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536
Mar 18, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Fuckin' Roadhouse man. This is what I call a loving movie.

Even has some Sam Elliot in it.

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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

But what if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Well, is she? :smug:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

poo poo now I gotta watch this lovely movie again because it still contains some funny lines. :smith:

536
Mar 18, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*gets caught having sex with minor in the back room*

the man : YOUR FIRED

lovely guy :"BUT I WAS ON MY BREAK!"

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

536 posted:

*gets caught having sex with minor in the back room*

the man : YOUR FIRED

lovely guy :"BUT I WAS ON MY BREAK!"

Yeah well stay that way. :madmax:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Also fyi Roadhouse is currently on Netflix :getin: gently caress AMC

And I'll say that the blind dude (or the people that actually play those songs) unironically rules

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jul 21, 2019

536
Mar 18, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
remember when tough guys could have long hair and it wasnt weird. those were the days

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

536 posted:

remember when tough guys could have long hair and it wasnt weird. those were the days

I USED TO gently caress GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Also reminder that you should be ashamed of yourself if you don't want Sam Elliott to narrate your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSo3g1gCWbQ

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

*Grips a sweaty and bloody faced man by the mullet after roundhousing his face*

"Please see this gentleman to the door." :smug:

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen

I forgot how lovely the Double Duece was... Guys passing out all over, not wearing shirts, bouncers kicking ppl out for not drinking but not for throwing bottles, waitress selling dope blatant as gently caress, and like they gotta buy new tables daily... this is at 15 mins in even... I wouldn't be surprised to see ppl just pissing on the wall and not bothering to go to the bathroom

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i mean you could do coke in lines at your table. the glory days

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

*In extremely Always Sunny Mac voice*

Yeah but I'm the cooler bro

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I’m the scene where jackie treehorn has one of his goons runs a monster truck through that guys car dealership

536
Mar 18, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Swayze : Sorry were closed.

dumbass: Then what are all these people doing here?

Swayze: Drinking and having a good time

*kicks his rear end*

And youre too stupid to have a good time.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

"The ones that're looking for trouble ain't usually ready for it"

*throws a flurry of anime-esque kicks before wiping a little sweat from his brow*

"Pain don't hurt." :smug:

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what is AMC. is that like a youtube channel or something

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

jimmyjams posted:

what is AMC. is that like a youtube channel or something

American Motors Corporation

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
it pisses me off that the doctor never cleans dalton's wound before she staples it up

for a great buick call 555 1234

Honky Dong Country posted:

And I'll say that the blind dude (or the people that actually play those songs) unironically rules

jeff healey

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Good luck on your thread new poster.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

jimmyjams posted:

what is AMC. is that like a youtube channel or something

There used to be an AMC theater in my home town but it's gone now.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

I’m the scene where jackie treehorn has one of his goons runs a monster truck through that guys car dealership

i'm the scene where the farmer lovingly gazes at dalton's glistening bod as he does taichi

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Me: *Glues a throwingnstar on my cowboy boot and goes to the double deuce.*
Dalton: left boot
Me (internally): God damnit!

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Jasper, Missouri

But it has mountains

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

nesamdoom posted:

I forgot how lovely the Double Duece was... Guys passing out all over, not wearing shirts, bouncers kicking ppl out for not drinking but not for throwing bottles, waitress selling dope blatant as gently caress, and like they gotta buy new tables daily... this is at 15 mins in even... I wouldn't be surprised to see ppl just pissing on the wall and not bothering to go to the bathroom

Nobody gives two shits about anything in that place. That's why it's called the Double Deuce

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*rips out OP’s throat*

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Leaded or unleaded?
Leaded :smug:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It would be cool if they could cg Swayzes role in roadhouse into dirty dancing or vice versa. Like all the fight scenes are him grinding on some dude and then every time that girl is sweet to him he goes into rear end kicking mode. :smuggo:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


My regular Saturday night thing

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I watched this again for the millionth time a few weeks ago and it still kicks rear end.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I ain't got twenty dollars :grin:

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
:(

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

1redflag posted:

*rips out OP’s throat*

My buddy told me to prepare for that moment when I watched it for the first time and holy poo poo it blew my mind.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

You know, Jeff Healey struggled for years to make it into the Jeff Healey Band.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I like how there are zero cops in the whole movie except for the very end and even when they do show up, they don't seem too concerned about the half dozen dead people at ben gazzara's house

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Me, hearing Roadhouse is on the TV

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Also ben gazzara is a millionaire somehow from extorting a tiny hick town in Texas?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Burt Sexual posted:

Good luck on your thread new poster.

Heh, a “new” poster in tyool 2019. I like your positive outlook, Burt Sexual!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

haljordan posted:

Also ben gazzara is a millionaire somehow from extorting a tiny hick town in Texas?

I think he was already rich and used that wealth to extort the town further

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






1redflag posted:

I think he was already rich and used that wealth to extort the town further

Yeah but how much is he pulling in from Red's auto shop? Like ten bucks a week?

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