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Jesus Christ. Hell of a way to end the first page. SelenicMartian, I don't like this game very much.
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Aug 21, 2019 00:27
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I bet you didn't see this coming!
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Aug 23, 2019 14:58
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That is not how to do a conga line, game. I do like that they went to the trouble of having authentic Australian accents from all the five boroughs. One of these quotes is likely relevant: quote:-What's happening? quote:Now put your lips around it and blow, while I tell you about dreaming.
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Aug 23, 2019 18:13
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Kangra posted:That is not how to do a conga line, game. 
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Aug 23, 2019 18:32
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I can only imagine the professor getting a visit from Chris Hansen once he's back at his lab.
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Aug 23, 2019 18:40
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i have to say i didnt expect genocide in this game.
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Aug 24, 2019 04:27
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are you not EDUTAINED?!
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Aug 24, 2019 04:59
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that is easily the hottest groove I have ever heard on the subject of the ancient Egyptian method of gutting, salting, wrapping up and slathering their deceased in nice-smelling oils, resins and unguents I was skeptical of it initially but its funky beats won me over, much like Steve Martin’s “King Tut” e: everything else about the game had its heart in roughly the right place but was varying degrees of dumb af and pink panther isn’t supposed to talk god drat it Nevertheless, I enjoyed watching this kind of dumb game, thank you for playing this for us, and I look forward to further chart-topping hits about cultural practices ancient and modern SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Aug 24, 2019 |
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Aug 24, 2019 06:04
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Finding out that this was written by Emily Kapnek, the woman who created As Told by Ginger is certainly something. I want to say the catchy songs will stick with me, but the Sad Camp 8 Second Loop is all that I can think about right now.
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Aug 25, 2019 05:20
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I can't believe you're going to do the sequel.Triple A posted:are you not EDUTAINED?! Edit: Uhhh "Complete the Genocide" is maybe not the best episode title? Solumin fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Aug 25, 2019 |
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Aug 25, 2019 08:10
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It's from the old guy saying that his son learning abroad would complete the genocide. For the next episode title I'll use a quote from E. A.Poe.
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Aug 25, 2019 08:55
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Oh, yeah, fair enough.
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Aug 25, 2019 09:07
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 For such catchy songs that game's uh, kinda horrifying.
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Aug 26, 2019 00:37
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The terror grows only stronger in the sequel. It starts with teeth. 
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Aug 26, 2019 13:01
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oldskool posted:
There was also some good animation in there, but like everything else in the game the animation can also be divided into before and after the budget was dry.
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Aug 26, 2019 14:32
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Preemptive vote for clicking the furry link.
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Aug 26, 2019 17:55
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HardDiskD posted:Preemptive vote for clicking the furry link. 
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Aug 27, 2019 03:23
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There is no furry link, but you'll be watching with a growing feeling of disgust anyway!
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Aug 29, 2019 07:46
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People clipping nails in public is one of those things that viscerally disgusts me. Like I'd probably be fine with licking (although it's more rationally repugnant), but that scene was tough to watch. I was so happy when it seemed like solving the problem made her disappear... I like how they don't really point out that the ostrich can't just walk around the Dead Sea because it's stuck across a tightly-defended border in a completely different country. Credit where it's (nearly) due: The line about coming to Siberia to freeze to death and 'dressing too warmly' is a good 'stereotypical Russian' style joke. (I don't mean it's funny because of the setting, I just mean it's funny in that darkly humorous way). But then again it's in a game ostensibly for children.
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Aug 31, 2019 07:32
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Everybody should share and care.
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Why not make a song about Siberia, in which we spent 99% of the chapter in??
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Sep 2, 2019 21:28
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I've been edutained! I'd never heard of the dead sea fungus thing. This game is immensely disturbing.
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Sep 3, 2019 01:25
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*golf claps* This place is weird with a capital F.  Pre-edutain me about Indonesia!
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Sep 4, 2019 18:50
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Linda the Komodo Dragon has all the hallmarks of Disney villain: - musical number - cackles - sits there waiting for the protag to do something - "you FOOL!"
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These games are like hate crimes.
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Sep 8, 2019 01:00
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Scaramouche posted:These games are like hate crimes. We did learn about genocide earlier, so yeah, that follows.
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What does the book of knowledge know about hate crimes? "Pink Panther becomes a door-to-door salespanther" is the worst setup.
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Sep 8, 2019 01:21
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The Exorcist: Exposition. Featuring the dumbest possible voices for a giraffe, a rhino and an elephant.
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Sep 9, 2019 15:29
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hi echidna
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Sep 10, 2019 05:06
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When the old woman said, "Sing it, guys!" I actually said "Oh, gently caress me" out loud. This game may be a form of self harm. Though (angry goblin zombie?) Violet zooming out of the room was hilarious. hi echidna
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Sep 11, 2019 01:48
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What an ending! What a VA for god of war! What a picture of Greece! What the gently caress!
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Sep 16, 2019 13:27
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Urks. "Xbox 360" and "Immortal Protogonist" reminds me that we will probably never see a completed Lost Odysssey lp.  Thanks(?) for showing this pink trash fire of a "edutainment" game, Selenic Martian.
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The noises when he uses the trident  Thanks for playing this for us. It was an experience, and now I’ve learned all about when horses fly.
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Sep 16, 2019 19:49
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im not thanking you for bringing this to my life but i did click on this thread of my own volition.
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Sep 17, 2019 01:16
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That final musical number really didn't need to be more than five minutes long.
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Sep 17, 2019 21:47
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"Print Stuff Chick" I half-suspect the game was made just to fit that song in there.
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Sep 18, 2019 17:56
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"Goodbye, Strangeblood! You're neither strange, nor blood!" Goodbye, Hokus Pokus Pink! You're neither edu, nor tainment.
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I know I did nothing but show utter disdain for this game, but seriously, thanks for the LP. I'm looking forward to the next one!
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