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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


Remember John McAfee? The guy who invented that antivirus thing? I forget it's name but I'll just go by intuition and call it Foreskin Defender. He is a person that exists.


Here is a video of John McAfee reaffirming to your dump rear end that he is a heterosexual with lots of money and a greenscreen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg


Here are some tweets by John Antivirus:

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1148113513182879745

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/986762250710069248

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1146718360392163328

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1143354481712795649


Something's happened to him recently I think:

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1152240931015462914

"Muhammed Avdol posted:

This is @loggiaonfire again. I have good reason to suspect that John McAfee, @theemrsmcafee and other companions have been detained by authorities at their latest port of call. I will be operating this account providing updates as they become possible. I last spoke with John as his boat was being boarded. The situation was tense but controlled. Our conversation was cut short by authorities confiscating their phones. The bastards wouldn't even give him a cigarette. If John misses his next check-in, events will be set into motion that I cannot prevent once they have begun. John has secreted data with individuals across the world. I know neither their identities or locations. They will release their payloads if John goes missing. Our campaign for individual freedom and an end to state sponsored tyranny will continue despite these developments. On behalf of the free people of the world, I demand the release of John McAfee and his companions from wherever they are being held. This will not stand.

I think this is real guys. John McVirus has giant spermy payloads he is going to release. Secret weapons data? Stand arrows? Thick green aliens asses? He's has my vote!! YOSPOS BITCH!!!

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Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

John been smoking that tan again I see.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Did this guy eat his dick yet like he promised

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





He has been collecting viruses for decades to create a super virus.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



If he likes Jojo he can’t be that bad right :shrug:

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
this man is the optimized human

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hes probably drinking

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
how many women has Norton sexed with at the same drat time?
way less than four im betting

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do
Someone post that stuff about his chemsex parties at his compound in south america

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

I. M. Gei posted:

If he likes Jojo he can’t be that bad right :shrug:

in this case, sadly, he’s merely a busted clock showing the correct time (a quarter to Joestar by my reckoning)

dude fucks whales and has possibly murdered people

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SatansOnion posted:

in this case, sadly, he’s merely a busted clock showing the correct time (a quarter to Joestar by my reckoning)

dude fucks whales and has possibly murdered people
jealousy.........?

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Homeboy is nuts and is on all sorts of drugs and will kill us all for even thinking about him.

But for real, he's around. Not hard to find. He loves to chat...if you dare.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
when you think about it *huffs mescaline*
we're all just viruses on earths motherboard

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

bird with big dick posted:

Did this guy eat his dick yet like he promised

he got 1 more year to go

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
mcafee owns

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Putty posted:

he got 1 more year to go

He keeps pushing it back though.

Plus didn't he do some lame cop out claiming it would count if he designated a hooker to blow him or something?

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

He keeps pushing it back though.

Plus didn't he do some lame cop out claiming it would count if he designated a hooker to blow him or something?

He's married to a working girl and has more than 50 biological children. And sooooo many guns. And is on soooo many drugs.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I hope he's in hell

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Vato posted:

He's married to a working girl and has more than 50 biological children. And sooooo many guns. And is on soooo many drugs.
minus the kids that sounds rad

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

numberoneposter posted:

minus the kids that sounds rad

My brother!

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

He keeps pushing back [eating his own dick] though.

Plus didn't he do some lame cop out claiming it would count if he designated a hooker to blow him or something?

Vato posted:

He's married to a working girl and has more than 50 biological children. And sooooo many guns. And is on soooo many drugs.


so when does he become president

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This is going to culminate in that 'storm area 51' bullshit in September ending with people actually breaking in, finding a blast door to open and him behind it sitting on a pile of physical Bitcoin or some poo poo

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Big Beef City posted:

This is going to culminate in that 'storm area 51' bullshit in September ending with people actually breaking in, finding a blast door to open and him behind it sitting on a pile of physical Bitcoin or some poo poo

We buildin up to that man

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.rt.com/usa/464772-mcafee-back-dark-cia/

He's fine which is a shame tbh, we were so close to the American government being outed for all of the dirty stuff they do, nerrr!

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

A_Account posted:

https://www.rt.com/usa/464772-mcafee-back-dark-cia/

He's fine which is a shame tbh, we were so close to the American government being outed for all of the dirty stuff they do, nerrr!

Your news article is two days old.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I liked that story about how he was all hosed up on drugs and banging two models and then his friend in the other room was playing harmonica and that interrupted h so he beat his friend unconscious with like a car fender and shoved the harmonica up his friends rear end and then went back to fuxking

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lurking Haro posted:

Your news article is two days old.

Just over 1 day old and edited more recently. Regardless, what's your point?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nooner posted:

I liked that story about how he was all hosed up on drugs and banging two models and then his friend in the other room was playing harmonica and that interrupted h so he beat his friend unconscious with like a car fender and shoved the harmonica up his friends rear end and then went back to fuxking

very relatable to me as a recipient of a beating and musical instrument anal penetration

Also never loving.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

A_Account posted:

Just over 1 day old and edited more recently. Regardless, what's your point?

The loggiaonfire posts only happened a few hours ago, according to whom McAfee got caught.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




probably faked his disappearance to get out of eating his own dick

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
There's new McAfee updates every few hours

Gotta keep McAfee really... Up to date

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


yeah but you should really see what peter norton is up to these days

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

I. M. Gei posted:

If he likes Jojo he can’t be that bad right :shrug:

it's an anime, so it just confirms what a piece of poo poo he is, tbqh

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Bad Purchase posted:

probably faked his disappearance to get out of eating his own dick

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Pay your fuckin' taxes John McAfee you piece of poo poo

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
I thought they interviewed a prostitute that worked for him and she said he never hosed and just wanted them to poo poo in his mouth.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the best thing about mcafee is that most of the poo poo he says is made up because it is funny. the worst thing is that not everything is made up.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Julius CSAR posted:

Pay your fuckin' taxes John McAfee you piece of poo poo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Julius CSAR posted:

Pay your fuckin' taxes John McAfee you piece of poo poo

Have you read the thread?
Have you seen what this dude's been up to with his life?

You should be paying his taxes.

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roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Big Beef City posted:

Have you read the thread?
Have you seen what this dude's been up to with his life?

You should be paying his taxes.


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