the Kickstart things? They're not too bad. I got everyone at work hooked on the orange one then stopped drinking them. They even have original Mountain Dew ones too
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Jul 19, 2019 22:46
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i like the yellow one
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Jul 19, 2019 22:47
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Macnult posted:my hearts been through worse, like that time i fell in love with a sailor no seriously it's on their website  https://www.redbull.com/gb-en/energydrink/is-red-bull-energy-drink-safe
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Jul 19, 2019 22:48
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Hell Yeah posted:i like the yellow one 
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Jul 19, 2019 22:49
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I used to like guru back when they made the juice flavored ones.
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Jul 19, 2019 22:52
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:no seriously it's on their website i'm going to have sex tonight and if i die then i guess i got my wings
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Jul 19, 2019 22:52
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I actually don't hate red bull and I don't know why. I like the tang
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Jul 19, 2019 22:52
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"Ejaculatory Concern"
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Jul 19, 2019 22:53
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Red Bull: it
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