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Resting Lich Face posted:Society is an elaborate joke at the expense of 99.999% of us. More like a solid 90%.
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Taima posted:More like a solid 90%. have you seen income inequality graphs? 90% would be a goal to strive for
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Sep 10, 2019 07:13
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I'm glad I entered my personal information into their website for no benefit.
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Sep 10, 2019 07:45
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Equifax just emailed me and said they need a picture of my rear end hole to process my claim for 33 cents And, Trans Union needs a pic of my MOMS rear end hole, just cause? How I'm supposed to get that. Do any of you goons that have hosed my mom got a pic of her rear end hole.
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im on the net me boys posted:They probably won't bother to check
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Sierra Nevadan posted:I'm glad I entered my personal information into their website for no benefit. They already had it my dude
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normally this would all be far too much hassle for me but i'm going to crawl over broken loving glass to take these dipshits moneys
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Khorne posted:Nah, they've rejected people for putting credit karma already. Really?
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Huh, so that's why Im in all this debt and my credit scores suck, cause of the drat hackers. They better pay me my 20000 soon then.
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Khorne posted:Nah, they've rejected people for putting credit karma already. Who has gotten rejected? I didn't think they were at any 'rejecting' stage yet.
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LabyaMynora posted:Joining this will prevent you from suing Equifax in the future if your stolen data is ever used for identity theft. lol as if you're going to sue a huge corporation
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im on the net me boys posted:Look it's either we try to cash in now or we launch unsuccessful individual lawsuits on a giant corporation later and guess which one of those is going to work out What if we were to burn their HQ to the ground,and make a pile of the C-level corpses on the front lawn?
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im on the net me boys posted:I haven't gotten any emails and I've checked my spam folder. I don't understand why they'd email some of us but not all of us. It’s just the hackers trying to gather new information on everyone.
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I got  from an olive oil settlement that barilla did, and that's too much money for a credit agencydon't worry there will be another angry congressional hearing maybe
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I got more money from both the compact disc and DRAM price fixing settlements
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Supreme Allah posted:Do any of you goons that have hosed my mom got a pic of her rear end hole. Turn off your monitor
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BREAKING From one of my fraud accounts XKCD Webcomic User Forums Date of Incident: July 1, 2019 Date Made Public: September 1, 2019 Records Affected: Estimated 560,000 Data Compromised: Hackers have reportedly breached the user forums of popular webcomic XKCD. Exposed information may have included usernames, email addresses, salted and hashed passwords, as well as some IP addresses from the time of registration. XKCD states that it has taken the forums offline until it can ensure that they are secure. The organization also posted a message warning users to change their XKCD passwords, as well as any similar passwords they use for other accounts. Click here to learn more https://www.engadget.com/2019/09/03/xkcd-forum-breach-exposes-details-from-over-560-000-user-account/ Oh no! As ThreatPost explained, phpBB and other DIY platforms are a popular choice for fan forums within the gaming community and are often vulnerable to attacks due to being poorly maintained. Still, it's unclear whether XKCD's forum was running an older version of phpBB. Engadget has reached out to XKCD for comment, and will update if we hear back.
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lmfao i just got my check boys, you ready for this? 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁  $8.65 
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PIZZA.BAT posted:lmfao i just got my check boys, you ready for this?
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Now let's class action lawsuit the lawyers who kept all the class action lawsuit money for false advertising or whatever.
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Yea, it sucks that the victims get jack and the lawyers make bank. Class actions like this are one of the few (sorta) functioning mechanisms for slapping these companies when they gently caress everyone over, and the only enticement to get the law-firms involved is their huge cut of a giant payout or settlement.
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I totally forgot to respond to the email so you are welcome for such a great payout.
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PIZZA.BAT posted:lmfao i just got my check boys, you ready for this? Yeah just got my $8.65 too. gently caress corporations.
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Upon receipt of your $8.65, you absolve any major credit bureau of wrongdoing and forfeit any future litigation. Thank you for your data.
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down n out posted:Upon receipt of your $8.65, you absolve any major credit bureau of wrongdoing and forfeit any future litigation. Thank you for your data. lol like i could do anything to them in the first place. i’ll take my mcdonald’s value meal
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down n out posted:Upon receipt of your $8.65, you absolve any major credit bureau of wrongdoing and forfeit any future litigation. Thank you for your data. Yeah my Lionel Hutz of a lawyer who works out of his house definitely stands a chance against Experian’s cabal of millionaire lawyers.
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ok im down for 375 lets see what happens
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Their executives sold tons of company stock two days before they went public with the info and nobody was even so much as fined lol This is a good thing.
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down n out posted:Upon receipt of your $8.65, you absolve any major credit bureau of wrongdoing and forfeit any future litigation. Thank you for your data. Outside of ultra wealthy billionaires, no one in America has the limitless resources to take on Equifax in court, so may as well go with the $8.65 because it's better than $0. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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It's worth noting that the deadline is January 22, 2020 Or whatever, I don't know any more
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lol every time this poo poo pops up i am eligible and my only dealings are with a local credit union thanks monolithic invisible money fiants i want some money then you should be guillotined
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Outside of ultra wealthy billionaires, no one in America has the limitless resources to take on Equifax in court, so may as well go with the $8.65 because it's better than $0. you can buy a crappy dildo to gently caress youself with so you have more than just the metaphorical loving they do to you vote bernie bitxhes
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i guess i could just bump this thread rather than making a new one. another security breach, another settlement. YAHOO https://yahoodatabreachsettlement.com/ quote:Important information – review this website and contents carefully: managed to get a whopping eight bucks from the last one let's see how this shakes out
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Gonna give my personal data to the people who gave away everyone's data lol
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my ssn didn't get leaked hoping the text input on that site was compromised so I can get 375 liferuinedbyhackerslashscammerbucks ten years from now on
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you don't have to enter your ssn on this one. just name and addressExplosive Tampons posted:my ssn didn't get leaked gentlemen we're witnessing the dawn of a glorious new age. the age of the identity hack based economy 
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Never even got my check for the equifax breach. It's probably fine.... the lawyers took so much of the settlement we're lucky we didn't all end up having to pay them, instead of getting a settlement check.
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Was eligible for both Experian and Yahoo claims. Can’t wait for my fractions of a cent or outright denial if/when these settlements start going viral and some rear end in a top hat judge rules the payout is impossible or some other kind of shady poo poo I don’t know
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I’m having a very bleak laugh the contrast between the thread title and how poo poo actually turned out
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Things that get people's hopes up are necessary and good, because it's how radicalization happens to normal people. Yay, we worked together for 3 years and finally passed a straw ban! We believed in each other, came together, and did it! The system works! Time to watch the results happen. Wait, what's this, during those 3 years the GOP rolled back regulations on nearly all other forms of pollution? Oh what's this, they just rolled back our straw ban while we were looking at that? gently caress this, *Googles Bernie, supports him in 2016* Oh huh, his own party ratfucked him and there's really just one party, the party of war and corporate money? *Googles Antifa and Bernie 2020*
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