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SniperWoreConverse posted:do these crystals have powerful energies tho? Only the ones that come out during a JO session
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:does it hurt to pee diamonds? I am not diabetic but kidney stones are incredibly painful and not just in ur pp.
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We're all getting to the age where prostate cancer is a real possibility. If any good at all comes out of this thread maybe it's that some goon will have a doc stick their hand up their rear end and tell them they have early stage cancer, and it gets successfully treated
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sweet thursday posted:We're all getting to the age where prostate cancer is a real possibility. If any good at all comes out of this thread maybe it's that some goon will have a doc stick their hand up their rear end and tell them they have early stage cancer, and it gets successfully treated You said the same thing about Cats.
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I think you're getting my posts confused with my Taylor Swift fanfic
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:does it hurt to pee diamonds? I mean, I dunno if you've ever made sweet tea but you can dissolve a lot of sugar in water. Particularly hot water. Also yeah froth in the urine is bad too. First thing when you wake up that isn't too uncommon, but consistently seeing it throughout your parched, piss-filled day isn't good.
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sweet thursday posted:We're all getting to the age where prostate cancer is a real possibility. If any good at all comes out of this thread maybe it's that some goon will have a doc stick their hand up their rear end and tell them they have early stage cancer, and it gets successfully treated my doc is pretty adamant about the lack of need for fingers up the butt for a prostate exam
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RFC2324 posted:my doc is pretty adamant about the lack of need for fingers up the butt for a prostate exam Just do it your self then.
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The sacrifice scene from the temple of doom, but played by ants. from the shadows, Antdiana Jones spots the three glowing glowing pystals which brought her here
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Update. Handyman came down. Major leak behind the wall. The elbow joint where the cold water valve is for some reason broke. Something to do with some copper to galvanized pipe reaction occurred and ate the copper. Heading to Home Depot to get an emergency repair patch. Tomorrow the real plumber is coming. 
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Piggy Smalls posted:Update. Handyman came down. Major leak behind the wall. The elbow joint where the cold water valve is for some reason broke. Something to do with some copper to galvanized pipe reaction occurred and ate the copper. Heading to Home Depot to get an emergency repair patch. Tomorrow the real plumber is coming. Thanks for the update. But where’s the pix of the project?
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Burt Sexual posted:Thanks for the update. But where’s the pix of the project? Tomorrow the real plumber comes
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Piggy Smalls posted:Tomorrow the real plumber comes Before, during, after. Wide angle
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He’s coming at 8am and I leave at 9 for work so may not get the during pics but can ask son to take it. This plumber I’ve known for a decade or more.
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A steady leak at an elbow behind a wall  What happens when you start plucking away at the organic mushroom mass that by now no doubt comprises 70% of your structural foundation?
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i'm the unnoticed utility bill anomaly
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The Protagonist posted:i'm the unnoticed utility bill anomaly Nah it’d be nothing noticeable, be fair.
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Burt Sexual posted:Nah it’d be nothing noticeable, be fair. Thanks Burt.
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Jesus christ, this thread is like soap opera with its twists. Not only does a goon get diagnosed with diabetes due to his posting but the op actually delivers!! Sick as feck so will finish my tale next day or so.
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RFC2324 posted:my doc is pretty adamant about the lack of need for fingers up the butt for a prostate exam Switch doctors, yours doesn’t find you attractive
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Foul Ole Ron posted:Jesus christ, this thread is like soap opera with its twists. soap operas have payoffs instead of the cast just sitting there smugly looking directly at the camera and rules lawyering a relationship
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what kind of rear end in a top hat puts two dissimilar metals together jfc show the shrooms I must see the shrooms
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SniperWoreConverse posted:what kind of rear end in a top hat puts two dissimilar metals together jfc Yeah even I know that you don't mix pipe metals like that specifically because it will corrode over time and break. And I'm not a tradesman, I've just absorbed that knowledge through osmosis because I deal with them at work. Whoever did that was green as heck or unprofessional enough to install something they knew would break later (long after they were gone). Some shoddy work in those walls!
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 Plumber is here. Need a whole new setup since the elbow joint is cracked. He’s going to cap it until he can get the parts. He said he needs to reroute some pipes since it’s a mess of pipes. My handyman who fixed my shower leak evidently used too much force to remove the shower handle assembly and cracked it a month and a half ago. Today’s cost $230. I gave him 250 for coming down ASAP.
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This thread has been very inspiring for me, creatively & in seeking the assessment of medical professionals. So much so in fact I left a present for a hapless med tech: I drink a shitload of water shutup. I also got my finger stuck by the sadist one; presumably she also had to handle my micturated effluence so this is fair. *drumroll* No enzyme anomalies of any kind, and the vampire robot device produced a number of 101, whatever that means. The twist to all of this is there is definitely a rough patch of hard, crystalline... something or other on the rim of my toilet that the ants enjoy. Maybe I simply have hereditary glycosuria that doesn't necessitate treatment? Maybe I am a formicidae demigod, certainly no one could prove it false.
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My sincere congratulations on the heartiness of your pancreas. I regret to inform you that the monster in your closet has diabetes.
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Spaced God posted:Where are the mushrooms op also post images of the mushroom kingdowm in the wall
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SniperWoreConverse posted:also post images of the mushroom kingdowm in the wall oh poo poo he called a plumber to deal with a mushroom kingdom is OP a princess?
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The Protagonist posted:This thread has been very inspiring for me, creatively & in seeking the assessment of medical professionals. So much so in fact I left a present for a hapless med tech:  The hell is wrong with you?
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This looks like a suprised gorilla emoji, thanks.
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goongrats on yr diagnosis
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bradzilla posted:
At least he went and got tested lol. I've never had a doctor make me pee in a literal cup though thats wild.
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