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Timby posted:He ordered like $75 worth of food and drinks and tipped a buck. That's like making an actual, physical effort to be an rear end in a top hat. I hope you piss in his drinks the next time.
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Shut up Meg posted:That's like making an actual, physical effort to be an rear end in a top hat. Oh, I haven't worked at that hotel since October 2015.
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Timby posted:He ordered like $75 worth of food and drinks and tipped a buck. He was in a bad mood because he owed his friend a meal but his friend insisted that the soup he ordered was not a meal.
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Who What Now posted:Except you can say whatever you want, as long as the audience thinks you're actually funny. Which is bad news for talentless hacks way past their prime like Jerry. No, you can't. Careers are ruined very quickly in the age of twitter SJWs.
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Timby posted:He ordered like $75 worth of food and drinks and tipped a buck. hes trying to not support the servers drug habits, its good praxis
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Nuts and Gum posted:No, you can't. Careers are ruined very quickly in the age of twitter SJWs.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:It's honestly sad seeing an aging man cling to sarcasm so desperately, I know someone like this and it's extremely tiring. Turn off your monitor in 20 years.
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Nuts and Gum posted:No, you can't. Careers are ruined very quickly in the age of twitter SJWs. meanwhile Cum Town exists
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kuddles posted:As clearly evidenced by the 800 stand up comedians claiming you can't get away with saying anything anymore on their comedy special on the biggest streaming service on the globe where they say whatever they want. They aren't saying anything they want, they all have the same thing to say: stop being so god drat sensitive. It's taking under represented minorities to say 'guys loving chill out'.
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Nuts and Gum posted:No, you can't. Careers are ruined very quickly in the age of twitter SJWs. A better joke than any Jerry had made in the last two decades
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There's plenty of successful edgy comedians who aren't run out of town (Anthony Jeselnik comes to mind) they just aren't huge assholes off stage and swing level or up, not down at already shat on groups. It's almost like the comedians complaining about SJWs are just mean and not funny, idk. Jerry Seinfeld has never been funny. Julia Louis-Dreyfus carried that show.
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13Pandora13 posted:There's plenty of successful edgy comedians who aren't run out of town (Anthony Jeselnik comes to mind) they just aren't huge assholes off stage and swing level or up, not down at already shat on groups. Anthony Jeselnik is extremely good. And maybe it is just the 'hacks' burning out, but it's definitely a big swing in what's considered okay in comedy in a relatively short time. I like Jerry. But you're not wrong about Julia, she and Jason A are a treasure.
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13Pandora13 posted:It's almost like the comedians complaining about SJWs are just mean and not funny, idk. It's mostly old unfunny comedians, to boot. The problem isnt that the landscape of comedy changed overnight, the problem is that they're assuming it's still the same as 1992.
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i saw his comedy act live like in 2004 it was pretty good, he took seinfield questions from the crowd after
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On his show I don't think he or his guests thank or say please to wait staff even once. Only time they even speak to wait staff/non-millionaires is to make jokes at their expense Just seems like a massive arsehole
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i could check but i'm gonna straight up say for sure that he says thanks to the waiter at least once, i think you pulled that fact out of your butt
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Seinfeld said in his interview with Norm something like "I don't give money to homeless people because then I'd be validating that they're never going to be anything more than that" So maybe in his mind, tipping small is motivating a waiter to....work harder? Get a better job? EDIT: Here it is, skip to 2:45 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJXdMhobCPw
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He only gives a tip to 16 year old waitresses
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My friend told me a story about the time he was at this lady's house. He was in the kitchen when this lady points out a picture on the fridge and says "Do you know who that is?" She points to a Polaroid picture taken in the dark and you can barely make out that it's the back of a man getting into a car. You couldn't see his face whatsoever and he says "No..." She smiled really wide and excitedly says "That's Jerry Seinfeld!" And that's my story that my friend told me about the time he saw a picture of Jerry Seinfeld's back on some refrigerator.
