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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think if you overdo the roids it's permanent because your balls atrophy but IANAD. I assume if you do it intelligently you can avoid long lasting effects, afaik modern day steroid users use them in cycles.

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Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

deep dish peat moss posted:

I'm tall enough (6'2") to defend the fortress from goblins and ghosts and to pick you up high enough to see the top of the fridge, in case you ever wondered what it looks like up there.

Free wall calendars from the pharmacy. A yellowpages. I'm hoping to find a protective husband for Halloween, though.

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Colonel Cancer posted:

I think if you overdo the roids it's permanent because your balls atrophy but IANAD. I assume if you do it intelligently you can avoid long lasting effects, afaik modern day steroid users use them in cycles.

Isn't there also roid rage?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

deep dish peat moss posted:

I'm tall enough (6'2") to defend the fortress from goblins and ghosts and to pick you up high enough to see the top of the fridge, in case you ever wondered what it looks like up there.

*Song A Whole New World starts playing*

"I feel like I'm flying!"

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

a primate posted:

I’m always curious when people say they did steroids. Where do you get them? Where are all these back alley guys in overcoats supplying ball shrinking juice?

Some supplement stores sell them under the counter, usually the freestanding ones that aren't in malls or shopping complexes. I have no interest in steroids but have discovered this by accident on two occasions in different stores. In one of them I walked through the door and the guy at the counter had a bunch of vials out to show to a customer and was explaining how to use them. In the second one the sales person asked what goal I was hoping to achieve and what sorts of supplements I was after, then started recommending normal supplements before quickly escalating to offering steroids.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I don't want to get doxxed with a real photo so I sketched myself how I look while posting.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

RobattoJesus posted:

I don't want to get doxxed with a real photo so I sketched myself how I look while posting.



I like that posing pouch design mr. Jesus could you please write a short legally binding post opening the rights to the design

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I think I've got a serious case of Jean Claude Van Damme face. I don't look anything like him but do you remember that episode of Friends where Monica thinks he is totally hot but Rachel is confused by that? I overheard two girls talking about me like that once when they thought I was out of earshot. If anyone is curious check my posts in PYF post your picture thread.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

JK Fresco posted:

I like that posing pouch design mr. Jesus could you please write a short legally binding post opening the rights to the design

Sure thing, here's a close up of the design.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
been serious about lifting for 4 years, do steroids off/on

people do treat you differently and it's loving weird. changes your dating pool and not every girl likes a dude with a ton of muscle. a lot do though so ymmv.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm very handsome

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i'm a prettyboy who isn't really all that pretty. i'd probably be cute if i didn't still get acne at loving 30.

but i can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, i'm somewhat well-rounded and i know how to talk about things with people i like

So hey, where you from?

deep dish peat moss posted:

I became much more of a sexpot when I added a "gently caress macho bullshit forever" pin to my Daria t-shirt that swells over my big-rear end muscles, dad-bod tummy and pedicured feet.

So hey, where you from?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I might be attractive if I weren't fat

Crocoduck
Sep 25, 2012
My eyes are too far apart. Or too close together. Something something millimeters of bone.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I've had huge boobs since I was in junior high so I've never felt ugly. Facewise I'm average, but I've had dudes checking out my knockers for more than half my life so I guess I'm pleasing to the male gaze.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You are all very hamsome

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
some say i looked better as a boy, some say i look cuter as a girl.

either way, i know one thing- i have always been drop-dead gorgeous

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


RobattoJesus posted:

I don't want to get doxxed with a real photo so I sketched myself how I look while posting.


Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I've had huge boobs since I was in junior high so I've never felt ugly. Facewise I'm average, but I've had dudes checking out my knockers for more than half my life so I guess I'm pleasing to the male gaze.

Not really into huge breasts.

Congratulations though.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Yeah the size of the boobs isn't that important to me. It's more about the number of boobs. If you're triple-boobin' it like in total recall, you have my attention.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
According to what other people say I'm good looking and I catch people randomly staring at me a lot. But I'm an awkward goon so my looks are wasted. The joke is my life.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
I'm tall and lanky but looks wise I'm not a stud or a pretty boy but I'm not ugly either. So I guess that means I'm average-looking?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I'm good looking and successful. I'm also confident. And modest. Super modest, actually. Like the most modest. Like, I'm way more modest than you. Yes, you. Specifically.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
OP I gently caress if thats what you're asking

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
whenever i see a sexy chef i go :hey good-looking, which meals are you preparing today?

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

No. Women look at me then quickly look away

It could be that they're quite attracted to you, to the point where it makes them too bashful to look you in the eye.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
This is me:


So yeah, I'm extremely hot.

wanna peg trump
Jan 10, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
yes.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Nah I'm ugly but I'm mean-ugly which kind-of-sort-of has its own benefits.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I’m so ugly I’ve dried more panties than the Maytag Man

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I’m so ugly my left hand has metoo on the knuckles

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Noblesse Obliged posted:

I’m so ugly my left hand has metoo on the knuckles

lol

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I'm the middle-aged male version of the girl next door.

Approachable and middle-of-the-road attractive, but I don't put out 'cause I'm married.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Being attractive is hard because people have higher expectations of you then they do for ugly or short people.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I feel like some people here a bumping their own numbers a bit.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im basically ryan gosling but even better looking

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


people only consider me attractive because movie stars made the big-nosed long face look attractive. thank you ryan gosling, adrien brody, david arquette, edward norton, and the guy who played cameron on ferris bueller's day off for your service

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Burt Sexual posted:

I feel like some people here a bumping their own numbers a bit.

You say this in every thread about goon beauty.

It's kinda hurtful tbh.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I just looked in the mirror and I’m not sure now.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Rad-daddio posted:

You say this in every thread about goon beauty.

It's kinda hurtful tbh.

Perhaps we have too many and come off as boastful to other vBulletin boards :shrug:

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