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Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Are you socially desired and can you barely go a day without being complimented on your good looks, or would the most misogynistic of lookist incels sympathize for your aesthetic situation?






Maybe you are middle of the road and your looks has never been much a consideration!



Discuss your beauty, GBS 💄

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
gently caress NO BITCH

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I look pretty good, thanks for asking

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I've been accused of being handsome, yes.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm good, looking.

naem
May 29, 2011

I have the personality of a likable dork but at various points in my life i’ve been considered somewhat good looking, enough that it doesn’t match up and leads to unwanted attention

wacky hyginks ensue coming this fall to ABC Family®️™️©️

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I think I'm pretty decent looking but my terrible personality knocks a few numbers off the old 1-10

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Being a goon ought to knock off some points imo.

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
I used to be morbidly obese and gross back in highschool. Then I learned how to do makeup, lost a lot of weight, and got shredded thanks to a physically demanding job. Now I'm average-to-good-looking.

It feels weird as gently caress, and it makes me kind of bitter if I compare the ways people have treated me. It's also doubled the amount of creeps who notice me, so that's fun.

DeathCrabForCutie fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jul 20, 2019

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hey at least people talk to you instead of running into the woods, screaming, never to return.

This brings up memories...

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
The OP looks like an Oblivion NPC

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Post a picture of yourself first, OP

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

No, but I'm useful.

I can fix cars and do plumbing/electrical stuff around the house.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i look like the guy in last samurai who beat the poo poo out of tom cruise in the rain

good looking or not that's what i am

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Apparently children don't scream in horror when I walk down the boardwalk. So I think i'm ok.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

women like me but i'm not conventionally attractive.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I get pussy, yeah

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i stimulate the most sensitive erogenous zone:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sapiosexuals are the worst. Take one out for a date, and they bring a power drill!

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-

Colonel Cancer posted:

Hey at least people talk to you instead of running into the woods, screaming, never to return.

This brings up memories...

true, but they're never fun to talk to. It's always "ayy girl, lemme pee in that butt or I'll kill ya"-tier poo poo

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i'm an ugly bastard op

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I think I look like the hairy slav that I am

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
My mom says I'm handsome.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Yep.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
An easy one third of people are terrified of me and probably think Imma take their skulls for the blood god, so I'm guessing I'm not so hot looking.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Wall Balls posted:

i'm an ugly bastard op

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nah. i've had to deal with random people being scared of me all my life.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

I think I look like the hairy slav that I am

I look like who i am. -moridin

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-

Tony Snark posted:

An easy one third of people are terrified of me and probably think Imma take their skulls for the blood god, so I'm guessing I'm not so hot looking.

You just got to find yourself a lady-orc.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

i’m handsome and witty and non-threatening and my girlfriends always want to set me up with their friends in order to get dick deets

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Tell me more about you, OP.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I’m a cute boy

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kak posted:

The OP looks like an Oblivion NPC

I don't know what any of that means though

spacetoaster posted:

No, but I'm useful.

I can fix cars and do plumbing/electrical stuff around the house.

Would you marry a 6

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Honestly I got no idea.
In my opinion I range from "...holy poo poo" to "eh". But multiple times earlier in my life I've straight up asked myself "why does this very attractive woman want to have sex with me, what's happening" and so I figure they must have been looking at another guy, missed and got me

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
My mom says I'm a handsome young man :unsmith:

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Amicus curiae posted:

Maybe you are middle of the road and your looks has never been much a consideration!



What's going on with the subtle differences in these pictures? Is this before-and-after Facetune or something?

Facetune is evil incarnate

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hey inducing crippling self anxiety and image issues is no longer limited to teen magazines and fashion shows! The march of progress continues unabated.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I look about as charming as a prolapsed anus OP thank you for asking

:goatsecx:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Better put a ring on it

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

I look like a caveman who was frozen in ice and thawed out in the year 2019.

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