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Yeah and also I gently caress
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I'm a 4'8", 435lbs, balding, acnee ridden, disgusting troll with gout, a cheeto crumb ladden red neckbeard, facial tatoos and dreadlocks (even though I'm white). I only wear My Little Pony-related clothing, spend my days playing my DS and trying to strike up conversations with random people about my epic, 1750 pages long novel that deals with Sonic rebuilding the world according to libertarian principles after a zombie apocalypse. With that much beauty in one person, it's a wonder I haven't been made a mod yet.
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Jul 20, 2019 02:29
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No. Women look at me then quickly look away
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Jul 20, 2019 02:30
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Creamed Cormp posted:I'm a 4'8", 435lbs, balding, acnee ridden, disgusting troll with gout, a cheeto crumb ladden red neckbeard, facial tatoos and dreadlocks (even though I'm white). I only wear My Little Pony-related clothing, spend my days playing my DS and trying to strike up conversations with random people about my epic, 1750 pages long novel that deals with Sonic rebuilding the world according to libertarian principles after a zombie apocalypse. I'm fuckin with this and don't want nothing to do with you. How's that scratch your balls?
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Jul 20, 2019 02:37
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Gaunab posted:No. Women look at me then quickly look away  and i do not begrudge them
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Jul 20, 2019 02:38
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i'm getting better looking every year, I used to be kinda shrimpy but now people are getting fatter and shittier and i'm just getting prettier. To what ends?
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Jul 20, 2019 02:40
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Caesar Saladin posted:i'm getting better looking every year, I used to be kinda shrimpy but now people are getting fatter and shittier and i'm just getting prettier. To what ends? Why do you gotta out me like that fool? Say it to my face pretty boy.
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Jul 20, 2019 02:42
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Big Beef City posted:I'm fuckin with this and don't want nothing to do with you. How's that scratch your balls? you okay buddy?
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Jul 20, 2019 02:45
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Yeah but sometimes I think ppl get stuck on that and they don’t even acknowledge my huge penis and brain. The deeper me. 
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Jul 20, 2019 02:55
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yes but I don't bathe so I'm still repulsive
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Jul 20, 2019 03:00
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This was October. Love helps more than I ever knew.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:00
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My ex-wife said I was. Then I got put on a different med that led to gaining 80 lbs. and she left me. She complained about my weight. She was single for almost a year and ended up going out with a guy we both knew who was about six inches taller than me but outweighed me at my fattest by like 175 lbs. The fun was fatty and I worked together occasionally and used the same gym and shower and he had a Peter Griffin nudity-dick. As in he was fat enough to run around nude in cartoon life because you couldn’t find his peen so unlike a lot of angry exes in the world I actually knew that wasn’t the reason she Kramered out of matrimony so quickly.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:04
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Uh oh you better not disappear for half a year now
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Jul 20, 2019 03:04
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I have the confidence of a man with a huge dick so it doesn’t really matter
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Jul 20, 2019 03:11
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What's his name haha
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Jul 20, 2019 03:13
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No, I am about a "3" on the hotness scale. I have had plastic surgery twice (!) in order to go from a "0" to a "3". I'm a self-made millionaire retired at 37 and I would cheerfully give about 2mm USD to be average. Life really, really sucks as an ugly woman.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:23
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Yes I am attractive OP what of it.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:25
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The Management posted:I have the confidence of a man with a huge dick so it doesn’t really matter Just the confidence eh
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Jul 20, 2019 03:25
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A scale that goes from 0 to 10 where 0 and 10 aren't ideals incompatible with existence is a stupid scale imo.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:25
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Hyzenth1ay posted:No, I am about a "3" on the hotness scale. I have had plastic surgery twice (!) in order to go from a "0" to a "3".  And every woman hits it at around 50, 60 if she's incredibly fortunate/rich. I so hope you find happiness.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:28
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i don't go to the gym because i feel like it'd make things too easy for me if i was also ripped while having this face and hair
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Jul 20, 2019 03:28
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And dudes' dicks stop working by that age anyways, just take the money and wear a headscarf 
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Jul 20, 2019 03:31
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Yeah, but I'm fat and balding so it evens out
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Jul 20, 2019 03:32
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Hyzenth1ay posted:No, I am about a "3" on the hotness scale. I have had plastic surgery twice (!) in order to go from a "0" to a "3". Millionaire you say?
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Jul 20, 2019 03:33
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guestimate posted:This was October. Love helps more than I ever knew. Awwww, I miss Spin.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:37
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Psst that is spin
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Jul 20, 2019 03:45
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yeah but i need to get in shape. i have the beginnings of a beer gut because i like to drink beer. in the meantime i get a good number of matches on dating apps using pictures from a few years ago
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Jul 20, 2019 03:47
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"beginning of a beer gut", check out this loving phony. He doesn't even have a gut predating consumption of any beer, pshaw
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Jul 20, 2019 03:51
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Yea nigga
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Jul 20, 2019 03:52
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I am very attractive. If I weren't fat, I'd be fighting them off op.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:56
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Colonel Cancer posted:Psst that is spin Yeah, just found that out. I never claimed to be a bright man.
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Jul 20, 2019 03:58
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I look terrible, op that's why I spend so much time on the internet
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Jul 20, 2019 04:02
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I've had sex
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Jul 20, 2019 04:02
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Im a gross fat idiot
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Jul 20, 2019 04:08
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i'm cultivating a beer gut, haven't shaved or trimmed my beard in weeks, haven't gotten a hair cut in months, i'm in the middle of a heat wave sitting in my underwear, soaked with sweat because i don't have AC in the upper floor of my house, drinking natty lite and smoking cigs. so i pretty much look like living poo poo
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Jul 20, 2019 04:10
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Bitch, I'm adorable.
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Jul 20, 2019 04:13
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I’m the best looking mod at all the boat outings.
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Jul 20, 2019 04:15
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I am short, middle aged, with a bald spot, a beer gut and not particularly attractive. My students have laughed at me and compared me to Mr. Bean. It was not a compliment.
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Jul 20, 2019 04:18
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op, I'm looking california but I'm feeling minnesota.
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Jul 20, 2019 04:24
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I was once mistaken for a much better looking man
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