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It is kind of amazing that Jerry Seinfeld and Jack Nicholson are still too powerful for the media to take them down I can imagine the conversation in newsrooms when #MeToo became a thing News guy: Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophile, should we look into that? Head of TV Network: SEINFELD RERUNS STILL BRING IN GOOD RATINGS AND WE PAID OUT THE rear end FOR THEM - DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT MAN DOWN News guy: But what about Cosby Head of TV Network: HE'S BLACK, gently caress HIM
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EugeneJ posted:Seinfeld said in his interview with Norm something like "I don't give money to homeless people because then I'd be validating that they're never going to be anything more than that" Doesn't tip and is a pervert of the hide your kids variety. Serious norman is right, he's definitely a goon
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He was must see TV about 21 years ago. Show him a little respect.
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Jolo posted:He was in a bad mood because he owed his friend a meal but his friend insisted that the soup he ordered was not a meal. loving lol. Go figure that the guy who owns a fleet of Porsches tries to cheap out on buying his friend a meal that he owed.
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EugeneJ posted:It is kind of amazing that Jerry Seinfeld and Jack Nicholson are still too powerful for the media to take them down Zane fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jul 25, 2019 |
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Paladinus posted:Turn off your monitor in 20 years. Idgi, I didn't post anything sarcastic.
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Shut up Meg posted:When you are rich and famous, it is utterly trivial to treat workers well. You have enough money to tip like a king and very little in the way of stress to put you in a bad mood. My brother waited on Justin Timberlake once and said he was very nice and tipped well. Justin Timberlake is better than Jerry Seinfeld. I mean we already knew that but here's second-hand anecdotal evidence to back up that fact.
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Check out the comedians in cars episode with Eddie Murphy where both multimillionaires make fun of the homeless in LA a few times
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Zane posted:before the media completely destroys someone an aggrieved party has to typically come forward first with an allegation of mistreatment Is Drew Barrymore's entire adult career Hollywood's way of saying "sorry about Jack Nicholson raping you and getting you hooked on drugs when you were 12 - now please never speak of it again"?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:My brother waited on Justin Timberlake once and said he was very nice and tipped well. hosed up but true.
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Donovan Trip posted:This thread is anti dentite
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Why does Jerry got such a boner for Porsches anyway? Just overgrown VW beetles with dubious manifolds
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I've served/cooked for a few celebrities. Ethan Suplee and Travis Pastrana were nice and likable. Rob Schneider was nice, his wife has one of those personalities that lights up a room. Tony Scott didn't say a word, but someone at his table actually did a "Don't you know who you're talking to?" routine right in front of his face. There were some others. System of a Down and a bunch more of the Family Values Tour bands were the nicest and kept offering to just help us do our jobs. There were a few others but it's a list. The coolest experience though was Parliament. They were playing next door so we shut down our restaurant so they could just get the place to themselves. We normally did Austrian food but the theater asked us to set up "chicken and pasta" instead. We made up a small buffet with smoked chicken, pasta bolognese, a vegan meal I forget, and some salad. They were like an hour late and we thought they weren't coming until one guy came in and started eating. He went back to the theater and got the whole band and entourage (George traveled with some of his family). Everybody was raving about the food, they freaked out when they saw we had bacon cinnamon rolls and practically cleared out our dessert freezer. George's grandkids were especially nice and we talked to them the most. George initially didn't say anything but talked to us later on and told us we cook chicken real good for white dudes. My boss from that job is a huge hippie who'd seen them a few times and talked with George about concerts he'd seen like twenty years prior. It was such a cool, memorable night. Jerry Seinfeld has just never been funny to me. I've never been able to laugh at Seinfeld once, and while everyone said he invented his style of comedy, it really just seems more like Bill Cosby observational material that you can sell to the network TV crowd. Plan Z fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jul 25, 2019 |
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Evil Agita posted:Jerry may tell jokes, but he is no comedian. I gotcha Evil Agita, sad more goons didn't get the reference 
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